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MCU Captain America

2023.03.28 16:48 Cleverly_Clearly MCU Captain America

Respect Captain America

Name: Steve Rogers
Alias: Captain America, Captain Rogers, Cap, Capsicle, America's New Hope, The First Avenger, The Star Spangled Man with a Plan, The Captain, The Soldier, The Super Soldier, The Living Legend, The Man Out of Time, The Sentinel of Liberty, The Running Man, The Greatest Soldier in History, Big Guy, The Old Man, The World's First Super Hero, God's Righteous Man, Flag-Waver
Appearance: Pre-serum, post-serum, Show suit, Soldier suit, First Avenger suit, Avengers suit, Winter Soldier suit, Age of Ultron suit, Civil War suit, Infinity War suit, Endgame suit, with Mjolnir
Born in Brooklyn, Steve was the son of a WW1 veteran. He grew to be sickly, weak, and physically unimpressive; but he still persevered and tried to do the right thing even if it meant physical harm. He tried multiple times to get into the military because he couldn't stand others fighting while he just did nothing. Seeing his inner goodness, Dr. Abraham Erskine gave him the super soldier serum believing that he would do the right thing and wouldn't be corrupted by it. Transformed into Captain America, Steve Rogers fights for freedom and what he believes is right.
All WebMs, Streamables, and Gifs are credited to iwasAfookenLegend All Thumbs.gifs are credited to Biencarlo
[CA] = Captain America: The First Avenger
[AV] = Avengers
[WS] = Captain America: The Winter Soldier
[AU] = Avengers: Age of Ultron
[CW] = Captain America: Civil War
[IW] = Avengers: Infinity War
[EG] = Avengers: Endgame
[1] = Captain America: First Vengeance
[2] = Captain America: Winter Soldier Infinite Comic
[3] = Captain America: Homecoming
[4] = Captain America: Road To War
[5] = Captain America & Thor: Avengers!

General

Super Soldier Serum
Shield

Strength

Shield Throwing
Striking w/Shield
Striking
Punching
Kicking
Throwing
Lifting
Pushing/Pulling
Other

Durability

Shield
Blunt Force
Energy
Other

Agility

Reaction/Combat
Movement
Jumping
Other

Skill

Shield
Combat
Infiltration/Awareness
Fights
Other

Other

Mjolnir
In the fight fight with Thanos, Captain America lifted and used Mjolnir. As stated by Odin in Thor, whoever is worthy of Mjolnir shall possess the power of Thor. Now since the hammer comes from Thor: The Dark World I would recommend only using stuff from Thor up to that point. Or in other words, for scaling purposes I wouldn't personally recommend using later showings.
WW2 Bike
Misc
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2023.03.23 06:14 wb420420 Spotted

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2023.03.19 00:17 Jackh366 Super Meat Boy Gone Wrong.

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2023.01.27 23:15 HarryGCollections Jimmy Neutron

Jimmy Neutron
Background
He may be small, but he's got a big brain. Jimmy Neutron is a genius 10 year old kid with an abnormally large brain who constantly builds impressive inventions in Retroville USA. He often hangs around with his best friends, hyperactive and Ultra-Lord-loving Sheen Estevez and asthmatic, ultra-allergic Carl Wheezer, not to mention his robotic dog Goddard. Together with his love interest/enemy/frenemies Cindy and Libby and a few other characters Jimmy always applies his brain blasts to fight crime or save Retroville, USA (An American town that is somehow either 8 hours or 45 minutes ahead of New York's time zone) in some way or another. Gotta blast!
Recommended Listening
Reposted with the proper title.
Feats
Physicals
Jimmy has a few impressive physical feats surprisingly.
Strength
Speed
Accuracy
Durability
For the record, I'm well aware that Jimmy can survive in space without a helmet, I think that has more to do with the nature of the universe than anything else so I'm not counting it as a feat
Intelligence/Non-Gadget Achievements
Gadgets
Jimmy is best known for his many gadgets and inventions. A lot of Jimmy's gadgets are kind of pointless like a tooth brushing machine or something so I'm probably gonna skip a lot of shit like that.
Goddard
Goddard gets his own section as, being Jimmy's constant mechanical dog companion and he's in the show/movie all the time, he has a ton of features.
Physicals:
Features:
Body features:
Built in useful/significant gadgets:
Weapons/Offensive capabilities:
Miscellaneous:
Vehicles/Transportation
Significant Gadgets
Miscellaneous Gadgets
Hulk Jimmy
This isn't normal Jimmy and wasn't originally induced by him. Jimmy and his friends were zapped in outerspace by a radiation belt thingy (Think how the FF got their powers) and became able to turn into a Hulk-like monster. Normally I wouldn't include this at all since he didn't do anything to cause himself to transform and he cured himself but Jimmy retained in a packet thingy the ability to turn himself back into the monster in case he needs to later on, so I'll include the feats here. I feel like I've got to just reclarify that this is not something that Jimmy can do normally and it was a bitch to cure him so he probably wouldn't just turn back into this right away in a fight situation
Hulk Jimmy Feats
Throws a truck a good distance and snaps a lamppost like a toothpick
Throws a car, tanks laser blasts from military jets, and throws a hot dog cart in the air far enough and hard enough to completely destroy a fighter jet. Also displays pretty fast running speed and Hulk-leaps
Leaps as high as fighter jets and isn't even fazed by a tank shell
Makes short work of three tanks
Other
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2023.01.16 22:40 the1andonlyyanewbird Poll: Snoopy, Droopy, Toopy, Loopy or Goopy?

The beagle from Peanuts, the MGM Basset Hound, the talking mouse from Toopy & Binoo, the girl from Nickelodeon's Kablam!, or the Warner Bros cartoon dog introduced in 1932
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2022.12.20 01:20 BOBULANCE A look at what's to come

The Cards Against Humanity card lab has been updated, and with it, a whopping 800+ new cards to try out. I've managed to compile many of them here, though there are no doubt a few lurking around that I missed.

Noticeably, there are no new black cards. Additionally, some of the cards appear to be slight updates of cards from past decks, or match themes from earlier packs. This, and the content of the cards, leads me to believe that there are a couple of possible scenarios for this batch of new cards, with more than one scenario being able to occur simultaneously:
  1. Existing sets are about to get a massive white card card update.
  2. An all-new white card box is on the way.
  3. An all-new absurd box is on the way.
  4. A Catholicism or Christianity pack may be in the works.
  5. A prison/crime pack may be in the works.
  6. Another America/politics pack may be in the works.
  7. There are new black cards, but they haven't been added to the card lab yet in order to reduce testing variables.

In any event, don't expect all or even most of these cards to become reality. You'll notice a lot of cards share a premise or one or two words with one another, and usually these get narrowed down to the best of the batch during the testing process. There are also a fair amount of cards that aren't quite good yet, that will likely be cut or change.

The new cards are as follows:

10 guys who come to your house, disassemble you, and place you in an easy-to-carry pouch.

14,562 unread emails.

45 identical girls named Maddie.

7-11 brand synthetic marijuana.

A $2 handjob.

A 2 bedroom, 1 bathroom anus.

A 2 mph police chase.

A FOX News bimbo.

A Yankee Candle.

A balloon animal shaped like my dad.

A basketball-sized meatball.

A better-than-average McChicken.

A big wet kiss on the eyeball.

A big, ugly cow.

A blood-catnip count of .09.

A blood-curdling orgasm.

A bobblehead collection.

A bucket of guts.

A butthole with a monocle.

A centaur that’s half camel, half Ellen DeGeneres.

A clam that contains an ecstasy tablet instead of a pearl.

A cock vein that spells out ‘FedEx’.

A colostomy bag.

A complete success.

A completely incorrect celebrity impression.

A corny motherfucker.

A couple of dudes I graduated with.

A couple of old men.

A crazy night in Vegas with all the guys from Halliburton.

A dastardly ruse.

A dead chimpanzee wearing Green Bay Packers perch.

A degree from Harvard in Being A Hobo.

A detective that sits in his car honking his horn until the murderer climbs into his car on their own.

A disease you get by shaking hands with an ape.

A dramatic Vince Vaughn role.

A dreary Tuesday morning.

A fat stack of Benjamins.

A flight attendant frantically asking if anyone on the plane is a zookeeper.

A flock of ducks flying out of my pants.

A goat named Penis.

A gorgeous Spaniard with a rose between his teeth.

A guy in a baseball cap ranting in his truck.

A guy that is keen to meet a mule.

A hairy, stinky 36-year-old guy who bases his personality on Deadpool.

A hand-me-down catheter.

A heartfelt rendition of “The Star Spangled Banner.”

A highly flamboyant turkey.

A horse riding another horse.

A house divided.

A huge Family Guy tattoo.

A huge pride flag flying off a jacked-up diesel pickup truck.

A hybrid coding/fat camp.

A jar of teeth.

A kindly old watchmaker.

A land-speed record.

A little guy who eats only Slim Jims.

A lone gunman.

A long, silent walk to the gallows.

A luxurious abortion experience.

A major fuckin’ chump.

A masked man cresting the hill.

A mesmerizing zoetrope.

A mild case of ebola.

A moment of romance with an uncle.

A mouthful of mice.

A nest filled with baby birds, lizards, and kittens.

A never-ending supply of San Pellegrino.

A new type of snail.

A nubile young iguana.

A pack of wolves.

A passionate conjugal visit.

A pedicure, but for your dick.

A perfectly ordinary object, like a pen.

A permanent erection.

A pet name for a tumor.

A pile of meat for the family.

A pubic hair fade.

A pumpkin that can dream.

A ray of hope.

A real page-turner of a John Grisham novel.

A really, really bad drum solo.

A rejected marriage proposal.

A round of Mario Kart.

A sample platter of cum.

A sampler platter of cum.

A sexy sounding fart.

A shell of a man.

A shout-out to all the boys back home.

A simple, steady guitar riff that drives the whole song.

A sincere apology.

A six-pack ass.

A snail with the mind of an ape.

A soggy, limp handshake.

A stampede of the elderly.

A statue of the Virgin Mary weeping orange juice.

A stern British nanny.

A strong social support system.

A sun-faded calendar from 2004.

A super futuristic-looking pussy.

A syringe filled with poop.

A thrilling caper.

A tiny tanning bed for just your penis.

A tip of the fedora to m’lady.

A toast to love!

A toiny fookin’ baby, nasty liddle ‘fing, innit?

A variety of jams, jellies, and marmalades.

A vaudeville duo named Pervert & Helper.

A weekend of debauchery at the bakehouse.

A welcome mat that says, “Welbaum.”

A whoopie cushion that spews actual feces.

A wild weekend at Claire’s Boutique with the guys.

A wolf that turns into a different wolf during the full moon.

A world-class stamp collection.

AP Sex Education.

Acts of God.

Airdropping nudes to my priest.

Alien abduction.

All three branches of the U.S. government.

Amelia Bedelia’s luge medals from the Sochi Olympics.

An Applebee’s that’s 10x bigger on the inside than it is out on the outside.

An Arbor Day Miracle!

An IV drip of orange soda.

An Italian man who won’t stop screaming.

An X-ray of a Buzz Lightyear doll stuck in someone’s ass.

An acceptable amount of incest.

An ass tattoo that says “hello.”

An elderly polycule.

An indifferent battle with cancer.

An open-concept dungeon.

An opinion piece about how moss is just OK.

An unflattering photo of me getting eaten out by a possum wearing a tuxedo.

An unsuccessful face transplant.

Answering “what?” To every question on a test.

Apple-cheeked wenches.

Asking my parent/guardian to sign my permission slip for an orgy.

Ass dimples.

Ass meat.

Assassinating a specific sandhill crane.

Assembling all suspects in the parlor to reveal the killer.

Baking soda volcanoes.

Baptizing a baby in clam chowder.

Barreling down the highway.

Barstool Sports.

Becoming gay after seeing a billboard that says “Homosexuality: Try It Out.”

Being 1000 years old.

Being a Black man in America.

Being an absolute girlboss.

Being blinded by a super shiny penis head.

Being cringe.

Being down for whatever.

Being random xD.

Being so, so tired.

Being very boring.

Big business.

Bitch Awareness month.

Bleeps and bloops.

Blossoming sexuality.

Blowing into a vagina like it’s a Nintendo cartridge.

Body shaming.

Bold flavors.

Boris Yeltsin.

Boston.

Bottomless mimosas.

Bravery in battle.

Braving the storm.

Bravo’s Real Housewives Of Darfur.

Breaking a cock in half and sucking the juice out of it like a crawfish.

Breaking the Unabomber out of prison.

Bugle Boy jeans.

Building my brand.

Bushmeat.

Butt froth.

Buttery goodness.

Calling a 4-year-old child a fascist bimbo.

Capturing and killing an actual leprechaun.

Casual treason.

Cat and dog pelts.

Catcalling.

Chanting “Breasts! Breasts! Breasts!” At the strip club.

Chaperoning an orgy.

Charging a vibrating dildo in a Starbucks power outlet.

Cheating at a wet t-shirt contest.

Cheating on my wife with my clone.

Chilling in an MRI machine.

Christian Girl Autumn.

Churning a barrel of diarrhea down at the feces farm.

Clams, literally trillions of clams.

Clumps.

Communicating in grunts and whistles.

Compelling evidence.

Competitive shitting.

Computer troubles.

Conflicting but simultaneous truths.

Conjoined octuplets.

Consummating my marriage in a corn maze.

Contemplating someone else’s suicide.

Cookies.

Crab rangoon.

Crabs running amok.

Cries for help.

Crisis management.

Crooning and thrusting my hips and shimmying for all my fans.

Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, and Kissinger.

Cruising.

Crust punks.

Crying on the toilet.

Crying “Yes, Father!” While getting spanked.

Cuddling with all your coworkers.

Curtseying before ordering at Chipotle.

Curtsying as I unload a gallon of diarrhea into the toilet.

Dad’s friend, Greg T.

Dad’s golf buddy, Gordon.

Dallas, Texas.

Dark family secrets.

Dating someone twice your age.

Death threats.

Deodorant stains.

Destiny.

Destroying evidence.

Developing tinnitus from a single, deafening fart.

Dice games.

Diet Coke.

Dipping into my savings.

Ditching my kids at the playground and going to Kohl’s!!!!!

Doing a cannonball into a mass grave.

Doing a cannonball into a volcano.

Doing a ropes course in a BDSM harness.

Doing it up right.

Doing just fine, thanks.

Doing my Donald Duck voice on the suicide hotline.

Doing the bidding of the Señora.

Doing time.

Dollar wings night.

Donkey Kong’s cousin Francis.

Doo woo a top dee doo be doo, bowwww!

Dracula and Friends.

Dredging the lake for bodies.

Drinking and watching TV.

Drivers ed.

Dropping a casket.

Drunkenly eating a whole box of uncooked spaghetti.

Dry cleaning Nancy Pelosi’s kente cloth.

Dumping my kids off at school.

Dunking.

Earning checks and breaking necks.

Eating a handful of toenails.

Eating a strip of turf like a steak.

Eating a whole jar of gherkins in one sitting.

Eating cysts like grapes.

Elegance.

Emailing the president to ask if you can use the toilet in your own home.

Emotional intelligence.

Emotional labor.

Ensure with a splash of Kahlúa.

Espresso martinis.

Experimenting with my sexuality.

Extra-thick condoms for those who are allergic to pussy.

Facial recognition technology.

Falling into a pit toilet.

Fanning the queen with palm fronds.

Feeling good as hell.

Feeling just peachy!

Feeling lithe and sensual.

Feeling your own tits.

Fellating my superiors.

Female troubles.

Fenway Park.

Financial support from Grandmama.

Finger banging.

Firing a NERF gun into the air.

Five Oprahs.

Flamenco music.

Flintstones erotic fan fiction.

Flirting with the doctor to score a free tongue depressor.

Flo from the Progressive ads.

Flushing a perfectly good piss down the toilet.

Fog.

Folk music.

Fondue.

Forgiveness.

Forsaking God.

Free restaurant mints.

Fresh ass meat.

Frowning all the time.

Fuckboys Without Borders.

Fucking my own asshole with my cock.

Gallons and gallons of blood.

Generational trauma.

Genitalia that’s just a hairy smiley face on a mound of skin.

Gentrifying the Arctic.

Getting Mardi Gras beads for flashing my tumor.

Getting cum on my khakis right before the big meeting!

Getting disassembled and placed in an easy-to-cary pouch.

Getting executed for no reason.

Getting fingered to the Iron & Wine cover of “Such Great Heights”.

Getting horny and googling “huGe boosbs pennis loudd kiSSiNg.”

Getting jiggly with it.

Getting mooned by a loved one.

Getting mummified in Skittles wrappers.

Getting my SAT score as a tramp stamp.

Getting my boobs surgically worsened.

Getting naked in front of your pets.

Getting nasty with it.

Getting ratio’d.

Getting ripped in half like a wishbone by a big pair of twin boys.

Getting struck by lightning nine or ten times.

Giggling and jiggling and wiggling and screaming.

Giving a thumbs up to democracy.

Giving up on the Heimlich maneuver after one thrust.

Glassblowing.

God’s ass slowly pushing through the clouds.

God’s boyfriend, Jeff The Liar.

Going bald in a major way.

Going bananas.

Going blonde.

Going camping for 15 minutes.

Going camping.

Going the extra mile.

Going to CVS for Monistat, Vagisil, UTI pills, Summer’s Eve vaginal wash, a box of tampons, a box of condoms, a pregnancy test, and a brand new Diva Cup.

Going upstate to complete a masterpiece.

Golden hour.

Goth dads.

Grandma’s jewels.

Grandpa smell.

Grasshopper stew.

Grindr.

Gruel.

Hair of the dog.

Hanging myself on the clothesline to dry after a shower.

Hangin’ out in the sewer.

Hanukkah, Pride Month, Etc.

Harkening to the sound of the bells.

Having a literal human foot where your genitals should be.

Having a piss in the sunshine.

Having a second butt on the front of my body.

Having a ‘Her’ situation with Windows 98.

Having crab claws instead of tits.

Having regular sex for six minutes and thirty seconds.

Having sex against a hotel room window.

Having sex to “Hail To The Chief.”

Having sex, but like, BIGTIME having sex.

Heavily discounted meat.

Hecate, Mother of the Night.

Helicopter parents.

Hiding in a pelican’s mouth.

High lead content.

Hippie stink.

Hiring a TaskRabbit to parallel park.

Hiring a midwife to help me shit.

Hitting a grand slam of Helen Mirren in the World Series.

Hofstra University.

Holding a seashell to my ear and hearing a man scream “FUCK OFF.”

Holding the door at Best Buy open for a bunch of squirrels.

Holing up in my bunker.

Homeopathic remedies.

Honking and squawking.

Honking when you’re horny.

Hooked On Phonics.

Hooking up with Big Bird for the third time.

Hopscotching with the best of ‘em.

Huffing Play Doh.

Hulu originals.

Humidity.

Hunter gatherers.

Imposter Syndrome.

Impressing my date by scanning the menu’s QR code.

Improvised surgery.

Incessant whining.

Indecent exposure.

Inexplicably shitting out of your belly button once and then never again.

Infidelity.

Inheriting a single shoe from your grandfather.

Instagram Creators.

Internal sloshing.

Japanophiles.

Jeb Bush.

Jeffrey Dahmer’s refrigerator.

Jesus Christ himself.

Jesus’ Jew-fro.

Jizzing confetti.

Joey Tribiani, the pervert from “Friends.”

Junkyard dogs.

Junkyard serenades.

KFC.

Keto crumbles.

Kissing up to birds.

Kitsch.

Laughing while performing brain surgery.

Laxatives for the table.

Lead poisoning.

Leaving my girl for someone who looks more like Snoopy.

Lesser party games.

Letting your ass do its thing.

Licensed medical providers.

Licking a nickel clean.

Licking an envelope to completion.

Like a million alligators.

Limited edition flavors of Coca-Cola.

Living a quadruple life.

Looking fly with my new braces.

Looking sexy AF in my feather boa.

Loyal hoes.

Lubing up and rubbing down.

Lululemon.

Lurking about.

Madagascar (both the country and the movie).

Major no-nos.

Making babies.

Making history as the NFL’s first headless quarterback.

Making out with an iPad.

Mange.

Marauding teens.

Massholes.

Masturbating to A Wheat Thins box.

McMansions.

Meeting down at the docks.

Meeting the president.

Melanin.

Memeing a tragedy.

Mexican jumping beans.

Microwaving Grandpa to see what happens.

Military decorations.

Millennial woes.

Missing children.

Mixed nuts.

Mixing urine and diarrhea in a martini shakier.

Mobile banking.

Mom letting you lick raw ground pork off the beaters.

Mom’s friend, Norma.

Monday Night Football, sponsored by Bud Light.

Moping around the rectory.

Morphing into a fire extinguisher.

Movie night with bae.

Murdering and eating innocent people in a legal and celebrated way.

Mutual disdain.

My 12 butt ugly sons and my 15 rotten daughters.

My MILF friends.

My Youtube channel.

My best friend, Kelly Ripa.

My children’s smiling faces.

My convection oven, my chronic illness, and my cock.

My favorite canned cocktail brand.

My favorite poet, Baron Trump.

My flop era.

My husband’s body.

My live-in situationship.

My nemesis, James Cordon.

My one and only ass.

My own cum.

My posture.

My prehensile tail.

My rank, red puss.

My really, really groundbreaking art.

My repulsive chin, elbows, cock, etc.

My self-worth.

My sensei, Kevin-san.

My spam folder.

My summer of longing.

My toxic relationship.

My undying love for mega-corporations.

Myself.

Nerds rope.

Nicknaming your dorm room “Poontang Isle.”

Normcore.

Not being sure if it’s racist to say “Homie.”

Not knowing any better.

Nothing a fresh coat of paint and a new spark plug can’t fix.

Nude firefighters.

Numbness.

Obscene amounts of cleavage.

Offsetting my carbon emissions.

Old meat.

Old washcloth smell.

Our waitress for the evening.

Oversized labia.

Pantsing a world leader.

Parallel parking.

Passing as gay.

Passing judgement on all the losers I know.

Paywalls.

Peaches.

Peacocking.

Peasants.

Peeing defiantly.

Peeping Toms.

Penis-shaped bachelorette decorations.

Perfectly shaved tits.

Performance enhancing diapers.

Petting a fire hydrant like a dog.

Pilots who look like their planes.

Pissing into a bong.

Pissing while smiling.

Placing 29th in a “best anus” contest.

Planetary dioramas.

Plowing the fields, etc!

Plucking a bald eagle.

Podcasters.

Pointing at my diaper and going, “Uhhhh ohhhhh!”

Popping a Capri Sun straw into an ice cold kitty.

Posers.

Posing nude on the hood of a Bugatti.

Practicing eating ass on a bagel.

Pretending to be Native American.

Pretending to be busy.

Prison food.

Problematic language.

Proceeding with caution.

Professional Skee-ball.

Proficiency in conversational Korean.

Project managers.

Puff puff puff puff puff puff puff puff pass.

Puffing on a pregnancy test like it’s a vape.

Puffing up like a blowfish.

Punting a penguin like a football.

Purity.

Putting in my finest tampon.

Putting my dick on a bed of shredded lettuce.

Putting peanut butter on my dog’s dick so I suck it.

Putting your heart and soul into a creative project no one will ever care about.

Quarterly performance reviews.

Quirky girls with ukuleles.

Raccoon attacks.

Raising Jesus’ cross up and down like a barber’s chair.

Raising all sorts of hell.

Raising hell with grandmama.

Ranking my exes by foot size.

Rastafarian-Italian fusion restaurants.

Rat lips.

Reaching for a cop’s gun.

Reaching that age where yogurt’s a treat.

Reading a 9000-page book about my father’s penis.

Reading the Wikipedia article for “Beer” while driving.

Realizing your life is already half over.

Reasonable doubt.

Rebooting the ol’ desktop computer.

Receiving a trophy for drunk driving.

Reeling in a big one.

Referring to the Bible as “the Judas Iscariot Cinematic Universe.”

Regretfully accepting my life’s circumstances.

Rejecting societal norms.

Releasing the hounds.

Repeated attacks on my character.

Resetting the goddamn router.

Rewarding myself after 22 minutes of work.

Riding Howie Mandell’s bald head like a sybian.

Riding a motorcycle for religious reasons.

Riding dirty.

Right wing talk show hosts.

Right-wing dog whistles.

Ringworms.

Rivers of blood.

Robbing a bank.

Rocking out HARD to the alphabet song.

Rolling a dead guy up in a carpet.

Roughing it.

Rounding up the other inches for a 5K.

Rugby hooligans.

Russel Wilson.

Sacrificing a cat to the Goddess Of Sunscreen.

Saluting a picture of a dog that kind of looks like Abe Lincoln.

Santa tossing his clothes down the chimney before jumping through nude and getting dressed in your living room.

Sashaying as a turd plops to the floor beneath me.

Saving kissing for marriage.

Saying good morning to all of your action figures.

Scared little white boys.

Scoping out a Chinese buffet with the Predator’s heat-seeking vision.

Scratching someone’s face and hissing.

Screaming during a mammogram.

Secretly living in a celebrity’s closet.

Self-honking horns.

Selling bootleg Scooby Doo merch for a living.

Selling my earwax on Facebook Marketplace.

Selling your soul to the devil for the ability to be kind of okay at Mario Kart.

Sending your pet snake to college.

Sentience.

Sex gifs.

Sex magic.

Sexting on an iPad.

Sexting on an ouija board.

Sexually transmitted pussy illness.

Sexy hunks with astigmatism.

Sharting.

Shaving my legs, pits, arms, face, ass, and feet.

Shaving off two or three of my pubes.

Sheer gumption.

Shitting with the door open.

Short Shorts!

Shoving something, anything, literally whatever, into my anus.

Shrinking down to the size of a raisin and getting swallowed by a sparrow.

Shrinking to the size of a pea to save money on sunscreen.

Sitting on a nest of eggs.

Sitting on the dock of the bay.

Skinny dipping.

Slapping handcuffs on two penises.

Sleeping with one eye open.

Slime.

Slipping into something a little more comfortable (i.e. nude).

Slipping into something a little more comfortable.

Slithering across the room.

Slurring my words.

Smoking a turd like a cigar.

Snail residue.

Snapping turtles.

Snarling and winking.

Snarling at a baby.

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2022.11.02 22:07 TheFeistyFox [Thank You] Birthday thank yous Part 2

u/stephkempf Thanks for the mini card!
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u/primaryloon Thanks for the cat card!
u/travel4me22 Thanks for the handmade card that looks like a window!
u/ninajyang Thanks for the card and acrosticon (is that what it's called?) you made with my username!
u/stardusk Thank you for the ice cream card!
u/DPClamavi Thanks for the neatly handmade card in my favourite colours!
u/battle_metal Thanks for the kitty card!
u/imarru Thanks for the shiny green and black card!
u/DaenerysWon Thanks for the textured card in my favourite colours!
u/birdiebennett Thanks for the cat card!
u/BornAd8941 Thanks for the dragon card!
u/MoominMog 2x Thanks for the two illustrated cards! I had an online pub quiz last year and there was a RAOC team! If I do such a thing again, I will let you know!
u/lonelytwatwaffle Thanks for the Cake Time card!
u/syko_gif Thanks for the flower card and the keychain!
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2022.08.21 19:21 psych-o-duck I dreamt about owning a solid matter AI generator and it became sentient. If someone's willing to make this in the dalle advanced generator, I'd be super grateful because I'm really curious about what it'll make 😅

The device was small and it made little items like tiny gadgets. It was a birthday present for mom and it retailed at 45$ (we got it for 35$ because it was on sale). The process looked like glitchy stop motion gifs, something like 3d printed matter of all colors would move around until it revealed itself, and it was utterly mesmerizing to watch. I don't know what was its original form. At first we had a lot of fun with it. You had to tell it the prompt (voice activated) and we tested loads of them. The material also changed in line with the prompt, it wasn't just plastic or metal, but fabrics as well. I only remember one clearly, and it was a flat enamel keychain of some sort of hybrid of Woodstock from Snoopy and a cartoon sheep. After a while it started changing on its own, without being prompted. I instantly felt uneasy and just sort of waited for it to attack us. It was so freaky, like something out of a movie and I even heard ominous music in the background. For some reason it changed into a bulletin board with an infographic poster pinned onto it, bigger than any of the other things it produced before. The poster featured luxurious silver jewelry with blue gems which were apparently famous footballers like Messi and Ronaldo's most precious possessions (?). It said how much each of the pieces cost and I managed to read some of them before waking up.
I've only had boring mundane dreams for so long so this one was a nice change of pace :)
And yeah, if anyone here likes playing around with AI art and finds this interesting, it would be really cool to see what it would make about the device or any of the two things it made I've only made some with the basic free version a while ago and it never turned out any good so I didn't really feel like making a profile for the advanced one
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2022.07.30 19:42 Mountain_Nectarine28 Porn in relationships

My boyfriend (m30)and I (f21)have been dating for 2.5 years and we have always been very monogamous. This was a little hard far me at first as a usually don’t like those types of relationships but during covid we became codependent and I found myself not really wanting anyone else. Since then we’ve gone to therapy and shit so we are healthy now. But still monogamous. He has always been extremely monogamous and has said he doesn’t want anyone else ever. We used to watch porn together occasionally and lately it has just been freaking me out. I can’t even watch porn by myself without feeling icky and gross and very self conscious of the way I look. I feel weird thinking of him looking at it as well. I never thought I’d be the type of girl that gets upset by porn but I think I understand it now. We had a conversation about it a few weeks ago and I told him I wanted us to stop watching it because it makes me uncomfortable. We are in a monogamous relationship so it really feels like cheating to me. If he was receiving nudes or videos from a girl he was talking to it would be the same thing to me. He immediately agreed and reassured me that it wasn’t a crazy thing to ask of him and he was very kind about it. Recently I was on his phone looking at his Reddit (which he allowed me to) when he stepped away I swiped over to “saved” and found dozens of new saved porn gifs and I’m just really upset about it. I can’t talk to him about it without him thinking I’m crazy for being snoopy but he also reassured me that he felt the same way about it in the way it’s like cheating. I’m just hurt I guess and I don’t know what to do about it.
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2022.07.25 19:00 LegoPoppin I think I screwed up my relationship

So I've (24f) been with my boyfriend (24m) for almost 3 years now. I have really bad anxiety and have an anxious attachment style when I'm in a relationship due to past trauma and events. My boyfriend knows this and knows that I tend to overthink a lot of situations.
Earlier this month my boyfriend was able to sleepover at my place (side note we both still live with our parents). When it was the day I was supposed to drop him back home later in the day my parents were leaving to go to this cottage we rented for the week and me and my brother were planning on going later in the week. Anyways before my parents left I went to say goodbye to them and I was really happy and giddy cuz I got to spend so much time with my boyfriend. Anyways my mom started yelling at me to grow up over something really small and I think my boyfriend heard my mom yeing at me cuz he was in my room and the door was open. When they left my boyfriend didn't mention anything about it but just asked if I was okay which I said I was even tho I really wasn't. Since then I felt tension between us.
When I went up to the cottage with my brother a couple days later I felt like my boyfriend was upset and jealous that I got to go to a cottage for a couple day s and made a comment about me not having to go to work for a couple of days. I did invite him a couple weeks prior to me going and my parents even invited him a couple months ago he just didn't get that time off to come with us. I wanted to talk to him on the phone when I was there but every time I asked to call or I did call he said he was busy and couldn't pick up or call me. I don't know it just felt like he was making an excuse not to talk to me even if he did have a valid reason why he couldn't talk to me at that moment but he didn't tell me he could talk later that day. I was trying to enjoy myself at the cottage but my anxiety was getting worse and I did voice how I was feeling but instantly regretted sending them and deleted the messages (we were talking on instagram). We ended up talking on the phone when I got home from the cottage but during that time it didn't feel like he was paying attention to what I was saying.
The next day (it was a sunday) I went mini golfing with my friend (25f) and her boyfriend (23m?) and my boyfriend was invited too. I had picked up my friend and her boyfriend first so I could give my boyfriend as much time as he needed to get ready because he had just finished work and it would take him some time to get ready and stuff. When I arrived at his place and went inside with him he seemed really unhappy and didn't want to see me, he didn't hug me or give me a kiss or anything. I asked him if we were okay and he kinda laughed and said we were and after that he gave me a hug and a kiss. Then for the rest of the day the four of us were out together he seemed normal like nothing was wrong which I really liked and I didn't feel like anything was wrong between us.
Then on the Tuesday I got to go over to his place and spend the day with him. I was originally gonna take the bus earlier in the day cuz where I live there are limited was of transportation and it doesn't happen every 5 to 15 minutes like in some more busier cities or towns a bus in my town comes every couple of hours and is the cheapest and more reliable way. But my boyfriend thought it would be faster and easier if I took an uber and I wouldn't have to get up early to get to his place at the same time if I took an uber instead of the bus. So I decided to try taking an uber this time to see what would happen. In the first 10 minutes of me booking an uber I got a driver that was 20 or so minutes away from where I was and told me to cancel it cuz it was to far for him to drive which I did hoping I would get someone closer to where I lived. But I waited for an hour and I still didn't get any other driver and I tried calling a taxi service at this point but they said it would take 40minutes to an hour to get to where I was which I didn't really want to wait that long for a taxi. So I downloaded lyft to see if that would be faster but the 2 times I attempted to use it it said that there wa no drivers available in my location so it was back to uber. After 2 hours of waiting I finally got another driver and it was the same driver that I got earlier and they again wanted me to cancel cuz again they were to far away from where I was but I told him I really need a ride and he did end up agreeing to pick me up and drive me to where I was wanting to go. During this time my boyfriend did feel bad that it was taking so long for me to get a driver and stuff and a reassured him that it wasn't his fault and he didn't know that it would take this long. Anyways I ended up getting to his place 30 minutes later then we both had wanted to meet up but i was just happy I got to spend time with him. We were hanging out and cuddling and watching shows and movies together and it was great but there was times during our time together that I felt this tension coming from him and I didn't know how to address it cuz I didn't want to ruin our moment together with me asking if we were okay again and bring it up. He did mention how it seemed like I was spending a lot of time in my head again and asked what was going on and I told him everything was okay. I wish I had told him what I was thinking instead of just saying things were fine. Later on in the day I told him I had gotten my worn schedule for the following week and was about to ask when he was free and he shot me down so quickly and told me he was working 40 hours that week and would be able to hangout with me. It made me think what would happen when we both got full time jobs and both are working 40 hour weeks would he just not find the time to hangout with me.
We had an online date this Friday that just passed and we had fun and it was nice spending time with him and I asked him if we would be able to see eachother this week and he said that he was working another 40 hour week and wouldn't be able to see me in person and I just casually brought up what will happen when we are working full time jobs that require us to work 40 hours q week will we just not see eachother and he just popped up that we would be living together at that point so he would just get to see me every day which was a sweet answer bit me being me qt to ruin it by saying that's not how it works right off that bat that it takes a bit so save up enough money for rent and takes time to find a place cuz I like being realistic even tho I wish that we could instantly live together when we got full time jobs. Anyways when we were about to leave our date cuz it was getting late we said goodnight and stuff and I was waiting for him to say I love you cuz I'm usually the one who says it first and he barely says it and when he does it's mostly after I have said it. But he just left the call without saying it and it hurt but I was still on the call processing it (we were on discord). Then he came back and basically joked about me thinking he would just leave. And he said I love you and goodnight again which I answered him and then he left. I didn't really feel good about how we ended our date.
This Saturday the 23rd was were things got bad. I got to spend some time with him and his friends online playing this game we all play and it was good and I enjoyed spending time with him. During hanging out with him I sent him a message saying that I loved him and he didn't respond which I understood qt the time because he was busy in the middle of this raid him and his friends were doing in the game which I wasn't able to do cuz my item level wasn't high enough yet. So when they were waiting around for one of the players I sent him it again and still no answer so I just left it cuz he'll respond when he does. Anyways it got to the point where it was 8:30pm and I've been on since 2:30 or 3 and I wanted to go do my own thing and get some dinner and stuff and I messaged my boyfriend again to let him know that I was going to head out and that I didn't want to interrupt what him and his friends were talking about to say goodbye and he responded to that instantly. He told me he enjoyed me being there and hoped I had a nice rest of my night and I replied to him and then asked him if he loved me cuz at this point he didn't acknowledge me saying I loved him. He just sent me a gif of the bird from the peanut gallery hitting a heart onto snoopys nose and saying take that love you have it all. And i know he was being cute and stuff but it but I don't know why but it still made me sad. I told him that I was sending you it a couple times and you sent me a gif and I made a joke about the gif saying that he has to love me harder cuz the bird was hitting snoppy in the nose with the heart. But after that the whole night I felt awful for sending him that and I didn't hear from him after that and I kept apologizing to him for saying that and basically wanting to make sure he was okay and I tried calling him and nothing and it got to be a 11:40ish and I asked him if I could call him on discord cuz at this point I didn't hear back from him and my anxiety was really bad and I thought I had ruined everything and after I sent that he went offline and at that point I knew I needed to talk to him about what I was thinking and feeling from our relationship for the last couple of weeks and I couldn't wait another week to tell him in hopes I would be able to talk to him about it in person. So I sent him a text messaging saying that I'm not doingn okay and that we need to talk about some stuff that's been bothering me when yoh are free.
I thought what I had said was a good thing to say but now I am regretting sending it to him. I had heard from him at all on yesterday and when I did it was around 8:30pm and he said that he was sorry for not responding since the 23rd and cuz he needed to think some stuff over and that we'll talk sometime this week. I respect that he needs time to think about stuff and get his thoughts together and all last night I was crying and knowing I needed to give him some space but also thinking that he was going to break up with me because of how awful I was to him. I did ask if we could talk last night when he was done his shift at 9pm but I understand if you don't want to. And he didn't respond to that at all and when I did try calling him my call got forwarded to his voice-mail and I just left him alone after that but I wasn't doing so good.
Today I still haven't heard back from my boyfriend I did send him a message this morning saying goodmorning and telling him when I am free this week so he knows when he can call me but since then I have left him alone. I just feel like I have ruined everything. And that it's all my fault and if I had just voiced my opinions of how I felt then none of this would of happened. But I'm not the type of girl that has the easiest way of getting the words out that I want to get out and I tend to just let a lot of things slide to make things easier. I just feel like it's my fault and that I ruined everything. I dont know what to do I'm giving him space and letting him take his time to call me.
Tl;dr! - there has been tension from my boyfriend for the last couple of weeks to the point where I ruined our relationship
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2022.07.06 13:51 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: dalle2 posts from 2022-07-02 to 2022-07-05 11:39 PDT

Period: 3.37 days
Submissions Comments
Total 763 4939
Rate (per day) 226.19 1128.23
Unique Redditors 264 2043
Combined Score 54292 35932

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 2384 points, 3 submissions: stormr
    1. "A meme from 2030, meme of the year, trending" (2229 points, 206 comments)
    2. "Cosmo and Wanda if they were real fairies, realistic, studio photo" (82 points, 1 comment)
    3. "A meme from 2070, meme of the year, trending" (73 points, 10 comments)
  2. 2177 points, 6 submissions: Kapputsjino
    1. A jackdaw with cucumber slices on its eyes wrapped in a towel relaxing at the spa, wildlife photography (1359 points, 64 comments)
    2. McRegret (426 points, 26 comments)
    3. An Instagram influencer taking a selfie in front of the gates of Hell (295 points, 25 comments)
    4. A frantically smiling chef cook adding an ungodly amount of butter to the dish he is preparing, butter going everywhere. In the background a crowd is looking scared. Professional food photography. (47 points, 6 comments)
    5. Close-up of two (black) women in red hippie clothes touching eachothers' faces intimately, dust on their faces, dusty, grainy warm atmosphere, 1970s, photography (43 points, 10 comments)
    6. Album cover portrait of a Japanese heavy metal band from the 1970s (7 points, 3 comments)
  3. 2158 points, 11 submissions: junglewreck
    1. Photo of boss telling to the artist that he is fired because of artificial intelligence (1288 points, 96 comments)
    2. ape holding a psilocybin mushroom and looking at the night sky, award winning photography (200 points, 9 comments)
    3. SpongeBob by H. R. Giger (168 points, 10 comments)
    4. Pulp Fiction, screenshot from The Simpsons (137 points, 2 comments)
    5. Photo of Gordon Freeman holding a crowbar and looking under the forehead directly into the camera, moody, cinematic (133 points, 11 comments)
    6. The birth of consciousness in artificial intelligence by Zdzisław Beksiński (122 points, 10 comments)
    7. Simulation creating another simulation, infinite recursion, digital art, Award-Winning Art (36 points, 2 comments)
    8. A photo of a man in a business suit drinking a human brain from a straw, cinematic (35 points, 0 comments)
    9. Portrait of Jesus looking directly into the camera with a kind and forgiving look, moody, cinematic (15 points, 9 comments)
    10. Massive cuneiform with a detailed Reddit webpage on it found in an ancient archeological dig, national geographic photo (14 points, 0 comments)
  4. 1929 points, 7 submissions: Hammondorgan
    1. Tyrannosaurus Rex announcing the dinosaur extinction on cable news, tv broadcast (1083 points, 45 comments)
    2. Nigel Thornberry as a real person (400 points, 34 comments)
    3. Marge Simpson if she was a real person, realistic, studio portrait (266 points, 13 comments)
    4. photos from Spongebob's Zillow listing for his building in Greenwich Village NYC (77 points, 3 comments)
    5. Uncle Sam at America's 246th birthday party (70 points, 3 comments)
    6. Miniature Pig Pilot (20 points, 2 comments)
    7. New York City skyline in the style of David Bomberg (13 points, 0 comments)
  5. 1851 points, 3 submissions: WontThinkStraight
    1. Photo of business people worshipping a golden calf (1347 points, 71 comments)
    2. Photo of a child pushing on a door with a sign that says "pull" (329 points, 52 comments)
    3. Fossilized Nokia 3310 found in ancient archeological dig, national geographic photo (175 points, 3 comments)
  6. 1736 points, 4 submissions: Behonkiss
    1. Darth Vader laughing (1598 points, 53 comments)
    2. Peter Griffin in Cyberpunk 2077, promo art (62 points, 1 comment)
    3. Thanos singing showtunes (45 points, 6 comments)
    4. Phillip J. Fry if he was a real person, studio photo (31 points, 8 comments)
  7. 1501 points, 3 submissions: danielbln
    1. Toddler smoking a cigarette and drinking his favorite pint in a pub after a hard day of toddling (1275 points, 64 comments)
    2. tiles of skin are being applied to a metal skull by a robot arm, ultimately assembling a cyborg, octane render (199 points, 19 comments)
    3. Mad Max Fury Road, a quirky post-apocalyptic comedy in pastel colours, by Wes Anderson, movie poster (27 points, 4 comments)
  8. 1430 points, 4 submissions: PepperoniDolci
    1. a 35mm film photography of a horse-dolphin hybrid (1287 points, 76 comments)
    2. A Christopher Nolan, cinematic, movie shot, of an astronaut finding a lost city on mars, from the back, mostly red and orange hue (63 points, 5 comments)
    3. A 35mm film photography of a crystal skull being found in a jungle, soft light, lots of green, grainy filter (51 points, 0 comments)
    4. Portrait of a dragon, dramatic studio lighting from behind the subject, dark background, 8k (29 points, 0 comments)
  9. 1233 points, 28 submissions: sonarbat
    1. Big Chungus staring at a ring doorbell cam (497 points, 22 comments)
    2. High school yearbook photo of a woman next to a mugshot of the same woman years later (171 points, 16 comments)
    3. "American Independence Day" (104 points, 23 comments)
    4. 2 corgis in suits exchanging briefcases (86 points, 2 comments)
    5. A chicken laying a gorgeous intricate ornate faberge egg (80 points, 4 comments)
    6. 1960s magazine ad selling dolphin babies (33 points, 2 comments)
    7. Don't even think about it! (32 points, 6 comments)
    8. Duke Nukem as a real person, studio portrait (31 points, 10 comments)
    9. A gritty carebears reboot (25 points, 3 comments)
    10. Fight Club (23 points, 6 comments)
  10. 1182 points, 4 submissions: bemmu
    1. Excited spelling bee winner holding up a sign showing his winning-word. Award-winning photograph. (763 points, 103 comments)
    2. Hotel bed, but with a large hole in the middle. A person can be seen sleeping in the hole. Award-winning photograph. (338 points, 29 comments)
    3. Adorable baby shaving her beard. Award-winning photograph. (50 points, 3 comments)
    4. Two guinea pigs sweeping the floor. Award-winning photograph. (Plus other prompt variations for your guinea pig household chore enjoyment) (31 points, 1 comment)
  11. 1161 points, 6 submissions: mike95242
    1. A meme from 200 B.C., meme of the year, trending (807 points, 70 comments)
    2. Meat spin (147 points, 12 comments)
    3. I'M BED, meme of the year 2030, trending (109 points, 16 comments)
    4. I'M BED - "Photo of business people worshipping a golden bed" (63 points, 7 comments)
    5. Goatse (25 points, 5 comments)
    6. Well, I tried. "A sentence that makes sense and is grammatically correct." (10 points, 3 comments)
  12. 1098 points, 18 submissions: Lukidjano
    1. I let the AI create variations of my original character (262 points, 26 comments)
    2. Variations of “The Dress“ (177 points, 33 comments)
    3. "ancient roman marble statue of a stressed woman on her laptop with coffee in her hand" (140 points, 5 comments)
    4. Floral pattern design (100 points, 7 comments)
    5. “Rennaissance oil painting of a corgi on a voyage across the globe” (88 points, 4 comments)
    6. "Son Goku if he was a real person, realistic, studio photo" (83 points, 9 comments)
    7. A tiger surfing the internet, ukiyo-e art (57 points, 2 comments)
    8. A pirate crew having a big party on their ship at night (32 points, 2 comments)
    9. „A manga page“ (30 points, 2 comments)
    10. "行春や 鳥啼き魚の 目は泪" (28 points, 4 comments)
  13. 1079 points, 11 submissions: Forever_La_Londe
    1. A man in a banana costume doing the splits on a busy street corner, high definition, full portrait photo (340 points, 19 comments)
    2. Tiny Volkswagon Beetle car sitting on a green leaf with natural sunlight. Highly detailed macro photography, award winning photo (217 points, 5 comments)
    3. Bart Simpson biting a pair of jean shorts, digital art (204 points, 20 comments)
    4. Peter Griffin riding a griffin, 2d digital art (113 points, 4 comments)
    5. Live action power ranger teletubbies, action shot, high definition photo, award winning photo (100 points, 8 comments)
    6. Bart Simpson halving a cow, digital art (34 points, 7 comments)
    7. Johnny 5, short circuit, pencil sketch, Pixar animation (22 points, 0 comments)
    8. Robot t-rex, synthwave, action shot, artstation, lasers (18 points, 1 comment)
    9. Photo realistic house fly flying with goggles on, close-up, action shot, graphic novel (14 points, 0 comments)
    10. Dark, abstract, liminal spaces, realistic photo, award winning photo (11 points, 1 comment)
  14. 1077 points, 66 submissions: OneFinding1429
    1. Multiple double exposure images of sunsets in different environments (73 points, 4 comments)
    2. House inspired by a beehive. (70 points, 6 comments)
    3. Happy Pikachu with crackling lighting taking a selfie. Fisheye lens. (66 points, 1 comment)
    4. A curvy and extravagant potion bottle on an ornate cluttered desk. The potion bottle is filled with sparkling, bright, and glowing swirling liquid. The potion has smoke coming out of it. Magic is everywhere. A window showing a forest is also visible. Octane & Unreal Engine 4 & f1.4 Photography. (57 points, 0 comments)
    5. Infinite exposure of a cat. Light Painting and Bokeh. (55 points, 0 comments)
    6. A long exposure photo of cars driving on a winding road through mountains and forests. Canon EOS 100, 28-80mm USM MkI, Fujicolor C200. (36 points, 1 comment)
    7. Ornate, extravagant, and expensive medieval alleyway lined with solarpunk inspired manors. A flock of birds fly in the sky. Octane & Unreal Engine 4 & f1.4 Photography. (33 points, 2 comments)
    8. House inspired by a birds nest (31 points, 2 comments)
    9. Dirty and Obese baby sitting on the Earth. (Dall-e WHY?) (29 points, 5 comments)
    10. One cat different angles (28 points, 0 comments)
  15. 1037 points, 29 submissions: Cultural_Contract512
    1. Ukiyo-e painting by Hokusai of Godzilla rising from the ocean and causing “The Great Wave Off Kanagawa” (174 points, 6 comments)
    2. Cthulhu-themed Japanese soft serve matcha ice cream in a taiyaki waffle cone (120 points, 2 comments)
    3. product photo of sneakers designed by Frank Gehry (93 points, 10 comments)
    4. Product photo of sneakers designed by Frank Lloyd Wright (78 points, 12 comments)
    5. Nintendo Gameboy designed by H.R. Giger (69 points, 6 comments)
    6. “The Scream,” with H.P. Lovecraft creatures (65 points, 3 comments)
    7. Children’s book illustration of H.P. Lovecraft-themed monsters in “Where the Wild Things Are” by Maurice Sendak (63 points, 4 comments)
    8. head and shoulders portrait of a kabuki performer [poorly] portraying Pikachu (47 points, 1 comment)
    9. “Jaws” uncrop (31 points, 1 comment)
    10. “American Gothic” by Grant Wood (30 points, 0 comments)
  16. 907 points, 1 submission: 2pac_alive_in_serbia
    1. Soviet propaganda poster from the 1930s depicting the dangers of having too much swag (907 points, 40 comments)
  17. 828 points, 4 submissions: ebycon
    1. A photo of a woman, 30 years old, staring into the camera. Pale skin with a few freckles. She's been crying all day and she can't take this anymore. Portra 400. (806 points, 109 comments)
    2. Realistic depiction of heaven according to a dog. (15 points, 2 comments)
    3. Representation of the Mandela Effect in a painting. (6 points, 0 comments)
    4. The prompt "This girl was persuasive, this girl I could not trust. The girl was bad, the girl was dangerous." (1 point, 3 comments)
  18. 811 points, 6 submissions: RistOf5
    1. A Sky Scraper Scraping The Sky (637 points, 12 comments)
    2. A Cat and a Glowing Butterfly (102 points, 3 comments)
    3. A Bee Being Drawn to A Match (27 points, 0 comments)
    4. A Cyborg looking at a destroyed city (27 points, 2 comments)
    5. A Girl watching the sunset behind a city (12 points, 1 comment)
    6. Naruto Baroque (6 points, 0 comments)
  19. 785 points, 23 submissions: EndlessSeaofStars
    1. Extremely large minion battlemech robot (304 points, 10 comments)
    2. Chewbacca as a Na’vi from Avatar (78 points, 3 comments)
    3. Lite Brite Homer Simpson (76 points, 2 comments)
    4. A dog playing video games late at night in a darkened room, light coming from television (56 points, 7 comments)
    5. A slightly translucent ghost hovering over a moonlit child's bed (45 points, 1 comment)
    6. Cutaway diagram of Eastern European knock-off Mickey Mouse toy (43 points, 0 comments)
    7. The 2048 Olympic medals for miming (34 points, 3 comments)
    8. Aliens inspired by Jim Burns and Wayne Barlowe (28 points, 0 comments)
    9. Toy version of the Leaning Tower of Pisa (16 points, 0 comments)
    10. A toddler girl holding a teddy bear. (15 points, 1 comment)
  20. 749 points, 12 submissions: Coki_Coki
    1. A meme about a cat eating sausages, trending meme (3 gorgeous images) (557 points, 43 comments)
    2. Dall•E VS Parti (Dall•E cherry picked, see watermark clue) (57 points, 14 comments)
    3. A photo of a cat wearing a party hat on grass field (42 points, 2 comments)
    4. A milk partying with confetti (35 points, 0 comments)
    5. A rabbit standing on ice cream (27 points, 2 comments)
    6. A photo of an orange jacket motorcycle house (2 images) (12 points, 1 comment)
    7. Infinity (5 points, 0 comments)
    8. A magnet monster (3 images) (4 points, 0 comments)
    9. A photo of a fan on table blowing fire to forest (3 points, 0 comments)
    10. A shiny fan cake on bed (3 points, 0 comments)
  21. 706 points, 9 submissions: DoneM1
    1. 32-bit-pixel art of Holo from Spice and Wolf (229 points, 12 comments)
    2. "Painting of an anime pirate captain in the middle of a desert" (134 points, 15 comments)
    3. Classical oil painting of Kirisame Marisa (116 points, 12 comments)
    4. Oil painting of Hakurei Reimu standing over a japanese town. (66 points, 3 comments)
    5. Oil painting of an anime rendition of a fallen angel (55 points, 9 comments)
    6. Classical oil painting of Beatrice (40 points, 7 comments)
    7. Classical oil painting of white haired Hakurei Reimu holding a cat (25 points, 2 comments)
    8. "Oil painting of a fantasy warriot at the beach" (23 points, 3 comments)
    9. Hakurei Reimu as an angel in heaven (18 points, 1 comment)
  22. 669 points, 12 submissions: villoxnyc
    1. Soviet propaganda poster featuring a minion from despicable me (125 points, 4 comments)
    2. Award winning photo of a new daycare center architected by antoni Gaudi (103 points, 1 comment)
    3. Snoopy from Peanuts as Jesus at gay pride (87 points, 4 comments)
    4. Award winning photo of a new daycare center architected by zaha hadid (67 points, 2 comments)
    5. Mickey Mouse if he was a human, realistic, studio photo (56 points, 0 comments)
    6. An oil painting of a minion from despicable me smoking a cigarette (47 points, 3 comments)
    7. Award winning photo of a new daycare center architected by frank gehry (40 points, 1 comment)
    8. a hyper realistic pencil drawing of a miniature pinscher dog depicted in a portrait as a circus clown (38 points, 1 comment)
    9. A minion in a dystopian hellscape (33 points, 2 comments)
    10. A children’s playground set designed by Tim Burton (31 points, 0 comments)
  23. 660 points, 3 submissions: reinhartjulian
    1. “Painting of a cinematic still of a female gladiator holding a golden ornate spear in her hand by Rembrandt van Rijn and Hubert Robert, 200mm, Ancient Roman Ruins in the background, dramatic clouds, city in the distant on fire" (538 points, 58 comments)
    2. "Painting of a highly detailed symmetrical Italian mansion partly covered in green vines in Val d’Orcia Tuscany by Wright Barker and Albert Bierstadt" (88 points, 3 comments)
    3. "Painting of a beautiful blonde woman wearing a green silk dress by Franz Xaver Winterhalter" (34 points, 1 comment)
  24. 642 points, 1 submission: baastiZockt
    1. Tried "Baby Yoda" and didn't see this coming... (642 points, 6 comments)
  25. 601 points, 3 submissions: MajorNUKKE
    1. A Peaceful Day At The Park (555 points, 17 comments)
    2. "Stormtrooper recruitment, soviet propaganda poster" (35 points, 4 comments)
    3. "soviet propaganda poster of Thanos from "Avengers: Infinity War (2018)" leading his army of cats" (11 points, 1 comment)
  26. 597 points, 1 submission: ilikelaban
    1. I finally got access!! Taking requests! (also, guess the prompt for this one) (597 points, 293 comments)
  27. 560 points, 1 submission: wouldeye
    1. Apologies to Steve McCurry: "a teenage girl of afghani descent with striking green eyes stares at the camera with a deep read headscarf. kodachrome film" (560 points, 62 comments)
  28. 511 points, 1 submission: sinabawngbaboy
    1. "spongebob squarepants going in with people in a mosh pit" (511 points, 30 comments)
  29. 510 points, 5 submissions: UnitedDecision1401
    1. You’re Next - “ portrait of an old woman pointing at the camera, moody, cinematic, low soft glow “ (334 points, 27 comments)
    2. “ Man with fish on head “ (94 points, 4 comments)
    3. “ Portrait of a man with bananas in his beard, cinematic, lens bokeh, soft glow “ (57 points, 0 comments)
    4. “ 20s portrait, blowing a kiss, detailed. Soft glow “ (22 points, 1 comment)
    5. “ close portrait photo, smoke in air, soft glow “ (3 points, 0 comments)
  30. 505 points, 1 submission: themax37
    1. A VR headset made by apple, concept art. (Not quite what I wanted) (505 points, 35 comments)
  31. 458 points, 4 submissions: Mr-Doodlezz
    1. Where the witch lives, sketch with some notes taped into an album. (296 points, 24 comments)
    2. Apparently slipped into the greenhouse section of the Backrooms today. (118 points, 13 comments)
    3. Real ghost in a clearing in front of a spruce forest (29 points, 6 comments)
    4. Jack in a Box in a forest in the fog, Gustave Doré (15 points, 0 comments)
  32. 446 points, 3 submissions: unnameableway
    1. “They did surgery on a grape” (374 points, 4 comments)
    2. A highly detailed technical drawing of the anatomy of the cry laughing emoji, with drawings, schematics and warnings included. With color, excerpt from farmers almanac. (70 points, 5 comments)
    3. How do you log in on an iPhone? (2 points, 1 comment)
  33. 441 points, 1 submission: Dasmrh
    1. I got my invitation this morning! Had to christen Saint Waluigi. (441 points, 27 comments)
  34. 411 points, 2 submissions: sundaebeardog
    1. An elephant mixed with an octopus in its natural habitat, award winning photo (316 points, 11 comments)
    2. A meme from the year 500 AD, meme of the year, trending (95 points, 6 comments)
  35. 403 points, 6 submissions: cielofunk
    1. Sneakers with monster truck wheels. Producto photo. (304 points, 2 comments)
    2. Chromolithography showing a group of anthropomorphized frogs playing as a rock band on stage (42 points, 1 comment)
    3. Extremely surprised baboons wearing diving masks. Underwater ambience. (23 points, 0 comments)
    4. Bread balls. New XL size. "The size of your head!". Full page magazine ad. (19 points, 2 comments)
    5. Loop peach. New innovative, futuristic, delicious product. Fruit section magazine full page ad. Infinite recursion. (11 points, 5 comments)
    6. Rome - A View of the Forum Romanum. Oil painting by Gustav Klimt (4 points, 0 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. ilikelaban (706 points, 44 comments)
  2. Crabets (574 points, 2 comments)
  3. Peemore (529 points, 5 comments)
  4. Kapputsjino (465 points, 18 comments)
  5. mike95242 (430 points, 10 comments)
  6. ebycon (372 points, 28 comments)
  7. Chatbot_006 (362 points, 20 comments)
  8. PM_me_your_cocktail (358 points, 2 comments)
  9. DungeonTracks (338 points, 3 comments)
  10. Lukidjano (326 points, 28 comments)
  11. varkarrus (323 points, 23 comments)
  12. TheWarrior19xx (305 points, 2 comments)
  13. OneFinding1429 (301 points, 74 comments)
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  15. DAMNyousayidostuff (293 points, 9 comments)
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  18. TheIrishninjas (256 points, 10 comments)
  19. skytracker (250 points, 1 comment)
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  21. bemmu (235 points, 10 comments)
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  23. AmishWarlords_ (233 points, 4 comments)
  24. mopping24 (233 points, 2 comments)
  25. _poisonedrationality (223 points, 10 comments)
  26. danielbln (220 points, 13 comments)
  27. DudesworthMannington (213 points, 8 comments)
  28. Horror-Classroom3703 (211 points, 37 comments)
  29. InvisibleDeck (208 points, 49 comments)
  30. jumbods64 (208 points, 19 comments)
  31. EssentiaBottle (205 points, 1 comment)
  32. One_Spoopy_Potato (199 points, 1 comment)
  33. Wiskkey (198 points, 38 comments)
  34. temisola1 (195 points, 5 comments)
  35. betweenboundary (193 points, 13 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. "A meme from 2030, meme of the year, trending" by stormr (2229 points, 206 comments)
  2. Darth Vader laughing by Behonkiss (1598 points, 53 comments)
  3. A jackdaw with cucumber slices on its eyes wrapped in a towel relaxing at the spa, wildlife photography by Kapputsjino (1359 points, 64 comments)
  4. Photo of business people worshipping a golden calf by WontThinkStraight (1347 points, 71 comments)
  5. Photo of boss telling to the artist that he is fired because of artificial intelligence by junglewreck (1288 points, 96 comments)
  6. a 35mm film photography of a horse-dolphin hybrid by PepperoniDolci (1287 points, 76 comments)
  7. Toddler smoking a cigarette and drinking his favorite pint in a pub after a hard day of toddling by danielbln (1275 points, 64 comments)
  8. Tyrannosaurus Rex announcing the dinosaur extinction on cable news, tv broadcast by Hammondorgan (1083 points, 45 comments)
  9. Soviet propaganda poster from the 1930s depicting the dangers of having too much swag by 2pac_alive_in_serbia (907 points, 40 comments)
  10. A meme from 200 B.C., meme of the year, trending by mike95242 (807 points, 70 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 568 points: Crabets's comment in Photo of boss telling to the artist that he is fired because of artificial intelligence
  2. 521 points: Peemore's comment in "A meme from 2030, meme of the year, trending"
  3. 350 points: PM_me_your_cocktail's comment in "A meme from 2030, meme of the year, trending"
  4. 302 points: TheWarrior19xx's comment in Tyrannosaurus Rex announcing the dinosaur extinction on cable news, tv broadcast
  5. 298 points: ImaginaryCarl's comment in "A meme from 2030, meme of the year, trending"
  6. 250 points: skytracker's comment in Excited spelling bee winner holding up a sign showing his winning-word. Award-winning photograph.
  7. 247 points: eduardcn's comment in A meme from 200 B.C., meme of the year, trending
  8. 243 points: DAMNyousayidostuff's comment in A meme about a cat eating sausages, trending meme (3 gorgeous images)
  9. 242 points: DungeonTracks's comment in Tyrannosaurus Rex announcing the dinosaur extinction on cable news, tv broadcast
  10. 232 points: mopping24's comment in Darth Vader laughing
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2022.06.18 00:55 the1andonlyyanewbird 🐶 Dog Poll: Snoopy or Droopy? 🐶

Charlie Brown's intelligent beagle who is friends with a little yellow bird
OR
The anthropomorphic droopy-faced Basset Hound
View Poll
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2022.03.08 01:50 SNSSE B's vs Kings highlights thread 3/7/22

A rainy monday
These two are just the cutest.
Great puck control from the young pasta
Big hit takes out two
Leads to a beautiful chance for boston
Candlepins for cash reference from jack - video -
2 on 1 for boston, can't finish
Linus loses his stick on a save
Anderson tries to hit marchand, ends up hurting himself
Another big hit
FREDDY SCORES! 1-0 boston - video -
Alt on the goal
Kings tie it quickly
end of first period_ bruins 1. L.A. 1
Whoops, broken camera
Little camera view
BIG STOP LINUS!
Another look
Debrusk to the box
A deserved face push to debrusk
Beauty of a chance on the pk for boston
Creative pass leads to a chance
Reilly boarding call
A backhand shot almost deflected for a goal
SMITH! 2-1 boston! - video -
Alt angle on smith's goal
_end of 2nd period_ Bruins 2 L.A. 1.
Kings delay of game
You've got to be kidding me...
Bro...
Hall to haula for a chance
Kings tie it late..
Fight after the whistle - video -
_End of 3rd period__ bruins 2. L.A. 2
Chance for debrusk but can't finish
Huge save linus!
L.A Beat boston 3-2.
_end of ot_ Bruins 2. Kings 3.
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2021.12.30 13:46 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: CarryMinati top posts from 2020-06-04 to 2021-12-30 04:45 PDT

Period: 573.79 days
Submissions Comments
Total 1000 18483
Rate (per day) 1.74 32.20
Unique Redditors 265 2438
Combined Score 158799 83195

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 14161 points, 93 submissions: terminatethedevil
    1. Don't worry guys, our YouTube community is coming to help Carry 💪🏼 (532 points, 44 comments)
    2. Ye kya ho gaya frands (404 points, 14 comments)
    3. Bhai muh ki baat chinli (402 points, 24 comments)
    4. The Redemption - CarryMinati (314 points, 45 comments)
    5. This Guy made Carry using 450+ Rubic cubes Channel name: King Of Cubers (305 points, 29 comments)
    6. Bhesst game (284 points, 7 comments)
    7. Sweet home Haryana (273 points, 20 comments)
    8. Last stream before the new video, he knew it! Illuminati confirmed! (268 points, 35 comments)
    9. Wholesome (237 points, 14 comments)
    10. Old topic but suitable template (235 points, 7 comments)
  2. 9695 points, 67 submissions: Sl0004
    1. 26/7 intensifies (337 points, 24 comments)
    2. Offensive (307 points, 40 comments)
    3. Tu mujhe na kaise kr sakti hai Reema? (276 points, 12 comments)
    4. Meme dekh title nhi (225 points, 23 comments)
    5. Padhega India to badhega India (204 points, 15 comments)
    6. Sabke sab copycat hain sale (194 points, 34 comments)
    7. What do u think about this? (194 points, 18 comments)
    8. Majak kia ha phrands (186 points, 26 comments)
    9. Steps to commit suicide (bad editing sry)...please don't be offended majak hai ye (182 points, 26 comments)
    10. PRABHJOT ;-) (176 points, 37 comments)
  3. 7232 points, 30 submissions: Paddu_Padodha
    1. PDF File uncle (811 points, 35 comments)
    2. Least racist Indian teacher (574 points, 25 comments)
    3. Not an interesting title (558 points, 20 comments)
    4. Wtf ye kon log hai jo promotion ke piche 4000 waste kar dete hai (537 points, 31 comments)
    5. Sisters for no goddamn reason (480 points, 28 comments)
    6. Inka internet band karvao also RBI for Sushant (362 points, 30 comments)
    7. Bina baat ke Gareeb ko Chutiya bol deta hun purani controversy ke liye, gareeb ki mental health ki vehn ki... (293 points, 64 comments)
    8. Jo frenzy, thara bhai wily frenzy, aise aise beats nikal dega, tumne kabhi sune ni honge (262 points, 31 comments)
    9. Users in comment section having "Gaming" in their channel name got so surprised by their own cameo ki unhe video mein "titkok" vale dialogue ko chhodke kuch samjh hi nahi aaya (253 points, 10 comments)
    10. /s (197 points, 23 comments)
  4. 5792 points, 22 submissions: nooneishere2
    1. I don't know why but this template fits perfectly (1005 points, 62 comments)
    2. So Wet ( ͡◡ ͜ʖ ͡◡) (464 points, 17 comments)
    3. "Your video has been age-restricted due to sexual content" Ye lo tumhara 2016 wala carry (424 points, 15 comments)
    4. POV: This video is made by Vicky Kaushal (398 points, 18 comments)
    5. Plz koi sex kara do isse 🥺 (384 points, 41 comments)
    6. Wow, a meme based on CarryIsLive, now that's rare (335 points, 38 comments)
    7. Phir yaad aaya abhi to Major and minor projects bhi submit karne hai (317 points, 21 comments)
    8. Kis Kis pe paas Onlyfans Family Subscription hai ( ͡❛ ͜ʖ ͡❛) (281 points, 15 comments)
    9. Sigma Female Nibbis vs Beta Male dharmrakshaks (237 points, 20 comments)
    10. Shocked.exe (236 points, 5 comments)
  5. 5628 points, 43 submissions: interesting-san
    1. Where's the lie though? (346 points, 19 comments)
    2. Hypocrisy ki bhi seema hoti hai (168 points, 87 comments)
    3. True (167 points, 11 comments)
    4. Improvement toh hai, you can't deny that (165 points, 29 comments)
    5. Thak gya hu bro delay memes se (158 points, 7 comments)
    6. Indian youth kaafi telonted hai (157 points, 26 comments)
    7. Just another meme on delay.... (155 points, 11 comments)
    8. :/ (145 points, 80 comments)
    9. Title pe dhyaan mat do (145 points, 10 comments)
    10. Yo Yo Bantai Rapper op (145 points, 18 comments)
  6. 4239 points, 32 submissions: lundi_insaan
    1. leafyishappy (217 points, 43 comments)
    2. carry ki wife..... nice (180 points, 58 comments)
    3. Reverse pedos se bhara hai pura ye samundar (reupload 3 :- bt ho ri hai ;_;) (173 points, 10 comments)
    4. One more saiman meme (167 points, 10 comments)
    5. ok by (164 points, 13 comments)
    6. Worldwide survey hua hai koi question ni karega.... (162 points, 17 comments)
    7. Youtube se bdiya toh xvideos aur pornhub hai kamse kam inn sites pe dislike button ki kuch value toh hai agar youtube pe bhi same ho toh shayad aise comment karne waale logo ko sharm aa jaaye (161 points, 4 comments)
    8. Rishu and ocus are exception (149 points, 26 comments)
    9. Kon kon shaam ko dekh rha hai video upvote thoko /s (145 points, 49 comments)
    10. Happy 6 year anniversary to all the 12 year old (including me) (143 points, 23 comments)
  7. 4196 points, 16 submissions: SalamanderBhai
    1. Chahe 1000 or K-Pop ke gaane suno, yeh wala sabka baap hai (793 points, 42 comments)
    2. This song is a masterpiece, ngl (629 points, 40 comments)
    3. Most of you would have forgot this song... But would surely have childhood memories with it... (479 points, 39 comments)
    4. Image credit goes to u/Good_saynik (328 points, 12 comments)
    5. Tru h kya? (226 points, 15 comments)
    6. The urge is real (224 points, 10 comments)
    7. Still not able to believe that there are so many grills here...And that too,active.. (203 points, 67 comments)
    8. From 'Aadmi Chutiya Hai' to 'Ek Din Mar Jayega' ,all the songs were quite deep tbh.. (198 points, 28 comments)
    9. Made a carry version of this meme... (194 points, 17 comments)
    10. Isko toh Saimansays pe jaane do.. (181 points, 43 comments)
  8. 3383 points, 24 submissions: Akagi_CODM
    1. Can someone recreate this meme for me in a better format? (192 points, 9 comments)
    2. Carry in a nutshell (173 points, 53 comments)
    3. Looks like the audience is the one who's a hypocrite (162 points, 19 comments)
    4. Not gonna lie Carry is still funny enough, but I miss the skits. (161 points, 38 comments)
    5. I am not letting this subreddit die. (160 points, 7 comments)
    6. Not sure how many people will understand this one (160 points, 13 comments)
    7. Was I the only one who realised it at that time? (158 points, 11 comments)
    8. Relatable? (156 points, 15 comments)
    9. Sorry I am using a bit normie template (154 points, 30 comments)
    10. I am still not sure if u/uncannyroaches is Carry (153 points, 13 comments)
  9. 3164 points, 19 submissions: yogeshsharmag
    1. Faith in papa restore (571 points, 26 comments)
    2. Meme b daal lo bkl (411 points, 8 comments)
    3. GodMod Posting from heaven (178 points, 16 comments)
    4. Roasting is dead just like this subreddit (166 points, 5 comments)
    5. Best duo idk if they make best content or not but make millions of people smile daily... (159 points, 24 comments)
    6. Yalgaar ho (148 points, 17 comments)
    7. For legends not following me...... (144 points, 15 comments)
    8. Denk Logg (141 points, 20 comments)
    9. I asked him raat ko 12 baje ke baad jag kar kya ukhaad lete ho...Not a challenge post (128 points, 16 comments)
    10. I m out of ideas slowly.........Day5 (126 points, 21 comments)
  10. 3080 points, 18 submissions: Normie_69_420
    1. Bura na maano meme he (286 points, 44 comments)
    2. ...... (249 points, 93 comments)
    3. Desi he sambhal lenge (209 points, 16 comments)
    4. Who cares, more like nobody cares (201 points, 32 comments)
    5. Dank Choudhary defended us (200 points, 41 comments)
    6. Merry Christmas! (200 points, 19 comments)
    7. 1 meme, different reactions (198 points, 16 comments)
    8. "Elvish bhai aap to bully nikle", also,"sab log carry ki chat me end gareeb spam karna"-🐖 (195 points, 67 comments)
    9. Hanuman thara pap ha kaari (173 points, 22 comments)
    10. Sorry carry (171 points, 17 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. Sl0004 (2585 points, 452 comments)
  2. Outrageous_Gene_7652 (2227 points, 352 comments)
  3. terminatethedevil (2165 points, 323 comments)
  4. interesting-san (2051 points, 337 comments)
  5. Sagar_ma (1786 points, 257 comments)
  6. samir-8285 (1359 points, 204 comments)
  7. Chuyaa_Nakahara (1284 points, 191 comments)
  8. Snoopy_Swap (1270 points, 222 comments)
  9. Emergency-Ad5448 (1115 points, 229 comments)
  10. Akagi_CODM (1074 points, 172 comments)
  11. Prestigious-Coach-81 (1063 points, 140 comments)
  12. NishchayNayyar (1059 points, 210 comments)
  13. Normie_69_420 (1005 points, 319 comments)
  14. Current-Relation-619 (984 points, 182 comments)
  15. emotional_memer (975 points, 189 comments)
  16. Sandeep_Naughtyal (975 points, 169 comments)
  17. SakshiG24 (943 points, 223 comments)
  18. Feisty_Tumbleweed_89 (920 points, 134 comments)
  19. Independent-World165 (911 points, 233 comments)
  20. Paddu_Padodha (874 points, 185 comments)
  21. rimisharma31 (804 points, 124 comments)
  22. chai-ya-zehar (776 points, 96 comments)
  23. yogeshsharmag (748 points, 127 comments)
  24. ajinsivass (683 points, 101 comments)
  25. _Aftergloww (652 points, 94 comments)
  26. Inorganic_Ad_0420 (633 points, 121 comments)
  27. lundi_insaan (585 points, 69 comments)
  28. proficientarsh (556 points, 67 comments)
  29. SabhyaSharma (538 points, 96 comments)
  30. Pranav_444_ (526 points, 85 comments)
  31. piyush_ghildiyal (516 points, 90 comments)
  32. LilyLUNAM (498 points, 98 comments)
  33. shethecrazymaker (455 points, 97 comments)
  34. Psychological_Beat10 (441 points, 72 comments)
  35. grown_arrow4 (425 points, 73 comments)
  36. SnehaMinati (373 points, 76 comments)
  37. RAJARSHINATH (366 points, 46 comments)
  38. PiggaSoldier (361 points, 72 comments)
  39. The-Mandar (347 points, 54 comments)
  40. fanikayadav (341 points, 82 comments)
  41. Kellister1 (333 points, 54 comments)
  42. spyner_ (329 points, 65 comments)
  43. atharvabordavekar (323 points, 106 comments)
  44. Prashmita (317 points, 35 comments)
  45. Thin_Investigator421 (305 points, 51 comments)
  46. desiwierd (305 points, 50 comments)
  47. adityaism_ (298 points, 62 comments)
  48. AdwaitMishra9372 (297 points, 45 comments)
  49. RepresentativeBig678 (285 points, 51 comments)
  50. Interesting_san2 (278 points, 49 comments)
  51. i_m_nobody12 (276 points, 27 comments)
  52. pinkzz14 (265 points, 40 comments)
  53. Good_saynik (244 points, 65 comments)
  54. SalamanderBhai (238 points, 63 comments)
  55. Any_River1960 (235 points, 67 comments)
  56. tOxiC13YrOLd (224 points, 23 comments)
  57. the_dier69 (220 points, 35 comments)
  58. Dense-Throat-5371 (219 points, 89 comments)
  59. Porn__Flakes_ (217 points, 37 comments)
  60. Sadish_Kumar (212 points, 44 comments)
  61. Next_Rooster9868 (211 points, 54 comments)
  62. the_desserted_life (198 points, 39 comments)
  63. imaproboi (185 points, 41 comments)
  64. _rennell (184 points, 30 comments)
  65. Royal_priest (182 points, 27 comments)
  66. MaiCarryKaBaapH (180 points, 37 comments)
  67. deeptithakur (180 points, 24 comments)
  68. SpecificAd5918 (175 points, 36 comments)
  69. Yash_saini_ (169 points, 30 comments)
  70. FragrantCherry3019 (169 points, 27 comments)
  71. dhryty (168 points, 21 comments)
  72. nooneishere2 (167 points, 47 comments)
  73. Ok-Possession8730 (166 points, 28 comments)
  74. ASHUKAACCOUNT (165 points, 37 comments)
  75. Round_Perspective204 (164 points, 60 comments)
  76. sanskarmsharma (164 points, 21 comments)
  77. Arcadia-_-69 (161 points, 38 comments)
  78. screechingzebra (155 points, 44 comments)
  79. Gaumutra_is_best (154 points, 22 comments)
  80. boxedytr (151 points, 34 comments)
  81. atom_69420 (151 points, 22 comments)
  82. iztirarr (149 points, 47 comments)
  83. Ok-Equivalent-9470 (148 points, 25 comments)
  84. rahulTo9273314 (146 points, 35 comments)
  85. CruelKratos (144 points, 22 comments)
  86. PoonamThelejhund (143 points, 41 comments)
  87. Himanshi_carry (140 points, 34 comments)
  88. I_Harsh_Kumar (137 points, 10 comments)
  89. soumi100 (136 points, 45 comments)
  90. itsharry135 (136 points, 32 comments)
  91. TrueDragonfruit8560 (135 points, 12 comments)
  92. Gavins-friend6091 (134 points, 18 comments)
  93. Accomplished_Desk171 (131 points, 27 comments)
  94. DakshKapur (131 points, 16 comments)
  95. zzDreaDzz (130 points, 28 comments)
  96. Over_Arachnid_2744 (130 points, 23 comments)
  97. ElitenemesisX (129 points, 40 comments)
  98. rubic_cubic (129 points, 23 comments)
  99. BedOk8176 (127 points, 83 comments)
  100. Tej_ass135 (127 points, 24 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. I don't know why but this template fits perfectly by nooneishere2 (1005 points, 62 comments)
  2. PDF File uncle by Paddu_Padodha (811 points, 35 comments)
  3. Chahe 1000 or K-Pop ke gaane suno, yeh wala sabka baap hai by SalamanderBhai (793 points, 42 comments)
  4. This song is a masterpiece, ngl by SalamanderBhai (629 points, 40 comments)
  5. 😳 by dilli_ka-londa (629 points, 26 comments)
  6. Indian Investing be like..... by MrMaximus_Xs (608 points, 16 comments)
  7. Just a meme by BlueEyed_Dragon (590 points, 43 comments)
  8. Least racist Indian teacher by Paddu_Padodha (574 points, 25 comments)
  9. Faith in papa restore by yogeshsharmag (571 points, 26 comments)
  10. Not an interesting title by Paddu_Padodha (558 points, 20 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 74 points: Gavins-friend6091's comment in Better than posting ss of comments :)
  2. 54 points: garv100's comment in Kitna toxic bnda hai yaar, isse jail honi chaahiye
  3. 53 points: Pranav_444_'s comment in Low effort meme
  4. 51 points: terminatethedevil's comment in Kya bolun bc
  5. 50 points: -Uday-'s comment in If you see you know
  6. 50 points: Flashy-Ad-9657's comment in 1-4, Normie,4-7, good,7-10 luxxay Chowdhary
  7. 50 points: sad_prolly's comment in Wtf???? Chal kya raha hai
  8. 49 points: Sagar_ma's comment in Yeh kya chutiyapa hai? O_o
  9. 47 points: _Aftergloww's comment in Better than posting ss of comments :)
  10. 46 points: Good_saynik's comment in If you see you know
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2021.12.16 06:18 LambentEnigma Respect Avatar Korra (The Legend of Korra)

Spoilers to follow.

Korra

”No matter what happens, no matter how crazy things get, I'll always try to restore balance.”
Appearance in Book 1 (age 17)
Appearance in Book 4 (age 21)
Introduction
Korra is the current incarnation of the Avatar, the product of a human soul bonded with Raava, the spirit of light. It is the Avatar’s duty to promote harmony between the nations of the world, and between the physical world and the Spirit World. When the Avatar dies, they reincarnate into a new body with a new personality and no memories of their past lives. Korra’s immediate predecessor was Avatar Aang.
Abilities
As the Avatar, Korra is the only person who can bend (manipulate) all four elements. Starting at the end of Book 1, she can amplify her bending by going into the Avatar State, indicated by glowing eyes. Prior to the end of Book 2, this also gives Korra the bending expertise of her past lives, though the creators have reportedly stated that her Avatar State isn’t any weaker after that point. However, if she is killed in the Avatar State, she will not reincarnate, and the Avatar cycle will be broken.
Biography
Korra was born into the Southern Water Tribe, near the south pole. She had a sheltered upbringing there, watched over by her father, Chief Tonraq, and her mother, Senna. She befriended a polar bear dog named Naga, who became her lifelong companion. At age four, Korra could already bend three elements. She was discovered by the Order of the White Lotus, a group charged with protecting the Avatar. Under the White Lotus’s guidance, Korra trained in water-, earth-, and firebending. At age seventeen, she fled her home to visit Republic City. There, she met and befriended Mako, Bolin, and Asami, and was taught airbending by Tenzin, the son of Avatar Aang. With their help, Korra was able to resolve a non-bender uprising in Republic City. Korra went on to stop a civil war between the Water Tribes, halt an invasion of dark spirits, take down an anarchist group (nearly dying in the process), and defeat a dictator bent on conquering the Earth Kingdom.
Personality
After being cooped up in the Southern Water Tribe most of her life, Korra is rebellious and eager to see the world. She takes pride in her position as the Avatar and is very confident in her abilities. Korra can be reckless; she won’t back down from a fight, and might even start one herself.
Through her various successes and failures, Korra learns humility and comes to rely more on her friends and allies. She also becomes more cautious and uses the Avatar State less often. Korra will not kill unless it’s absolutely necessary.
Hover over a feat to see which book (season) or comic it’s from.

Bending

Bending is the manipulation of the four elements - water, earth, fire, and air - via physical motions. The more skilled the bender, the less they have to move to achieve a given effect. With the exception of firebending, bending cannot produce an element, only manipulate existing quantities.
Waterbending
Waterbending is used to control water in its liquid, solid, and gaseous forms. It is the most dependent of the bending arts on one’s environment, since water is not always present. It is versatile and can be used for offense, defense, and increased mobility in and above a body of water. It can also be used to heal wounds. Waterbending is slightly stronger during the night, and it’s at its strongest during a full moon. Water is Korra’s native element, but she does not usually carry water with her.
No Avatar State:
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Earthbending
Earthbending allows one to manipulate rocks, dirt, and the like. It tends to be slow but powerful, and it’s ideal for blocking attacks. Certain earthbenders can control metal by bending its earthen impurities; Korra learns to metalbend in Book 3.
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Firebending
Firebending is used to create and manipulate flames, which, in the Avatar universe, tend to knock things around more than burn them. It’s not as useful for defense (except against other firebenders), but it can be used to enhance one’s movements. Firebending is slightly stronger during the day than at night. Early in the series, it is Korra’s most frequently used element.
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Airbending
Airbending is relatively weak offensively, but it allows the bender to increase their speed and agility. Korra learned airbending at the end of Book 1, after the other three elements.
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Multiple Elements
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Physical Abilities

In addition to her bending, Korra has impressive strength, durability, and agility, even by her universe’s standards. It’s not confirmed whether the Avatar State enhances her physical attributes, so I’ve separated the feats just in case.
Strength and Hand-to-Hand Skill
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Durability
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Speed and Agility
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Spiritual/Energy Abilities

Korra has a number of spiritual abilities. Many of them are unique to the Avatar and require her to go into the Avatar State.
Spirit Form
Using energy from Harmonic Convergence, an event that happens once every ten thousand years, Korra was once able to project her spirit from her body as a giant. Korra was disconnected from Raava at the time, so she could only bend her native element of water.

Intelligence and Other Abilities

Tactics
Social Skills
Vehicular Skill

Weaknesses and Limitations

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2021.11.30 05:18 subreddit_stats Subreddit Stats: raimimemes top posts from 2018-04-04 to 2021-11-29 12:18 PDT

Period: 1335.08 days
Submissions Comments
Total 993 152150
Rate (per day) 0.74 113.91
Unique Redditors 630 43908
Combined Score 13120121 5827907

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 1220543 points, 103 submissions: Vord_Loldemort_7
    1. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 272 (29881 points, 109 comments)
    2. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 574 (22017 points, 191 comments)
    3. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 470 (21525 points, 151 comments)
    4. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 229 (18066 points, 79 comments)
    5. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 178 (17110 points, 68 comments)
    6. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 300 (17022 points, 309 comments)
    7. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 498 (16815 points, 151 comments)
    8. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 560 (16378 points, 117 comments)
    9. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 95 (16242 points, 94 comments)
    10. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man: Day 151 (16067 points, 60 comments)
  2. 250120 points, 19 submissions: Tobey-Maguire123
    1. The other apps on my phone when I hold one down to delete something: (29274 points, 157 comments)
    2. Yep. Big change. (20390 points, 71 comments)
    3. I couldn’t have miscalculated. It was working wasn’t it? (16610 points, 59 comments)
    4. Making a meme of every quote from Spider-Man 2: Day 11 (15339 points, 188 comments)
    5. Aw don’t cry. (14405 points, 57 comments)
    6. Aw shit, here we go again. (13923 points, 155 comments)
    7. I forgive you. (13404 points, 158 comments)
    8. I got Ursula. Who wouldn’t? (12854 points, 399 comments)
    9. My dad didn’t actually leave just thought this would be a funny meme (11691 points, 114 comments)
    10. That’s outrageous! (11402 points, 79 comments)
  3. 232914 points, 16 submissions: S1M0N02
    1. Godspeed, Spider-Man (23785 points, 101 comments)
    2. be ashamed of who you are (21060 points, 130 comments)
    3. You're pathetically predictable. (20111 points, 83 comments)
    4. Spider-Man 4 Fan Trailer Starter Pack (17230 points, 179 comments)
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    7. Brilliant but lazy (15212 points, 114 comments)
    8. Strong focus on what I want. (13780 points, 199 comments)
    9. The taste... (13686 points, 77 comments)
    10. I don't wanna fight you Flash (11821 points, 62 comments)
  4. 146732 points, 12 submissions: Hektaru
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    2. Go get'em Tiger (14404 points, 64 comments)
    3. Marvel and their new ideas (14183 points, 353 comments)
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    6. 10 years gentlemen. Back to formula? (12565 points, 345 comments)
    7. How's Norman these days? (12443 points, 92 comments)
    8. You knew this was coming (11213 points, 273 comments)
    9. I believe there's a hero in all of us (9956 points, 121 comments)
    10. You want forgiveness? Get religion (9751 points, 328 comments)
  5. 105981 points, 7 submissions: ArcadiaXLO
    1. Oh no, Doctor Connors' class! (30324 points, 296 comments)
    2. Shame on you. (17554 points, 336 comments)
    3. I mean, uh... "who wouldn't?" (13391 points, 106 comments)
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    5. I want Spider-Maaaaaaaaaaaaan (4)! (11553 points, 135 comments)
    6. Prequel Memes are a gift, and you use them for the good of mankind. (10419 points, 62 comments)
    7. Sony and Marvel, you slimes! Who's the designer who made these posters? (10162 points, 251 comments)
  6. 85942 points, 7 submissions: _jvc123
    1. That taste... (18738 points, 97 comments)
    2. Best Friend. (13015 points, 133 comments)
    3. The ad said 3000. (12484 points, 96 comments)
    4. Remember, with great child... comes great parenting. (11884 points, 116 comments)
    5. We've barely tapped the vastness of human potential. (10851 points, 50 comments)
    6. Never wound, what you can't kill. (9644 points, 75 comments)
    7. It can't be stopped. It's self-sustaining now. (9326 points, 83 comments)
  7. 85390 points, 6 submissions: RubiksEdits
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    2. I had to beat an old lady with a stick to edit this (16762 points, 212 comments)
    3. Tobey likes Tony Stark's nanotech (15181 points, 159 comments)
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    5. Strong focus on what I want (10089 points, 162 comments)
    6. How'd that get in there? (9658 points, 95 comments)
  8. 84231 points, 7 submissions: theduckyduck1
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    2. Wow, (13268 points, 73 comments)
    3. Good work, miss Stacy (11790 points, 56 comments)
    4. Nothing's worrying meeee (11758 points, 70 comments)
    5. I don't pay you to be a sensitive artiste (11173 points, 84 comments)
    6. Yes, Enrique, okay, I get you! (10513 points, 97 comments)
    7. He is... good boy (9819 points, 46 comments)
  9. 77298 points, 7 submissions: Dreyfussy15
    1. From the Topher Grace AMA. Haha (13495 points, 261 comments)
    2. I want you to heal Peter Parker (12862 points, 73 comments)
    3. Right away, sir (11010 points, 149 comments)
    4. New Spidey game just announced (10876 points, 134 comments)
    5. How it should have happened (10323 points, 109 comments)
    6. Good riddance? (9788 points, 257 comments)
    7. Don't make promises you can't keep, Mr. Parker (8944 points, 118 comments)
  10. 66092 points, 4 submissions: Slothlev
    1. He Knows This Sub Exists (26331 points, 166 comments)
    2. No, Please … Please Don’t Say That. (16332 points, 132 comments)
    3. Sonic Is Now Actually Looking Like Sonic (14555 points, 140 comments)
    4. HE’S STILL OUT THERE ! (8874 points, 94 comments)
  11. 64810 points, 5 submissions: DuckY_Macfly
    1. It isn't perfect, but it makes more sense (17677 points, 175 comments)
    2. Teacher: "Impressive, your parents must be very proud." (14740 points, 116 comments)
    3. Tobey: "They Love Me!" (12719 points, 229 comments)
    4. Why do you still think I Killed your Father?! He literally Died by his own Glider and had the Wound to Prove It! Think Harry, Think! (10092 points, 123 comments)
    5. Good one, Otto (9582 points, 75 comments)
  12. 63362 points, 2 submissions: EvergreenAB
    1. "You can't do this to me" (43516 points, 1042 comments)
    2. . (19846 points, 237 comments)
  13. 61923 points, 5 submissions: Cjpappaslap
    1. I love him so much (16110 points, 115 comments)
    2. A few minutes ago would'nt have been so bad (14535 points, 136 comments)
    3. No no no Stop! Stooop! (11817 points, 92 comments)
    4. The river. Drown it. (9996 points, 51 comments)
    5. Now dig on this (9465 points, 47 comments)
  14. 61632 points, 4 submissions: Dean10098
    1. FINALLY (32583 points, 587 comments)
    2. RUN (10250 points, 80 comments)
    3. Same energy (10018 points, 32 comments)
    4. Game manual (8781 points, 123 comments)
  15. 60918 points, 3 submissions: crunchy_rooster
    1. 12 year old me walking out of the bathroom after testing out every single deodorant I got for Christmas (38231 points, 186 comments)
    2. We've taken our eye off the ball (13670 points, 227 comments)
    3. I wouldn't wanna fight me neither! (9017 points, 213 comments)
  16. 60616 points, 6 submissions: cin-human
    1. ITS MY MONEY (13472 points, 107 comments)
    2. Praise Raimi (10148 points, 48 comments)
    3. He's mine! (9986 points, 47 comments)
    4. My dream is dead.... (9204 points, 63 comments)
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2021.11.26 10:46 thelegitin WTW for the whistle-like thing that we blow on birthdays (not candles) and it make a pooooo sound

Like what is it that this dog is blowing in this GIF:
https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-snoopy-its-your-birthday-party-peanuts-gif-16580934
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2021.11.22 15:46 NeedsMoreDarwin "Peanut" liked cute animal photos, Snoopy GIFs, and memes about arresting Fauci. Now she's on ECMO, her husband is hospitalized too, and their daughter celebrated her 10th birthday without them.

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2021.10.31 14:36 Qawsedf234 Respect Michael Myers (Halloween)

Respect Michael Myers, The Shape

Michael Myers' leitmotif
"I prayed that he would burn in hell, but in my heart I knew that hell would not have him"
Important: In case you're confused here's a diagram of the various Halloween timelines. As the Green Reboot/Final Timeline ignores Halloween 2 (1981) I will separate the two movies this time around. So in case you're wondering, this means that any feat in Halloween (1978) applies to Myers in Halloween (2018), the H20 timeline, or the Thorn timeline. But Halloween 2 (1981) only applies to H20 and Thorn Michael
As a warning, the following RT is NSFW. It contain blood, gore, violence, and nudity
Age: 21 (Halloween 1 & 2), 29 (Zombie Reboot), 38 (Halloween 6), 45 (Resurrection), 61 (Green Reboot)
Original Halloween Family: Peter Myers (father), Edith Myers (mother), Judith Myers (sister), Laurie Strode (sisteNote in the Final Timeline they are not related)
H20 Family: Laurie Strode (sister), John Tate (nephew)
Thorn Timeline: Laurie Strode, Jamie Lloyd (niece), Steven Llyod (great-nephew or son depending on the version), Murphey Myers (ancestor)
Reboot Halloween: Deborah Myers (mother), Judith Myers (sister), Laurie Strode (sister)
Allies: the closest one would be the Cult of the Thorn in the Thorn timeline but they're not really allies
Enemies: Dr Loomis, children, his family, everyone else

Halloween 1

Appearance: Child and Adult
Michael Myers was a disturbed child that killed his older sister at the age of six. Described many times over by Dr Loomis as pure evil and hatred. He waited in his insane Asylum for 15 years, barely communicating to anyone until the fateful night where he killed the nurses and escaped. His target was his younger sister, Laurie Strode; who he would stalk relentlessly on a dark Halloween night
Strength
Durability
Speed
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
White Ghost
This is a short story taking place after Myers escaped the Asylum but before he went on a killing spree

Final Timeline

The Shape
Strength
Durability
Speed
Intelligence/Skill/Stealth/Other

Halloween 2

As a note, this movie takes place just a few hours after Halloween 1
Strength
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other

H20 Timeline

Appearance: H20, Resurrection
H20 retcons Halloween 4-6 out of canon. It states that after Halloween 2 Michael disappeared for 20 years and came back to get his sister Laurie Strode (she changed her name however). This Michael lacks a reason as to why he's super human, doesn't just target his family, and the majority of the comics takes place in this timeline. What makes this Michael unique from the others is that he's far more evil and sadistic. He likes to play mind games with his victims and torture people to generate fear. He does this so he can relive the thrill of killing his older sister.
Physical Strength
Striking Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Comics/short stories in the H20 Timeline
Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other

Thorn Timeline

Appearance: Halloween 4, Halloween 5, Halloween 6
After the explosion, Michael was in a coma for ten years. After hearing about his niece, Myers woke up, killed his handlers, and set out to kill the last remnants of his family. In this timeline, its reveled that Michael bears the mark of the Thorn which grants him super natural power such as: Superhuman strength, superhuman durability, and healing factor of some kind. Because of the mark, Michael kills his family to fulfill a prophecy which states that by doing so Druid tribes will be spared. This can be traced down to Michael's ancestors from hundreds to thousands of years ago.
Physical Strength
Striking Strength
Durability
Speed
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
O’Rourke Novels
These novels, released in the late 90s, detail some of Michael Myers’ Halloween attacks on the teens of Haddonfield. With references to the first, second and fourth films, they can be considered as extended canon to the Thorn timeline. Hover over a feat for the name of the novel and chapter number. As a note these are all audio clips, so you will need to active the sound option on the gifs to hear the feat.
Strength
Unarmed
Armed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Chaos Comic series
These comics take place after Halloween 6. They follow Tommy Doyle as he learns more about Michael's past and fights the Shape once again
Strength
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other

Rob Zombie Reboot

Appearance: Child in Halloween, Child in Halloween 2, Halloween 1, Halloween 2
Michael grew up in a violent and dangerous household. His mother's boyfriend was abusive, his sister tormenting him, bullying at school, and other factors; Michael finally snapped on a Halloween night. Hiding behind the masks he fashioned for himself, Michael withdrew from the world and became the monster that everyone knows.
This Michael isn't as evil as the original Michael was. He doesn't harm children and has some minor moments of humanity that show. Although, he ultimately is still a psychopathic killer and has a very large body count. Also as a note, I'm using the Unrated/Director's cut version of both movies since those were presumably Zombie's "true" vision of how the films would go. But an argument could be made for either version being canon.
Feats marked with a C indicate that they were removed in the director's cut of the movie.
Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Credit to globsterzone for some H20 comic scans and ya-boi-benny for the novel excerpts and the stuff I missed from other comics
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2021.10.23 01:26 Qawsedf234 Respect Michael Myers (Halloween)

Respect Michael Myers, The Shape

Michael Myers' leitmotif
"I prayed that he would burn in hell, but in my heart I knew that hell would not have him"
Important: In case you're confused here's a diagram of the various Halloween timelines. As the Green Reboot/Final Timeline ignores Halloween 2 (1981) I will separate the two movies this time around. So in case you're wondering, this means that any feat in Halloween (1978) applies to Myers in Halloween (2018), the H20 timeline, or the Thorn timeline. But Halloween 2 (1981) only applies to H20 and Thorn Michael
As a warning, the following RT is NSFW. It contain blood, gore, violence, and nudity
Age: 21 (Halloween 1 & 2), 29 (Zombie Reboot), 38 (Halloween 6), 45 (Resurrection), 61 (Green Reboot)
Original Halloween Family: Peter Myers (father), Edith Myers (mother), Judith Myers (sister), Laurie Strode (sisteNote in the Final Timeline they are not related)
H20 Family: Laurie Strode (sister), John Tate (nephew)
Thorn Timeline: Laurie Strode, Jamie Lloyd (niece), Steven Llyod (great-nephew or son depending on the version), Murphey Myers (ancestor)
Reboot Halloween: Deborah Myers (mother), Judith Myers (sister), Laurie Strode (sister)
Allies: the closest one would be the Cult of the Thorn in the Thorn timeline but they're not really allies
Enemies: Dr Loomis, children, his family, everyone else

Halloween 1

Appearance: Child and Adult
Michael Myers was a disturbed child that killed his older sister at the age of six. Described many times over by Dr Loomis as pure evil and hatred. He waited in his insane Asylum for 15 years, barely communicating to anyone until the fateful night where he killed the nurses and escaped. His target was his younger sister, Laurie Strode; who he would stalk relentlessly on a dark Halloween night
Strength
Durability
Speed
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
White Ghost
This is a short story taking place after Myers escaped the Asylum but before he went on a killing spree

Halloween 2

As a note, this movie takes place just a few hours after Halloween 1
Strength
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other

Final Timeline

Strength
Durability
Speed
Intelligence/Skill/Stealth/Other

H20 Timeline

Appearance: H20, Resurrection
H20 retcons Halloween 4-6 out of canon. It states that after Halloween 2 Michael disappeared for 20 years and came back to get his sister Laurie Strode (she changed her name however). This Michael lacks a reason as to why he's super human, doesn't just target his family, and the majority of the comics takes place in this timeline. What makes this Michael unique from the others is that he's far more evil and sadistic. He likes to play mind games with his victims and torture people to generate fear. He does this so he can relive the thrill of killing his older sister.
Physical Strength
Striking Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Comics/short stories in the H20 Timeline
Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other

Thorn Timeline

Appearance: Halloween 4, Halloween 5, Halloween 6
After the explosion, Michael was in a coma for ten years. After hearing about his niece, Myers woke up, killed his handlers, and set out to kill the last remnants of his family. In this timeline, its reveled that Michael bears the mark of the Thorn which grants him super natural power such as: Superhuman strength, superhuman durability, and healing factor of some kind. Because of the mark, Michael kills his family to fulfill a prophecy which states that by doing so Druid tribes will be spared. This can be traced down to Michael's ancestors from hundreds to thousands of years ago.
Physical Strength
Striking Strength
Durability
Speed
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
O’Rourke Novels
These novels, released in the late 90s, detail some of Michael Myers’ Halloween attacks on the teens of Haddonfield. With references to the first, second and fourth films, they can be considered as extended canon to the Thorn timeline. Hover over a feat for the name of the novel and chapter number. As a note these are all audio clips, so you will need to active the sound option on the gifs to hear the feat.
Strength
Unarmed
Armed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Chaos Comic series
These comics take place after Halloween 6. They follow Tommy Doyle as he learns more about Michael's past and fights the Shape once again
Strength
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Final: This is Michael Myers's last know appearance in the Thorn timeline. While it's possible he survived, he isn't mentioned one year later. This is likely is final death in this universe

Rob Zombie Reboot

Appearance: Child in Halloween, Child in Halloween 2, Halloween 1, Halloween 2
Michael grew up in a violent and dangerous household. His mother's boyfriend was abusive, his sister tormenting him, bullying at school, and other factors; Michael finally snapped on a Halloween night. Hiding behind the masks he fashioned for himself, Michael withdrew from the world and became the monster that everyone knows.
This Michael isn't as evil as the original Michael was. He doesn't harm children and has some minor moments of humanity that show. Although, he ultimately is still a psychopathic killer and has a very large body count. Also as a note, I'm using the Unrated/Director's cut version of both movies since those were presumably Zombie's "true" vision of how the films would go. But an argument could be made for either version being canon.
Feats marked with a C indicate that they were removed in the director's cut of the movie.
Strength
Speed
Durability
Stealth
Intelligence/Skill/Other
Credit to globsterzone for some H20 comic scans and ya-boi-benny for the novel excerpts and the stuff I missed from other comics
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