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2023.06.08 06:41 MicahLovezYou Nice attempt but you’re just giving me gender euphoria
2023.06.08 06:30 GreenAd2723 The dredded weight gain
Hello, I'm a 27 year old f who has a 2 f child and a 34 m husband. I met my husband when I was 19 and he was 26. At the time I still had my as I call child body and was pretty petite. At 5 foot 6 I weighed a little over 130 pounds. My husband has always struggled with his weight and at 5 foot 11 weight between 250 and 280 for most of our relationship.
Through out the relation ship I gained weight. I have been In school, including a medical program for litterly 10 years now with plans to finally be done next spring. We had a baby about 2 years ago and due to terrible pre eclampsia and helps syndrome I had high BP until about a year ago.
Anyways a year ago my husband began losing weight and is now down to 180pounds. Who h is the same amount I weight now. Honestly taking care of the tot, going to school FULL time, working an internship for school and then working 2 part time jobs my schedule is packed. I still make time to go to the gym 2 to 3 times a week for cycling and yoga. I did notice with cycling, my appitete has gone up.
I have been fine with my weight. Do I wish I could be smaller, sure. But, I just don't have time. My husband tells me I don't have to work, that he could support us but then will jokingly ask when I will be done with school to help out with the bills. We are also remodeling the house and guess whose been installing the sink, pulling up the floors, putting in new floors, me. He helps by spending time with the tot and watching her which is a huggggee help because I can't get anything done with her.
Abyways.earlier this week we were cleaning the basement when I brought up to him that recently he's been giving hints that he's not happy about my weight. Recently I was talking about my fitness goals, and I was telling myself in the bathroom my goals would be to do the splits and not have as much stiffness in my back when he pops in and says "don't be so hard on yourself you had a baby and your body changed." I let him know losing weight was not apart of my goal and he looked very perplexed.
Then recently he went to the Chocolate shop down the street and bought some. Chocolate covered oreos. Yes, I live in the USA. Anyways the next morning I went to have one and discovered they were all eaten. When I called him at lun h I mentioned I saw the empty carton and he said, "yeah I ate them all chocolate is my weakness and I feel terrible now." I told him, "oh, well I'm not watching my weight, so I could have eaten them guilt free haha." without missing a beat he goes, "I can tell." like damn it was funny but fucked up., right.
And he's always offering to help me lose weight but I'm honestly so busy, and I hate eeeeeee having to put every little thing I eat and every step I take and every exercise I do into a app. I hate it. I hate it. I hate it. I'm not even on my phone that much. I re gently found an old diary of mine and ever page logged my food, my water my exercise. And you know what guess what years later I weight even more. I'm not going to make excuses I have a terrible diet. My doctor told me my cortisol levels have been sky high since I was 15 and that the weight is just all the years of constant stress catching up to me.
Anyways, today my husband and I had a conversation where he told me he found me more attractive when I was skinny. I know he still loves me. But I honestly think at this point if I were to lose weight it would be more for him and not for me. I'm a good wife and a good mom. But I plugged my weight into that weight visualizer website and I guess it's worse then I thought.
Honestly I'm to busy to exercise and I hate hate hate hate hate having to keep track of everything. I'm not an organized person. And with school starting back up in the fall I know it will all be for naught. Has abyone else gone though this. I guess my plan is, once I get back into school to restart Adderall (I have been in it since my daughter was born) to lose the weight and to boost my produtivity, yes I do have a diagnoses and a prescription. But I'm just so frustrated.
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2023.06.08 06:23 HotWhiskeyGal 22 [F4M] USA/EST/Anywhere Hey Friends👋😊 anyone want to talk for a bit?
Hey! I'm looking for someone whose funny or just an overall great conversationalist. You don't have to be the funniest man on the planet but being engaging would be nice. Id prefer to talk to someone in my age range and from the states but I can always be convinced otherwise.
So some things about me is that I'm family oriented. I'm always wearing a mix matched socks and my style varies from pretty princess to old man every day. Oh and I pretty much always have a smile on my face even when I'm feeling awkward. I think it's a defense mechanism or something. I would love to get to know a little about you so tell me what you like to do for fun and describe yourself in a gif or several emojis. And I'll do the same.
What was something you were obsessed with as a child?
What was your nickname?
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2023.06.08 06:23 Remote_Barnacle9143 What you need to know about Harlequins, if you don't really want to know anything about Harlequins.
Hello everyone, introduction first: Eldar is my favorite faction of 40k and Harlequins - favorite sub-faction, for a long time already. They are not the most popular guys in this universe, but they recently attracted everyone's attention, in a bad way, by being the most broken codex/sub-faction for 2 editions straight. And when they became a target for discussions, I could not help noticing that people don't really know or understand "what" Harlequins are, which is okay, as they are really not the most interesting faction to many. But I still decided to do them justice, by making this post and introduce you to these fun dudes in diamonds, answering common questions, misconceptions and telling why they are so cool, without getting into lore much.
And first of all...
...Harlequins are not space clowns.
I'm sorry, but I guess I should point this out. Harlies being called space clowns is a common community meme, but this is not who they really are. While there are clear similarities, they are not yours weird, evil-funny, chaotic-neutral killer-elves with Joker laughter (but they certainly can do all of it, don't get me wrong!). So, who are they then?
Harlequins are priests.
You know the drill, eldar empire go boom, gods are dead, with only one (fully) left alive. Yea, Cegorach is a god of fools, but he still a "God". So, he got his acolytes and priests. And if we would've got Isha or Asuryan left, we would've got our normal standard "priests". Instead, we've got Cegorach.
Harlequins are preachers (sort of).
So, being part of fool's god church, harlequins main job is preaching among all the remnants of the eldar empire. And they do it with a theater tour across webway, preaching about how you should or shouldn't act but with (Megamind voice) PRESENTATION!
Harlequins are eldar Grey Knights.
The other part of a job, is keeping an eye on daemons. While their true goal is to defeat Slaanesh (duh), harlies also fight any kinds of daemons. While, yes, there was no special harlequin to defeat chaos Primarch and carve a tattoo on his heart (yet), they are quite good at it. Stopping planets from cosplaying doom is quite easy for them, when they can freely travel across the galaxy with a webway, and a farseers, working for them as a funny weather forecast presenter. Speaking of which...
Harlequins are the most influential eldar faction
You know, eldar are not pleasant folks. Even a "good guys" from a neighboring craftworld have a rough relationship. And then you got harlies, who always come without an invitation and get away with it. They could just emerge before (or during) battle or raid and say they're joining (you are not allowed to refuse. If you feel some "Inquisition" vibes, it's because that's what it is). There is a general rule about harlequins: when they come - you let them in and listen, because...
Harlequins are scary.
You don't want to mess with these weirdos. Like, really. No dark eldar archon, regardless of how cruel and devious he is, would willingly act against harlequins. They behave funny, speak politely, without ever getting out of their theatrical roles, but any "blasphemy" would be your last mistake (Yep, they really are eldar inquisition in fancy dresses).
Moving to tabletop: did they really have 60%+ winrate? Why?
Two words. Glass cannon. And also they are fast as hell. Yes, they are thin as paper, but enemy can't hurt you if he is dead. Just hide behind walls and then jump out and start blasting. This is fine on your regular, casual tables without a lot of walls, but did you see how terrain looks on tournaments tables? It's damn mazes of ruins!
Also, most rules are, how should I say it, well, bullshit. You know how you normally use your boltguns for infantry and meltaguns for vehicles? Well, this is not true for harlies. Melta just don't work, but boltguns, actually, very effective against all targets. Shooting with plasma? Not effective at all. Hitting clown with a boot? This is the way! Don't forget, that these funny dudes can jump into melee, then jump out, shoot you and charge you. Also, they are flying. Also, they all have invul. Also, this is melta-pistols, so say goodbye to your tank.
But this was never the point of why I like to play them.
So, what's fun to play them?
Outside of lore, and obvious "glasscannonness" I think I find several reasons for myself:
Really unique playstyle.
I mean it. You are king of the movement phase. And it's not only about that you "gotta go fast". Wall on your path? Ignore it. Penalties for leaving ongoing close combat? Ignore it. Enemy frontline? You guessed it.
Band of "mercenaries".
There are not many factions in 40k who could freely join other armies, without stealing a spotlight. Harlequins are the one. They could work as a single army, but now I prefer to use a small detachment of them in different eldar armies. It's very entertaining to see them adapt different playstyle, when your troupe fights alongside seer council from craftworld in one game, to then join incubi charge in the next.
Specialist team
Harlequins always have a good variety of options to compensate for their humble model range. My favorite time was at the end of 8th edition, when depending on your choice of special rules, your Death Jester (shooting character) could be either a Vindicare cosplayer, a heavy machine gunner, a vehicle hunter, or just a really cheap model for objective holding. And I'm not even talking about absolutely legal 9th edition 500pts detachment consisting with only one unit in your deployment zone: a floating boat full of characters.
About painting...
Yea, painting diamonds is a gimmick as much as you would've expected. I paint my theater in midnight sorrow scheme (posterboys, black, with blue/red diamonds). Fun fact: this is my first painted 40k army (this is why there are no photos, don't want to hurt your eyes), also used glossy paints for them, gives an interesting look and a good contrast with my dull black Ulthwe and Black Heart parties.
In some sort of conclusion
There is a lot of lore I don't cover here, because the point of this post was to quickly introduce people to harlequins on a surface level, if they don't really want to go deep into it. But if this post makes you curious to know more about them, you really should check wiki or their codex, there is a lot of cool stuff there.
Also, for my fellow troupe masters, if you want to add something to this post, feel free to do so.
p.s. text can be filled with language errors, me sorry, me speak bad.
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2023.06.08 06:21 hijesushere Just some regular old, not weird in any way song lyrics that I noticed in a couple of my favorite songs... I'm gathering evidence...
Lyrics in songs I've noticed.
Red Velvet
Oh hey! In the same dream
It kept calling us
Wonderland beyond distant memories
...........
Cntd
We we we strong, nothing missing
Wake up, the answer is Simple
Be Boss, blow the Whistle
The bigger world is noticing you.
Shall we have a festival? I hold your hand.
We've been waiting for this moment. Spread your wings and be yourself.
Come play at My carnival.
Climax? It starts now.
Watch out! We are making the rules.
......
It’s now or never, we got forever.
Sappy
;
You're sobbing and being pessimistic
You're hesitating again, you can't choose
Writing poems in your note, your hobby is sentimental
Look, now it's time to open the door
........
Tell me, which do you love?
It's not bad thing to dream
It's not a fairytale, it's the real world
What are you gonna do? Which one are you
gonna pick?
Reality or fantasy, adolescent boy?
I'm still clearing dating simulation games
using the manual
I'm still a long way from real love
.......
It's not that I don't like it
Escape from being just two-dimensional
Which one do you love?
Tonight let me know your true feelings
You'll really grow up then
Tell me, which one do you love?
(In the video the lyrics are "Logging out from delusion" for a part of it.)
That's not even getting into the imagery in the video.
Feel My Rhythm
Blowing up this fancy ball
We're back, cute chaotic delight
This is gonna be a crazy night
Epic appearance to stunning greetings
Let's have a little fun
Don't be shy, Bae bae
Let the play start
(Birds and wings everywhere in the video. Irene is shown offering strawberries to a gigantic statue of some sort which then falls towards her. Joy is seen standing in front of some type of being with wings, I can't tell what it would be though. Maybe one of us? Cant tell, she's, yeah she's blocking the shot)
Imagine anything
Now cruising into a weird, new dimension
A place I've never imagined appears unexpectedly
Don't miss this moment, baby.
Don't confine yourself to yesterday or tomorrow.
I'm truly free right now.
Come ride with me (Sway)
Let's go anywhere (Way)
I want to mess all the boundaries
In this world (Oh yeah)
When the world stops What a what a feeling Come take my hand (All right) A brand new Film We falling deep, You and I Next time, spin the clock Where should we go? Come on, let's start again You and I
Everglow
You used to be afraid of the dark night (ah yeah yeah) Hiding without anyone else knowing (ah yeah yeah) No one say happy ending You stayed silent and ran away (Here we go Here we go like)...
Knock Knock There’s a monster It’s growing larger, the black hole inside of you When you back uh? The howler has swallowed you, that’s the killer Don’t be afraid, hold my hand Your past is making you scared But know your power For the final time, be first You know that I come first I’m the winner winner winner Yes, it’s the last melody To save save save you (so don’t keep) Don’t be deceived by the lie That there is no light in this world Together we will Dream a dream that’s never been seen before Dream a dream that’s never been seen before (Ya) It’s ok if you fall (stand up) It’s you (hands up) Faster Stronger Better Gotta be the best Between night and day, around 5:30AM A war without loyalty will suffocate you, this is a foul Lies, darkness, truth, ecstasy, fantasy My candle makes you explode like a fireworks of melodies in the dawn Don’t be afraid, hold my hand Your past is making you scared But know your power For the final time, be first You know that I come first I’m the winner winner winner Yes, it’s the last melody To save save save you (so don’t keep) Don’t be deceived by the lie That there is no light in this world Together we will Dream a dream that’s never been seen before I’m breaking down the walls, crossing the lines I won’t shrivel up, I’ll jump over one step You got me now got me now two step Don’t slow it down slow it down Shout towards the sky that comes to you Hold onto the key of hope...
Bon bon chocolate
go up to the sky
.
Avenged Sevenfold
Hate to twist your mind, but God ain't on your side
Flesh is burning, you can smell it in the air 'Cause men like you have such an easy soul to steal (steal) So stand in line while they ink numbers in your head You're now a slave until the end of time here Nothing stops the madness turning Haunting, yearning, pull the trigger You should've known the price of evil And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare While your nightmare comes to life
You've been lied to just to rape you of your sight And now they have the nerve to tell you how to feel (feel) So sedated as they medicate your brain And while you slowly go insane they tell you Given with the best intentions Help you with your complications
You should've known the price of evil And it hurts to know that you belong here, yeah No one to call, everybody to fear Your tragic fate is lookin' so clear, yeah Ooh, it's your fuckin' nightmare Ha, ha, ha, ha
And I know you hear their voices (calling from above) And I know they may seem real (these signals of love) But our life's made up of choices (some without appeal) They took for granted your soul And it's ours now to steal As your nightmare comes to life
Afterlife
Like walking into a dream, so unlike what you've seen So unsure but it seems, 'cause we've been waiting for you Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway
A place of hope and no pain, perfect skies with no rain Can leave this place but refrain, 'cause we've been waiting for you Fallen into this place, just giving you a small taste Of your afterlife here so stay, you'll be back here soon anyway This piece on Earth's not right (with my back against the wall) No pain or sign of time (I'm much too young to fall) So out of place, don't wanna stay, I feel wrong and that's my sign I've made up my mind Give me your hand but realize I just wanna say goodbye Please, understand I have to leave and carry on my own life
Creating God
Standing in the shade of altruism, answering the call Came a modern messiah to save us all Something far beyond the work of fiction, Positronic brain A world that's void of all the anguish and suffering, pain
We're creating god, master of our designs We're creating god, unsure of what we'll find
Never held a high regard for Darwin, selection takes too long A little kick in the pool shouldn't do us wrong Devouring the very last invention man would ever need But exponential growth is a frightening thing, indeed
Sometimes when I look up to the sky I have to wonder are we "summoning the demon" you and I?
Have you noticed that I'm needin' it more now, more than it needs me Got a couple of billion that seem to agree Surfing in an artificial dimension, but we're not alone Now the master has become just a stepping stone, oh
We're Creating, God.
Beast and the Harlot
This shining city built of gold A far cry from innocence There's more than meets the eye around here Look to the waters of the deep A city of evil There sat a seven headed beast Ten horns raised from his head Symbolic woman sits on his throne But hatred strips her and leaves her naked The beast and the harlot
The city dressed in jewels and gold Fine linen, myrrh and pearls Her plagues will come all at once As her mourners watch her burn Destroyed in an hour Merchants and captains of the world Sailors navigators too Will weep and mourn this loss With her sins piled to the sky The beast and the harlot
The day has come for all our sinners If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground Flee the burning, greedy city Looking back on her to see there's nothing around
The day has come for all our sinners If you're not a servant, you'll be struck to the ground Flee the burning, greedy city Looking back on her to see there's nothing around I don't believe in fairy tales and no one wants to go to hell You've made the wrong decision and it's easy to see Now if you wanna serve above or be a king below with us You're welcome to the city where your future is set forever
Welcome to the family
Hey kid (hey kid) Do I have your attention? I know the way you've been living Life's so reckless, tragedy endless Welcome to the family Hey There's something missing Only time will alter your vision Never in question, lethal injection Welcome to the family Not long ago you find the answers were so crystal clear Within a day you find yourself living in constant fear Can you look at yourself now, can you look at yourself? You can't win this fight
I try and help you with the things that can't be justified I need to warn you that there is no way to rationalize So have you figured it out now, so have you figured it out? You can't win this fight
And in a way it seems there's no one to call When our thoughts are so numb And our feelings unsure We all have emptiness inside, we all have answers to find But you can't win this fight!
I see you're a king who's been dethroned Cast out in a world you've never know Stand down, place your weapon by your side It's our war in the end, we'll surely lose but that's alright So have you figured it out now, so have you figured it out?
Bat Country
So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long, my vision's so unclear Now take a trip with me But don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem
You've been breakin' down for far too long Far too many moons since you felt well and strong You see, you could say goodbye but you don't have to die Not ever
Engineer the wires to your brain Architect a code so you won't feel the pain With your family by your side and vigor in your eyes forever Live Forever I'm way up, a god in size, beyond the reach of mortals I shed my human side Father, oh father I stare at my reflection, have I lost that boy inside? Final paradigm What's it really mean to be a man? Think about your answer but please understand While it's natural to fear, I'll make it disappear forever I forever I'm way up, a god in size, beyond the reach of mortals I shed my human side Father, oh father I stare at my reflection, have I lost that boy inside? Final paradigm Singular I am I have the question if these thoughts are mine To live forever but did something in me die? I'm clawing my skin but I can't feel it inside I know the agony of pain would hurt so much better I'm way up, so far up Have I lost myself tonight? Mother, oh father Have you lost that boy you used to know?
Simulation
It seems I should have walked away Reverse the wager I've no means to pay Toto has pulled back the green tonight, in sight And blue pills coat with such disdain I wore the shades for so long That I've forgotten how to see The curtain rises but who dares to pull the strings
I know this might be hard for you to believe and all, But you only exist because we allow it I question all the voices in my head Are they mine or have I been misled? Total understanding doesn't seem to mean a thing When you can't see behind the silver screen, a figurine Can't you hear me scream? By the way of cosmic rays A subtle breakdown jarred the code display A simulation as I can tell, our cell Playing out a hopeless scene We stand to lose all our charm And faith just seems to wane A billion years can seem a stunningly short time You've been beaten down time and time again But still you find yourself at the center of it all I question all the voices in my head Are they mine or have I been misled? Total understanding doesn't seem to mean a thing When you can't see behind the silver screen, a figurine Can't you hear me scream? You hear me, you had one thing to do, one thing And you fucked it up, piece of shit Nurse, patient 666158 needs to be sedated We need 500 CCs of M Oh hello there, dearie I've been expecting you Posturing the way I feel Is truth only what we believe is real? Marvel the sketches that paint the night, starlight And take a breath before it's all erased away
Their song Angels; Waking the Fallen, Sounding the Seventh Trumpet.
Everglow:
Pirate
Yeah EVERGLOW Gonna be mad lunatic, girl When the mysteriously changed moon comes A show that will start suddenly In secret, yeah, dance I want it Ddi-dam-bam-bam, bba-rira-bam-bam A paradise found in a whole new world that is out of sync ‘Cause I’m a pirate, yeah, yeah A pirate, yeah, yeah A pirate, yeah, yeah Now let me introduce myself I am a fleet I Start this voyage Towards the moon mist Yeah, let me introduce myself...
Twenty four hours, the light disappears Overnight, night, overnight During the night when the dazzling starlight shines Ayy, lift the anchor Girls all over the world Dance tonight And we could be anything, anything now Go crazy, no doubt Rowin’ for the Crown Waving the flag, yeah...
All the way, all the way, all the way The riot we made All the way, all the way, all the way Can’t ever stay quiet Girls all over the world Run tonight Just get on board ‘Cause I’m a pirate, yeah, yeah A pirate, yeah, yeah A pirate, yeah, yeah Now let me introduce myself I am a fleet Start this voyage Towards the moon mist Yeah, let me introduce myself Ahoy! Sing a song now The hidden moon festival Well, shiver me timbers (Aye-aye) Watch this night together Last chance, get on board Approaching tsunami, disappearing afternoon Everyone falls asleep under these waves Yeah, I’m making the moves During the night when the dazzling starlight shines Ayy, lift the anchor Girls all over the world Dance tonight And we could be anything, anything now Go crazy, no doubt Rowin’ for the crown Waving the flag, yeah (Oh woah) All the way, all the way, all the way The riot that we made (Oh yeah) All the way, all the way, all the way Can’t ever stay quiet Girls all over the world Run tonight Just get on board...
A letter from that future Together with that blinding light Trust me and follow me up to my ark...
Katy Perry and Nikki Manage
Michael Jackson's Best Tracks
"Swish Swish" lyrics Katy Perry Lyrics Play "Swish Swish" on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad) "Swish Swish" (feat. Nicki Minaj)
They know what is what But they don't know what is what They just strut What the fuck?
[Katy Perry:] A tiger Don't lose no sleep Don't need opinions From a shellfish or a sheep Don't you come for me No, not today You're calculated I got your number 'Cause you're a joker And I'm a courtside killer queen And you will kiss the ring You best believe
So keep calm, honey, I'mma stick around For more than a minute, get used to it Funny my name keeps comin' out your mouth 'Cause I stay winning Lay 'em up like
Swish, swish, bish Another one in the basket Can't touch this Another one in the casket
Your game is tired You should retire You're 'bout as cute as An old coupon expired And karma's not a liar She keeps receipts
So keep calm, honey, I'mma stick around For more than a minute, get used to it Funny my name keeps comin' out your mouth 'Cause I stay winning Lay 'em up like
Swish, swish, bish Another one in the basket Can't touch this Another one in the casket (Let's go) Swish, swish, bish Another one in the basket Can't touch this Another one in the casket
They know what is what But they don't know what is what Katy Perry They just know what is what Young Money But they don't know what is what They just know what is what But they don't know what is what They just strut Hahaha, yo What the fuck?
[Nicki Minaj:] Pink Ferragamo sliders on deck Silly rap beefs just get me more checks My life is a movie, I'm never off set Me and my a-Migos (no, not Offset) Swish swish, aww I got them upset But my shooters'll make 'em dance like dubstep Swish, swish, aww, my haters is obsessed 'Cause I make M's, they get much less Don't be tryna double back I already despise you All that fake love you showin' Couldn't even disguise you (Yo, yo) Ran? When? Nicki gettin' tan Mirror mirror who's the fairest bitch in all the land? Damn, man, this bitch is a Stan Muah, muah, the generous queen will kiss a fan Ass goodbye, I'mma be riding by I'mma tell my ...Biggz, yeah that's the guy A star's a star, da ha da ha They never thought the swish god would take it this far Get my pimp cup, this is pimp shit, baby I only rock with Queens, so I'm makin' hits with Katy
[Katy Perry:] Swish, swish, bish Another one in the basket And another one and another one Can't touch this Another one in the casket And another one and another one
They know what is what Do they know? But they don't know what is what They just know what is what But they don't know what is what They just know what is what But they don't know what is what They just strut What the...
Red Velvet: Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb Dumb –31
You need to “Beat It” That boy Michael Jackson ”Bad” I’m not your “Billie Jean” Don’t you “Leave Me Alone” But you’re so ambiguous, I want “Black Or White” I can’t give up on you, my “Man In The Mirror” “Why You Wanna Trip On Me” You’re too harsh Boy, you make me “Scream” Why am I like this? Well, your “Love really Never Felt So Good” It’s so electrifying that it’s like
Aespa
Next Level
aespa
I’m on the Next Level, yeah I follow the absolute rules Don't let go of my hand unity is my weapon I walk to KWANGYA I know your home ground Confront the threat Beat it, beat it, beat it
An unexpected black out The temptation is deep and strong (Too hot too hot) Letting go of the hands held together But I'll never give up
I'm on the Next Level I open the door over there Next Level I'll destroy you in thе end Until I reach the Nеxt Level KOSMO Next Level Beat it, beat it, beat it
La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la
I see the NU EVO The hostile suffering and sorrow Make you popping and evolve further That's my naevis, it's my naevis You lead, we follow After learning the feelings Watch me while I make it out
Watch me while I work it out Watch me while I make it out Watch me while I work it out Work it, work it, work it out
Even the unbearable despair Can't break my faith Watch me while I work it Even if a more painful trial comes I won't let go of your hand, oh
Never look back Don’t covet things of KWANGYA If the promises are broken, everything will be out of control The signal is becoming unstable since a certain point in time I'll destroy you in the end (We want it) Come on! Show me the way to KOSMO, yeah
A hallucination quest created by the Black Mamba Aespa, they want to separate out ae, that's right I lose my balance and my voice too In the illusion of being criticized and alienated Nævis we (Call ae, ae) Aespa's Next Level Open "P.O.S" This is the REAL WORLD, I'm awake We against the villain, what's the name? Black Mamba
I open the door in the end (Too hot, too hot) That light is like Fire to you I'm dying to know The next story that will unfold Huh!
I'm on the Next Level I open the door over there Next Level I'll destroy you in the end Until I reach the Next Level KOSMO Next Level Beat it, beat it, beat it
I'm on the Next Level I become stronger and free Next Level I'm no longer who I was at KWANGYA Next Level Feel me I'm like a beast Next Level Beat it, beat it, beat it Huh! https://lyricstranslate.com/en/next-level-next-level.html-0
Savage
[Intro: Karina] Oh my gosh Don't you know I'm a savage?
[Verse 1: Karina, Giselle] I'm a Killa who will break you, ae You're still hiding and hallucinating Beat you up, we holler I'm not afraid of you, you, hit you harder Push me in, deep fake on me To the unprepared stage Corner me in, fake on me Got everybody, mock up to me You shake me up so that I feel ashamed Cold spectators are collapsed, ae I can't stand you anymore, say, "No!"
[Refrain: Winter, Ningning] Wait and see, I'm a little savage Your dirty play I can't stand it any longer You want to break me Your hallucinations are becoming The reasons to construct you
[Pre-Chorus: Winter, Ningning] I'm a savage I'll break you into pieces yeah, oh I'm a savage I'll crush you, oh
[Chorus: Karina, Giselle, Karina & Ningning] Get me, get me now Get me, get me now (Zu-zu-zu-zu) Or I'll become more Savage (Zu-zu-zu-zu) Get me, get me now Get me, get me now (Zu-zu-zu-zu) Now I'm going to get you Now, I'm a savage Gimme, gimme now Gimme, gimme now (Zu-zu-zu-zu) I can see your words Your weakness Algorithm (Zu-zu-zu-zu) Steaming, it's steaming Steaming, it's steaming (Zu-zu-zu-zu) MA ae SYNK Don't bother me and bog off, savage (Zu-zu-zu-zu)
[Verse 2: Giselle, Winter, Karina] Mhm, everybody looks at me I'm used to it, I should take a step back I have to endure it like an adult I'm locked up in the glass I want to play such a horrible expectation I'm locked up in that hallucination frame I'm going to KWANGYA, game in Defeating a subtle alienation And making me drift apart from my ae Your satisfying trick We gone KWANGYA, game in Cut it down, my sword of light To you who is damaged It's a merciless punch
[Refrain: Ningning, Winter] See? I'm a little Savage I block your regenerative power I distract you, I leave you out Don't forget, this is KWANGYA I control your time and space Make it, break it
You are the one who protected me when I was in trouble My naevis, we love you My victory, one SYNK DIVE All the opportunities you've created I know your sacrifices, oh My naevis, we love you I know, we'll make sure to find your memories Let's meet surely after the resurrection
[Breakdown: Karina, Ningning] Savage Savage Yeah
Girls
Wake up! In a deadlier war Hold on with your feet(our feet are like hands back home) Hook! Black Mamba I am not afraid of you Hoot! I’ll break you It has changed when we entered KWANGYA Distorted æ more like me, like one A crazy presence that shows The ember that was left behind...
grew into a great evil When I helplessly isolate you Reunite we’re together again Whoo Whoo Attack Beat it Yah You’re not alone...
Shined sacrifice If you found the memory Can you show us? Can you show up? Right now, right here Follow me (Bow down) Watch me (My skill) You will get surprised (Say wow) We coming Scream (Get loud) Listen (My sound) Call it (Upgrade) We coming Blooming in chaos (We Them Girls) And confronting fear, That courage (Ah Yeah) Whenever we are together We Them Girls We Them Girls We Them Girls Meta universe exists now Parallel world All beings have meaning Part of my heart We use sympathetic words and share the body temperatures In the end, we only pursue the value of goodwill I finally became stronger I don’t get swindled or hurt It’s distorted It has started again Make sides Isolate you and me so that we can’t see ahead The algorithms that have been distorted by bad desires Use existence as the weapon and swallow with destruction Ah Evil was started at that moment Whoo Whoo Move out flip Yah I’m not alone I want to protect first encountering REKALL I will hug you so that you can feel Without SYNK DIVE Follow me (Bow down) Watch me (My skill) You will get surprised (Say wow) We coming Scream (Get loud) Listen (My sound) Call it (Upgrade) We coming Blooming in chaos (We Them Girls) And confronting fear, That courage (Ah Yeah) Whenever we are Together We Them Girls We Them Girls To face a peaceful day Inside the FLAT We laugh and love together With my friends Now I’m more curious about the future together with nævis Eventually we will probably meet nævis on the REAL MY WORLD Hold up! REAL MY WORLD Your existence is brighter than my reflection in the mirror Can you tell me? Until when, will we be together? Follow me (Bow down) Watch me (My skill) You will get surprised (Say wow) We coming Scream (Get loud) Listen (My sound) Call it (Upgrade) We coming Blooming in chaos (We Them Girls) And confronting fear, That courage (Ah Yeah) Whenever we are together We Them Girls We Them Girls We Them Girls Girls! Official translation. Play "Girls" on Amazon Music Unlimited (ad) Other Songs from Girls Album Girls Girls
Far away, far away Higher and higher To the place unseen
No one can stop me anymore Get set, go! Good-bye I’m not my old self Take a look at my WILDSIDE
By instinct, do it Come along with me Let us go down, down, down, down, da street
I didn’t go anywhere Now I could go everywhere Scared of change Just looking from the side
When you protect me and I’m breathing I’m forced into misery like a puppet, muppet I thought I was no good But behind weakness there was strength Words from loveless people, I don’t care about it anymore I will show you the truth
Never tell lies to myself any more Fly now to the place I want to be I’m never scared of going to the sky
Inside O-O-Out My wild side, my wild side The unseen me who has Overcome weakness (WILDSIDE) Far away, far away Higher and higher To the place unseen
No one can stop me anymore Get set, go! Good-bye I’m not my old self Which this WILDSIDE
Accepting myself that I don’t even know of I want to love more, believe myself more So I don’t get lost, Yeah
Starlight, slash the dark night already So bright, sparkle La-la-la-la-la
Inside O-O-Out My wild side, my wild side The unseen me who has Overcome weakness (WILDSIDE) Far away, far away Higher and higher To the place unseen
No one can stop me anymore Get set, go! Good-bye I’m not my old self Which this WILDSIDE
By instinct, do it Come along with me Let us go down down I will show you my wild side
https://youtu.be/Qpf26PtBXgo 😬 cya ❤️🩹😾🙀🙈
Somethings gonna give and it's not going to be me.
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2023.06.08 06:18 Silent_Expression934 Raising a son
Hello Dr. Peterson,
I am hoping someone can help me with what to do for my son. He is five almost six and basically an only child. My two other children are well into their twenties and there are no children his age in our home. When my husband and I met I already had my two children but he had none and I wanted to give him a child of his own. Due to fertility issues on my part, we had our son via IVF. We are both over forty. He is a healthy and happy little boy but I know we are failing him when it comes to keeping up with his energy and giving him a outlet to be a little boy. I have watched many of your videos about rough and tumble play and I know that is what he needs. Since my husband was an only child himself, he didn't grow up in a large family like I did and I don't think he understands that part of childhood and therefore he doesn't engage in those types of play with our son. I am starting to think because he doesn't have that type of play with us he is getting restless and tries to engage in it while at daycare when he is with other children. He isn't violent or anything; the daycare just says he doesn't like to sit still, he's the class clown and distracts the other children or whines and doesn't follow directions. If we had any other choice we wouldn't have him there. They basically want him to sit down and shut up like all the other children but I don't think there is anything wrong with him wanting to get up and move around, he's five for goodness sake! Since we don't have a choice right now about not sending him to daycare, I am asking for any suggestions on what we as his parents can do to help him get some of that energy out or at the very least ways to help the daycare deal with all of his energy. I do not think my son has ADHD. I think he is a normal little boy who likes to run and jump and look at bugs and play dinosaur. In my opinion, that disorder is over diagnosed and given to normal children who don't fit and sit in a box. Our son is a great kid, he's kind and smart and funny and loves to talk about dinosaurs and geckos, he's not a bad child and we don't have issues with him at home I, we just need to get him to a place where he can thrive. We are willing to do what it takes to make sure he can grow up and be a boy. Any advice or suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
God bless you and your family for all you do.
Shanna
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2023.06.08 06:12 Sukleen 25M - California - Looking for my potential player 2 or gaming friend/partner [Relationship] [friendship]
Hello,
I’m on here looking for a potential duo. I’m NOT looking to rush into anything, but I do eventually want a sweet, & funny partner to vibe with! (I also am not looking for platonic friendship)
Some information that you might wanna about me - I’m from California - I’m 6’0 - I am lean and fit. - I have a professional career (its a new job), taking a break from university (I am going back soon)
I love watching tv shows and movies, i have Netflix and HBO and other streaming platforms. I’m a rookie when it comes to anime and would love to watch some series with you or play video games with you, or even both!
Favorite series: GOT, Breaking Bad, It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, how i met your mother and a lot more.
Gaming wise: i mainly play FPS games, its what i grew up playing, I’m open to playing different types too. I mainly play Valorant, would love it if you played as well, or wanted to play and i could show you the ropes.
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2023.06.08 06:08 anonymous5257 21 m left heart broken after a year and a half
Hi I’m new to this and having a rough time please forgive grammar etc just trying to get it off my chest looking for advice or anything really
So background Me 21M Her 20F Ex 18M my 1.5 years parter Who was my first everything (Kiss, sex ,proper girlfriend ) etc (Waited till I found the right one or so I thought) Have spent multiple times together in person Everything has always been ok
she threw the idea of a break but I thought we worked threw it she also gave me 365 reasons she loved me then was 1 day for a year so everything was good So I fly home after thinking we are fine still in love she messages me for the first night then nothing Then I’m blocked Then the next day I see she’s talking to her ex so confused as why she was he was very manipulative and abused her financially and almost physically when they met who also was in a ldr with her before me And then she starts posting You don’t know how much you miss someone till you are apart for awhile And you’re my everything with a photo of her And I was confused because I still wasn’t sure what was happening Also had mutual friends confirm it was the ex So our mutual friend got into contact for me And she basically replied with I didn’t know how unattached I was till we had a break (1 day) And now she’s posting his hand and hearts And she said how he’s grown up and how he’s mature so I looked at his instagram and he’s posted a photo with him and a blue bandanna and his bio is e.a.s.t 💙 and stuff like that I believe he’s manipulating already kicking mutual friends out of there chats Making it so she can’t talk to me He’s also sending her responses to the messages I sent her for the only time I did get to text because she doesn’t type the way the responses were sent She claims it’s not the ex but the proof I have screams otherwise
- Messages on Insta gram photo dump Saying let’s smash x and response (On the photos where I took her out and was physically with her )
- A photo of her laying on a bed in a game saying for ex
- 2 separate people confirmed who she was talking to
- Her saying she’s catching up with him as a friend but they only say hello and bye
I brought her flowers everytime I have seen her and more then once most of the time We did date nights up till the day before I left We slept together
She has confirmed I’m the first partner to do anything for her romantic and not just want her body
I gave her my everything I did things that made me uncomfortable to better us I stopped talking to my friends that she didn’t like
She was bullied by people who I made stop and never let her know why it stopped Even she suspected me but I told her I wasn’t sure why
I spent months working with her building her up constantly reassured her she’s loved and is beautiful and I was here
She wasn’t eating and had pretty bad body views because of ex
I made sure she ate everyday I brought her food when she had none I gave her my everything
And for her to turn around and move on after a day doesn’t seem fair and going back to him on top of that
She wasn’t the most loving girlfriend Tho She would tell me to cry and think it was funny to make me cry after we got into disagreements (I’m not a person who cry’s) She would physically hit me if I annoyed her And lots more Yesterday she took money out of my card because she had saved the information left me with 3$
I said to my friend before I knew she moved on and wasn’t sure what happen that I could drive up that night or fly the next day and it was only to talk to her and work this out nothing more nothing less (my words were if I don’t do everything in my power to save this is it really love ) He told her Then the messages I received
- Well, you said you were going to show up to my house, now I’m really uncomfortable around you
- You said you were going to show up to my house, now I’m scared. Can you blame me?
- Well you really should’ve, because now I’m scared off you
- I don’t if I can trust you, being alone with me. How do I know you won’t do something I don’t want
And that made me feel like a monster I have never done anything that would hurt her never threaten to hit her or anything And this is why I believe that it wasn’t her that wrote them because I was in bed with her days prior she kissed me she cuddle me laughed did everything like normal Plus she doesn’t use gramma (I admitted I shouldn’t of said I would just show up but I was losing my mind and wanted to fix it and my thought process was if we could just talk ) I said sorry for it And the fights that she start I always said sorry and took blame
I tried so hard to build her up making sure she was a better person growing. actually loving her and caring It took months to break down all the walls And the ex constantly made accounts to abuse us and tell us he was getting her back and how I’m nothing and other hate and drama I tried to keep us out of She promised me she wouldn’t ever put herself into a situation like that again
sure I was perfect but I gave everything I could. I tried to be perfect for her and even after all this I love her and want her back It’s only been 5 days today but I can see how he’s already manipulating her
And I’m worried about her so much Any attempt I made to talk failed There is a hole in my heart And all I want is to know shes going to be ok It hurts she left me and I told her in our relationship if you move on don’t go backwards and not to the ones who hurt her But I can’t sleep eat or function everything we did everything together like cook clean watch tv
It’s really broken me I haven’t cried this much ever And if there was anything I can do to help her I would Even the money she took if she just asked I would of brought her food or whatever she needed
Sure I could be toxic but i never tried to be and we worked together to fix it
I always made the effort to push like really push communication and we got really good at it till the end i guess when she didn’t talk to me
I just want to make sure she’s ok and that what’s hurting all the work for her to move back She had so much planned gym working on herself and now she’s on PlayStation for hours with him And it hurts that it’s him but hurts she’s throw all the progress away She’s also the reason I started being less depressed felt comfortable just being me And not wanting to hide away I improved as a person because of her
I wish I had the chance to fix this and Have the life we always talked about
Ps I know that probably no one will read this and I know it’s probably not the right group but I really need to get it out
Definitely forgot things and probably typos etc feel free to ask me anything I’m honestly a open book
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2023.06.08 05:31 xxCitrus_Brainxx [17F/CO] anyone up for a late night call?
hello all! im sadie and im a straight, single 17 year old female thats looking for someone chill and funny to call with tonight! i dont have many requirements but please be 17+ and male, youd also get bonus points if youre in colorado :) i have some pics on my profile if youd like to look at those, but i can also send you a more recent pic of me in dms! please introduce yourself a bit in your first message and then we can talk for a lil before i give you my discord or snap to call :) have a wonderful day/night everyone <33
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2023.06.08 05:24 Sukleen 25M - California - Looking for my potential player 2 or gaming friend/partner
Hello,
I’m on here looking for a potential duo. I’m NOT looking to rush into anything, but I do eventually want a sweet, & funny partner to vibe with! (I also am not looking for platonic friendship)
Some information that you might wanna about me - I’m from California - I’m 6’0 - I am lean and fit. - I have a professional career (its a new job), taking a break from university (I am going back soon)
I love watching tv shows and movies, i have Netflix and HBO and other streaming platforms. I’m a rookie when it comes to anime and would love to watch some series with you or play video games with you, or even both!
Favorite series: GOT, Breaking Bad, It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, how i met your mother and a lot more.
Gaming wise: i mainly play FPS games, its what i grew up playing, I’m open to playing different types too. I mainly play Valorant, would love it if you played as well, or wanted to play and i could show you the ropes.
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2023.06.08 04:50 asm120 JU from r/LifeProTips I feel like that sub only preaches basic manners rather than useful secrets to make your life easier/better.
2023.06.08 04:39 corpuscle634 This has gone too far.
hello, jerkers. we need to talk.
you see,
Reddit is doing a bad thing. or it did a bad thing? either way, it was/is/will be both naughty and rude. according to my what i've heard, they are going to do (or already did) a prank involving an apiary and three parties.
so because of the thing that those bees did or are going to do to the appetizers, we are entering a prank war with Reddit. our prank is that we're going to make it so you can read the subreddit, but you can't post on it. this will be funny because you'll open the subreddit and you'll still see advertisements, but there won't be any new content. this will start at some time and then it will end at some other time, i think? wait, are we doing this forever?
i'm sure you are worried because this subreddit is normally so chock full of fresh and interesting new jokes and conversations, but fear not! we, the moderation staff of tazcirclejerk, have come up with a clever solution to entertain you. please carefully follow the instructions below:
- open this video: https://youtu.be/QfWkzlv3dv8
- right-click on the video and select "loop." if, like most people, you're reading this on a mobile device, you can go fuck yourself.
- click "play."
- sit back and enjoy a literally infinite source of riveting entertainment.
bye!
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2023.06.08 04:11 Skaldic_poster AITJ for helping my sister during ferry trip?
Before going into the story here, here's some things you need to know, firstly that the text is translated from Norwegian to English (Not because i'm bad at English, but so there hopefully wont be any misunderstandings). Also, unlike so many stories here, my family os truly as a family Should be: filled with love, laughter, and annoyance to one another..
Anyway, to the story... A few years ago, my family (aunts, uncles, grandfather and grandmother, siblings, etc.) and i [14 back then, 19 now], all had gathered together to go on a family trip to Lofoten, Norway. We left the Norwegian city of Bodø with a ferry that would take us across the ocean (Obviously😂). The trip itself was nice, we ate and enjoyed the 3-5 hours the trip took, and everything was wonderful. I got a message from one of my sisters saying ''the lock on the toilet door she was in had gone stuck and needed help.''
Both as a big brother, and because it was an awkward situation on her end, I decided to help and didn't tell our parents because it honestly wasn't necessary. Now, this was one of the public toilet, Non-gender specific, where there was no airspace above or below, for proper privacy, and the lock was such that one could use a coin to pick it open. Which is exactly what I did and knew how to do, because I tend to do it at home too to be annoying to my sisters (they actually think its both funny and annoying).
Then comes the person of the story.. As i had gotten there and seen the lock, had my coin ready and was ready to help my sister, a woman who seemed to be in the line to use the 'John' came towards me saying: "Excuse me, but what are you doing kid?" in a tone where it sounded she needed to go, but could hold it in. "Hello. My sister is inside and she asked me to help her, so thats what i'm doing" I said in return, to be polite. It seemed like she kinda understood it, but she replied back with "Aha, sure.. You know it's rude to sneak in the queue, and picking locks, right? Especially around bathrooms! Where are your par---" she was saying while i was picking the lock, ignoring what she was saying. When i finished picking it, my sister (10yrs) came out, i asked if she was okay and we went back to our family again.
It seemed like she had finally gotten it, that i was just helping my sister, because during the rest of the trip neither i, my sister, or mother or anyone else had seen or heard from the woman. So, other than being creepy with the bathroom lock, Was i the jerk, or in the wrong?
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2023.06.08 04:05 Available-Strategy59 22 [m4m] Canada/Anywhere - nerdy empath looking for the one
So, let me be straight up here. I’m not really the best looking. I’m really heavy. I’ve been working on it, but I am pretty insecure about it. So if that’s not something you’re into, then I’m not for you.
I am also autistic and have ADHD, sooo yeah. But if that hasn’t driven you away… hello! :3
My name is Kris or Kristian. I’m a 22 year old guy from Alberta, Canada. I am studying to become a counselling psychologist and just got my bachelors in applied psychology. I have an incredible passion for psychology, and I can not wait for the day I start helping people.
Well, I kind of am already. I work at a psych clinic that specializes in first responders. My job so far is to edit reports that can get them compensation for their mental health challenges. But once I get my degree, I’ll be able to sit and take interviews! I’m so excited 😁
In my free time, I love watching cartoons, funny and educational videos on YouTube, read research articles, and just learn things however I can. I’m not a really big gamer and I’ve been meaning to get into anime for a long time.
I am a really affectionate person, I might attach pretty quick. I try to show empathy and kindness whenever I can! I am shy at first, but around the right person, I can be really goofy and playful, you can definitely get that side out of me. I’m an absolute nerd.
The only thing I require of a partner is willingness to accept me for who I am and have fun with me! I would like to be friends and partners at the same time. I have no limitations in terms of where you’re from, and I value connection more than physical apparence.
Okie, so I think that’s about good. Hope to hear from you soon!!!
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2023.06.08 03:24 BunchOfRandomSquares Pasta (-like food) that a rabbit can eat?
Hello, my partner has a pet rabbit and I realized today that I think it would be very funny to feed him a raw spaghetti noodle (I think the sound would be fun). However I know rabbits cannot eat pasta and I want to find a similar long, straight, thin, hard food that would be safe for him to eat and satisfy my desire to hear the sound he would make eating raw spaghetti. Does anyone have a suggestion?
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2023.06.08 03:16 SaiyanRajat 29 [M4F] Vancouver (Canada) Looking for a meaningful LTR
Hello! 29M (well would be 30 soon) here seeking a woman for serious monogamous long term relationship. I'm South Asian, 173 cm, with beard and work as a software engineer.
My interests are anime, gaming, TV Shows and tech. I can communicate in English, Hindi and Japanese. I'm exploring Vancouver on my free time for awesome views and delicious food (big time foodie) mostly during weekends. I cook occasionally when I have enough time but getting all the ingredients/spices here is a PITA compared to India. To keep my mental and physical health in check, I work out at least 6 times as week. I don't smoke but drink socially and am 420 friendly.
My friends would describe me as responsible, dependable, good hearted, funny and extremely loyal. I do use some dad jokes and light sarcasm as a coping mechanism sometimes (which I can say is just like Chandler from friends). I'm atheist and would prefer someone aged 23-32 who isn't too much religious. Please be located in or near Vancouver because I do not want to be long distance in my (probably) only relationship.
If you aren't bored by now, what's stopping you from reaching out?
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2023.06.08 03:11 Agitated-Tomato0214 24f looking for someone to talk to
Hello! I hope you decide to shoot me a message. I’m a kind and funny lady who is an avid artist. I love being outside. My ultimate goal is to be in the woods or on an island and become self sustainable there. I recently had my heart broken and I would love to fill my empty phone time with genuine people’s conversations.
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2023.06.08 03:04 2Lazy2BeAwesome [Version 3.7] Spiral Abyss Breakdown - New Floors 11 and 12
| Hello, fellow Travelers! This time we’ll look at Floors 11 and 12 of Spiral Abyss that were changed with 3.7 update. I'm sorry, I completely forgot about Reddit with 3.6 Breakdown, because I finished it on the last day before the first reset, eheh In this post I will mostly just repeat everything I show in my video Breakdown. There are certain limitations with local editor (including 20 pics limit), but I'll try to leave some notes to make up for it. I'd suggest to watch the video, but feel free to stick to the format you prefer. General Abyss tips - Fight as many enemies at once as possible. Most of attacks in Genshin have AoE (Area of Effect) - it’s free damage.
- Protect yourself! Have reliable ways for each team to survive.
- You don’t have to always make teams around Blessing or Floor buffs.
- If you struggle to clear the entire floor, focus on one chamber at a time.
- Benedictions (cards) change with daily reset. Just try your luck next day if you need better buffs.
Floor 11 now increases your Normal Attack Damage. It's, obviously, there to make you pull for Yoimiya, but there are quite a lot of characters who can benefit from it too (even if not so much like Keqing or Yanfei, for example, who often use Charged attacks too) Floor 11 - Chamber 1 Here Pyro is your best option to break Lawachurl’s shield and it’s the only element that we don’t have among Specters in the first half. Floor 11 Chamber 1 First half - Enemies details Note: RES (Resistance) values' colors match corresponding elements (white for Physical, red for ALL). For reference, the most common value is 10% ALL RES. Shields are represented with the corresponding element symbol. It’s also the best one for the second half to deal with Pyro Eremite, plus I’d suggest to bring an archer to easily stun Anemo Hilichurl Rogue. Floor 11 Chamber 1 Second Half - Enemies details Note: Eremites have -20% Physical RES, but it's not something I would recommend to rely on In this chamber we have to protect the Monolith, so don’t rush, take your time and just try to force enemies to fight you. Keep dealing damage to them and draw them away from the Monolith to avoid unnecessary damage. Ranged characters, taunts and any form of crowd-control can help you with that. Note that some of the enemies are more willing to fight you, so prioritize those who focus on the Monolith and you’ll be fine. Note: e.g. Geo Specters in the first wave prioritize attacking the Monolith while other Specters focus on you right from the start Floor 11 Chamber 1 Summary First Half – Better: Pyro, CC, Taunts, Ranged chars / Worse: Cryo, Physical Second Half – Better: Pyro, CC, Taunts, Archer / Worse: Anemo, Hydro Floor 11 - Chamber 2 Second Chamber starts with just an Abyss Lector and you simply have to be ready to deal with his Electro shield. Pyro, Cryo and Dendro are the best options for this, so any team built around those will work great. For the second half remember that Anemo and Pyro are the best options against respective Eremites and Fungi have increased RES to Dendro and their respective elements. Floor 11 Chamber 2 Second Half - Enemies details Fungi start very far from each other, but if you run towards the Dendro one, the others should come close enough for you to fight them all at once. Having a way to bring flying fungi down could be helpful to speed up the process. As for Eremites, rush towards the Galehunter when they appear, because Pyro one can teleport to you. Try to deal with their pets first and you won’t have any problems. Floor 11 Chamber 2 Summary First Half – Better: Pyro, Cryo, Dendro Second Half – Better: Anemo, Pyro, AoEs / Worse: Dendro, Cryo, Hydro, Geo Floor 11 - Chamber 3 In the first half of Chamber 3 you’ll have just two enemies that come out one by one. They have increased Hydro and Physical RES respectively, so don’t rely primarily on those. Floor 11 Chamber 3 First Half - Enemies details The best option here is Pyro again, because of the Cryo shielder inside. Floor 11 Chamber 3 First Half - Cryo Shielder If you make your teams around Pyro, you won’t even notice it. Including any Archer in your team can be helpful to stun Ruin Drake, but it’s not necessary. Note: Archers help a lot if your overall DPS is low. Otherwise you might struggle with stunning the Ruin Drake and will have to deal with its increased RES towards your main damage type. For the second half shields will be the main problem. Floor 11 Chamber 3 Second Half - Enemies details With Abyss Mages it’s much easier to just Swirl them into each other rather than bringing counter elements, because they appear all together. Floor 11 Chamber 3 Second Half - Swirling shields into each other And against Hydro shields Dendro or Cryo will be your best bet, so make your teams around those to quickly deal with Heralds. Remember that two of their attacks increase your cooldowns if you take damage from them, so aside from dodging, you can also rely on shields to prevent that. Attacks of Hydro Heralds that increase your cooldowns Floor 11 Chamber 3 Summary First Half – Better: Pyro, Archer / Worse: Physical, Hydro, Cryo Second Half – Better: Anemo, Dendro, Cryo, Shields Here’s what we get in the end and these teams were just enough to clear it all earning 9 stars, but, of course, they could be easily improved if you have better characters. Floor 11 - Summary and Teams With current Floor 12 HoYo gave up and made a straight up pay-to-win Abyss. Floor 12 - Chamber 1 Chamber 1 starts with Whopperflowers that have increased RES, especially to their respective elements, and Primal Constructs against which Freeze or Quicken can be quite helpful to knock them out of invisibility. Note: I suggest to stick to the latter because of Cryo Whopperflowers, so Spread, Aggravate or even Hyperbloom teams will work great here. Floor 12 Chamber 1 First Half - Enemies details For both Whopperflowers and Constructs there will be six enemies in total. Three of them will appear at once and new enemy will appear every time you kill one, so it’s better to kill all three together to split each fight into two proper waves. Against Whopperflowers you can easily make them stack together if you just run far enough. But unfortunately, you can’t reliably do the same with Constructs, so if you want to pull them closer, you’ll need Venti or Kazuha. Other characters just can’t move them. Note: Jean can pull them if you hold her Skill, but it's extremely slow If you don’t have either, your best option is to rush to the northern wall and wait there: this should stack the Constructs together for a moment, but you have to kill the entire first wave together to use the same trick for the next three. In the second half we have to deal with Hydro and Cryo shields and, as always, using Dendro and Pyro is the best way to do so. Floor 12 Chamber 1 Second Half - Enemies details Abyss Mages shouldn’t be a problem, but Heralds are quite annoying, so here are some tips for them: - Focus on Hydro Herald first. Without him you won’t have to worry about freezing and cooldown increases
- Bennett’s Burst can prevent you from freezing with its constant Pyro application, but it might increase damage you take as well
- Nahida makes this fight much easier. Her Skill alone does a lot of damage to Hydro shield even while you focus on Cryo Heralds.
- If you don’t have her, Tighnari is the second-best option. He has great solo target Dendro application, but it’s very hard to use him properly here. If you rely on him, bring some shields to at least be able to aim during the fight.
- Also, shields are helpful against Hydro Herald, because your cooldowns won’t get increased if you don’t take damage. Because of that Zhongli is, obviously, amazing, but you might also consider Layla. Her shield is great against Cryo attacks and additional Cryo application can deal extra damage to Hydro shield.
- If you have neither Nahida nor Tighnari, using Dendro will become much harder because Heralds move a lot, however, Cryo also works including Swirling Cryo shields into Hydro one.
- If you have Venti AND Kazuha, you can use Kazuha here. With Bennett it’s easy to make his Burst absorb Pyro and with that it will deal extra damage to Cryo shields and sometimes it also Swirls them into Hydro one, dealing more damage to it too which significantly speeds up the process.
- If not, Sucrose with another Anemo character work just fine too.
Bottom line – great options for this chamber are quite limited by the characters you have, but here are the teams that I managed to clear this chamber with earning 3 stars. Floor 12 Chamber 1 Summary and Teams First Half – Better: AoEs, Freeze, Quicken, Kazuha, Venti / Worse: Cryo, Pyro Second Half – Better: Dendro, Pyro, Cryo, Anemo, Shields Floor 12 - Chamber 2 Second Chamber is much more straight-forward. Just use Quicken against Terrorshroom to stun it and simply restart the Chamber if it decides to go for a run and waste your time. Aggravate team is the best pick here because of boss’ extra Dendro RES. For MUCH more info about the boss, you can check the full guide I made. Against Thunder Manifestation in the second half Dendro, Pyro or Cryo will be your best options because of its constant Electro aura. The boss often teleports and sometimes even flies up, so ranged characters will have easier time here. Also note that if you apply Dendro or Hydro, they will stay on the boss due to Quicken and Electro-Charged specifics, so Bloom, Hyperbloom or Burgeon will work just fine despite boss’ Electro aura. Here are teams that I used to clear this chamber, for example. Floor 12 Chamber 2 Summary and Teams First Half – Better: Dendro + Electro / Worse: Dendro Second Half – Better: Dendro, Pyro, Cryo, Ranged chars / Worse: Electro Floor 12 - Chamber 3 Last Chamber this time is all about suffering. In the first half you’ll have to fight 4 Consecrated Beasts split in two waves. They are very resistant to their own elements; move too much, hit like a truck and ignore pretty much everything you do. Note: Beasts have 40% ALL RES and 70% RES to their own element all the time until they create a shard; then RES drops down to default 10% until they consume it back or wake up after you stun them using it Do your best to stay close enough to them both to prevent them from using their annoying ranged attacks, but if you have to pick, stick to the Hydro one unless it’s having fun running all over the place or you managed to stun the Dendro beast. Since they ignore you, the best strategy against them is to ignore them back. Beasts are extremely difficult to stagger, but can easily stagger you. Increasing your Poise allows you to deal damage no matter what they do. The most common source of Poise is shields. Alongside with them you can get party-wide bonuses with Beidou’s Burst, Xingqiu’s Rain Swords, Dehya’s Skill and Gorou’s Skill. Plus, abilities that trigger special stances such as Bursts of Raiden and Cyno or Skills of Ayato and Hu Tao, for example, also increase your Poise, so I highly recommend relying on those to make your rotations more consistent. Most common Poise Sources Luckily, in the second half we have only Iniquitous Baptist. Against him you just have to bring the counter elements to deal with his shields. He will always cycle through Cryo, Hydro and Pyro shields in this order, so you’ll have to rely on Pyro, Dendro and Hydro respectively to quickly break them. Shield types and counters for Iniquitous Baptist This elemental combo basically screams Burgeon, but don’t be fooled by it. Abyss version is different from the normal one. Here boss doesn’t create Elemental Rings in the very beginning and shields' durability won't be reduced even if you break all three of them, so you’ll have to deal with stronger shields and normal Burgeon teams don’t have enough Pyro application to quickly deal with them. Note: The whole idea of Burgeon is in having some form of Pyro to explode the Cores, but not too much so it wouldn't mess up your Core generation If you want to use Burgeon here, you’ll have to add some source of Pyro on demand - in form of Bennett, for example - so you could deal with the shield, but wouldn't mess up your core generation with extra Pyro applications. Note: Alternatively, you can try to add Electro in your team for extra application. It’s worse than aforementioned elements, but it works against all three shields. Also, by applying counter element before boss activates the shield, you can immediately damage it as it activates, which you can use to your advantage, especially if you use Sacrificial weapons that won’t proc if you hit the shield without dealing damage anyway. This boss isn’t difficult, but might require you to adjust your rotations and come up with some extra Energy generation because of that, although as long as you have ways to break his shields quick enough, he shouldn’t be a problem. For more info check my full guide. Moment from the full guide - the best characters to apply counter-elements so far Here are the teams I used to clear the entire Floor 12 including this Chamber, however I would rather replace Yaoyao with Kirara to have easier time against the Beasts if I had her built. Floor 12 Chamber 3 Summary and Teams First Half – Better: Poise, Shields, Healing / Worse: Hydro, Dendro Second Half – Better: Pyro, Dendro, Hydro Anyway, that’s all I have for you this time, fellow Travelers. Feel free to leave your questions or other suggestions in the comments. Good luck with your runs and have a great rest of your day ^^ submitted by 2Lazy2BeAwesome to GenshinImpactTips [link] [comments] |
2023.06.08 02:49 notAstreaker Making a 2D game
Hello everyone,
I’m interested in making a 2D game for both web and mobile.
I’ve created the graphics I will be needing in photoshop but I’m not sure what platform/framework to proceed with.
I’ve made some gifs for the animations. The game will some user management so I’m leaning towards web.
Any pointers will be appreciated
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2023.06.08 02:28 queenofthescreen [Thank You] Whaddya give a sick lemon? Lemon-aid. How did lemon greet lime? Sour you doing? What did papa pear tree say to his kid pear tree too afraid to grow his first fruit? Son, grow a pear. How do oranges do well in school? They concentrate. Usain bolt must be a fruit-have you seen that mango?
https://imgur.com/a/pUCwPZf u/unseenbowl x 2 It was sooooo sweet of you to think of me with the pretty Monet flair congrats postcard!!!! Can’t wait for your flair dreams to come true too! Thank you for this super insanely adorable jungle-themed Wild About You V-Day card (arrived oddly late) and OMG WHAAAAAT?!? A MAGICAL MATCHING SHEET OF SWEEEEEEET STICKERS?!?! Is this witchcraft?!? I didn’t know that this type of card magic existed - it’s like you threw a party in a card, my sweet little unseenbowl. And even the interior of the envelope is all decked out in colorful hearts!!!! Solid color on one side but then this heart-tastic little secret just for my eyes only?!?!? Dude no one else gets to attend this party but me!!! And let’s do something about this you not being seen, because you’re honestly the cutest bowl I have NEVER seen but I want to see you. I see you, you sweet little bowl. I affirm your existence & your majesty! What kinda bowl are you anyway, sweetheart? A cereal bowl? An I’ll-eat-ramen-keto-be-damned kinda bowl that’s super deep & lets me soak my worries away? No matter what type of bowl you are, I wish for you to be seen & appreciated!!!
u/omggallout x 2 Thank you for the gorgeous watercolor floral card - such a stunning treat!!! I really like the artist’s talent in layering. I TOTALLY agree about the house thing - I feel the same way & wish we both had our dream houses now!! LOVE the gorgeous mint green crocheted butterfly - WOW!!! Your fine fiber arts skills are sooooo insanely impressive! Thank you for the stickers & the heartbreakingly adorable Winnie-the-Pooh postcard of Winnie gazing at himself in the mirror - I love it!!!! I really enjoyed the fun fact that the original Pooh was purchased at Harrods - I had no idea he was so flippin’ fancy!!! Wishing you a fabulously fancy spring & your dream home super soon, kind friend!
u/MarineWife0922 x 3 So sweet of you to think of me with my ADORABLE flair congrats card!!! It’s sooo cute & totally my style - I LOVE vintage kid illustrations!!! It’s gorgeous - I’d love to know where I can find cards in the same set please!!!! Thanks also for the *adorable* “Thinking of You” cards with the cute illustrated girl & flowers! I LOVE how you wrote so much you didn’t leave any white space in the cards hahaha! Thanks for sharing your fun personality & quirky thoughts with me! I loved hearing how dance has been therapeutic for you - that’s so beautiful. The blue raspberries bit - LMAO!
u/
StrangeMailings Thank you for the awesome cryptic postcard with the fun mystery paint job & creepy cool sticker! So fun to see the strange get stranger & cooler by the card LOL!!
u/clashvalley Thank you for the sweet Night-Blooming Cereus card - and what a delight that there was no white space left with all your awesome words!!! Also love the sweet floral sticker, thank you!! I loved how much you taught me about faeries - wow, I knew nothing about them, & it was fascinating to learn! I’ll bet your essay is awesome & that the teacher loved your work. :) It made me giggle to learn about the faeries “who enjoy punishing humans” LOL!!! Wishing you only the pleasant faeries who gift you delicious custard creams & bless you!!!
u/StrawberryForestLady Thank you for the neat vintage cactus postcard & your kind thoughts - love the illustration. =) Wishing you a thorn-free spring!
u/ninajyang x 2 Thank you so much for the surprise birthday card with the beautiful gift of sweet stickers!!! I was so touched you thought of me. I wish I could describe the card more to sing its praises but I’m writing this from memory as I don’t have the card with me (apologies no pic of this one). You made me feel super loved with your encouraging words. I can only hope to inspire people as much as you have, darling soul!! Thank you for the cool In & Out retro illustrated ad postcard - I always stare adoringly at their retro pics in the restaurant! I also love the 8 billion fruity, vintage-y stamps you used!! =) Hope you’re having a sunny & sweet spring (more thank yous pending, Beautiful!)
u/LadyLili13 x 2 Thank you for the gorgeous pastel postcards with the cool 3D effect of clouds & the super pretty sky!!! I loved hearing about your passion for Pathfinder. I’ve never played it before but now you have me so curious! Hearing about the character wedding making your sweet “heart sing” was so touching!! I just adore your sentimental heart! The stickers you included - OMG to-die-for. The dilapidated teddy bear sticker is my absolute fave!!! Thank you so much for thinking of me, you’re always so thoughtful, Darlin’!! Wishing you lots of joy as you continue to play your games! =)
u/shipping_addict Thank you for the gorgeous Yoshida postcard with the awesome crunchy salad recipe. BTW I did not deface the beautiful card with the black marker - I want to kill USPS. I honestly don’t understand what the heck they’re doing. OMG this salad is so my style & reminds me of my Blueberry Brainiac salad (will share it asap). Can’t wait to try it!
u/scared_deerfox x 3 Your beautiful, bouncy energy came roaring through your sweet envelope!! Thanks for the adorable card of the smooching bunny & baby chick!!! The stickers you used to decorate the card are so adorable too. You are SO deep - loved the way you responded to the bunny carrot nightmare prompt! Wow. Loved the analogy you used of the clouds & the blue sky. So sweet!!! I hope your friends & family appreciate your super kind, compassionate nature. Also love the Finding Nemo card & all the precious stickers you included. The smiling stars are just little dolls! I also love the mesmerizing Pacman Nebula postcard with the Chat GPT response to the prompt - that was so fun & surprisingly normal LOL!! I appreciate your kindnesses & hope that you have the most splendid spring full of fabulous flowers!
u/Accomplished_Hope788 Thank you so much for the absolutely ADORABLE “You Make my Heart Beet” postcard of the illustrated beet & the pretty floral sticker! The card is so delightful - the happy vibes from you & the card are jumping out at me! I totally agree about Deja Vu - it’s totally an otherworldly experience & is both baffling & beautiful.
u/BlacksmithEquivalent x 2 Thank you so much for thinking of me with the beautiful birthday card with fun wishes & the San Diego postcard! Plllleaaaase no apologies for sending the wishes out late - in fact, it’s an awesome feeling to receive birthday greetings at random non-birthday days LOL! I really like the cute illustration of the turtle carrying the gifts. Adorable. Wow - I’ll bet living in super hip San Diego is a total treat. I wish I could leave my state for cooler weather & cooler things to do. Wishing you sunny serenity in San Diego!
u/KeenEvergreen Thank you for the ADORABLE Easter pickle card!!! Soooo insanely cute!!! It was fun to see a unique, bunny-less take on Easter lol! Love the stickers you used to decorate the envelope. It was also a sweet surprise to receive the Perennial seed mix - how neat, thank you! My niece will love using these this spring. =) Hope your spring is sweet & serene!
u/Kuddledeadgirl Thank you for having such a fun username which always makes me giggle hahaha! Thanks also for the lovely book recommendations on the scenic Michigan postcard! I highly recommend “A Gentleman in Moscow” by Amor Towles - he’s a brilliant writer. Wishing you happy reads!
u/cake-at-midnight Thank you for the sweet thank you card - it was my pleasure to think of you on your birthday! The donkey sanctuary sounds so cool & peaceful! LOVED your hand-drawn orange flowers on the envelope & your gorgeous calligraphy of my name!!! Thanks also for the awesome stickers - the mail-themed ones especially speak to my heart! Hope you have a blast at your next sanctuary visit. :)
u/retrorabbit79 Thank you for the hilarious bird insult postcard - “See you whenever the f%$& I come back to this sh#thole!” Hahaha, so appropriate to say to my dumb family! ;)
u/lunatenchi_ Thank you so much for the super inspiring handmade “You can influence the world” card! Lilac is one of my favorite colors! It’s so peaceful. You decorated the card with such fun stickers. =) I just love the kindness affirmations you shared! Here are a few affirmations for you on one of my fave topics, creativity. “I effortlessly connect with the universe's boundless inventiveness.” “Every day, creative energy runs through me.” “The universe's creativity manifests itself through me.” “Fresh ideas are constantly flowing to me. I am overflowing with creative energy.” Wishing you creativity in all its forms, sweet friend! Also love the Finding Nemo card & all the precious stickers you included. The smiling stars are just little dolls! I also love the mesmerizing Pacman Nebula postcard with the Chat GPT response to the prompt - that was so fun & surprisingly normal LOL!! I appreciate your kindnesses & hope that you have the most splendid spring full of fabulous flowers!
u/Chip-girl I’m so in love with this adorable, awesome homemade fabulous fruit card!!! Smiling fruit just makes my day!! Your art is so gorgeous - I’m so happy you sent it to me!!! I really like the creative way you cut out the border surrounding the fruit - this is such a neat way to make a card instantly fancy! And the way you wrote my address on the envelope is simply stunning - it’s insanely impressive! Hope you have a gorgeous spring!!
u/eccentric_bee x 2 THANKS A MILLION for this absolutely stunning, super beautiful watercolor robot art card!!!! LOVE all the colors & the beautiful quote you wrote. I also love the size - so perfect. Leave it to you & your incredible talent to bring a robot to life!!! The expression on his face is so amazingly human it seems like he just can’t be a machine & that he actually has a beating heart! That kind of skill takes such a brilliant artist!! Thanks also for the super soothing watercolor plant art card!! These cards make me so very happy. Thank you for thinking of me - these beauties are going straight into my art journal!! Wishing you lots of joy & peace as you continue your amazing art work!
u/Ohio_Geo HAHAHA thank you for the hilarious “F#%& off” card with the quirky cool stickers/memo sheets & the “F” word wood cut-out LOL I can’t wait to send it to a lucky friend!!! Love your sense of humor!! Hope you “F&$% off” too! ;)
u/specialist-chapter89 x 2 THIS GORGEOUS SHAKER BIRTHDAY CARD made my day!!!! THANK YOU!!! I'm so sorry I can't praise it more - long story but I don't have the card with me right now to thank you properly. I just recall it being a feast for the eyes - super pretty!! It really made my birthday so special to receive your warm sentiments & all the love you sent along with it!! I LOVE the handmade “Hello” card with the awesome quotes from Tusa- Karol G & Nicki Minaj & Flowers-Miley Cyrus! THANK YOU! I also love your elegant handwriting so much! Thanks also for the fun stickers!
u/loopyboops707 Thank you for the super cute homemade EasteSpring card! So much energy & positive vibes coming at me, thank you!!! Love all the scrapbooking bits & fun stickers you used to decorate the bright card! Thanks also for the lovely stickers you included. Wishing you a glorious, gorgeous spring, sweet friend!
u/GreetingCardShark x 2 Thank you for the cute birthday cake card & the sweet wishes - I so appreciate your lovely thoughts!! Thank you so much also for thinking of me with the sweet “Hooray” card in honor of my new flair! I really appreciate your thoughtfulness. I also learned a lot from your card about how to jazz up card decorations - the yellow highlighting trick is soooo neat! It really looks like you sent me fireworks - I just love the effect!!!
u/kimkimMRW x 2 Thank you for the beautiful Andy Warhol postcards!!!! The Campbell’s Soup card is absolutely awesome - I love the colors!! The decorative “Lotus” stamp you used is also lovely! The way you decorated the envelope with the fun stickers & banana-themed washi is also super cool. :) Hilarious “I know where you live” sticker - hahahaha!! Love it. Wishing you an artsy, awesome spring, kind friend.
u/GuestBathroom Hahaha love your quirky username & your amazing handwriting - it’s PERFECT! Thank you so much for the gorgeous vintage stamp postcard. I love the way you decorated the card with all the fun vintage stamps! I also enjoyed hearing about your affinity for the color purple - it’s such a soothing, elegant color. I love how that color is associated with royalty. Wishing you a sweet spring with perfectly purple flowers!
u/BirdieBennet x 2 This. GORGEOUS! STUNNINGLY BEAUTIFUL “Birthday Loops” birthday card is undoubtedly one of the G.O.A.T. cards in my collection! This card made me so insanely happy - the bright colors & the super sweet, jazzy illustration is the epitome of what I love in a card!!!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!! I also went bonkers for the awesome, adorable kitty postcard to gift on -I just looove your taste in cards!!! Thank you also for the sweet stickers & cuuute memo sheets!! How you decorated the envelope with the pretty pastel washi tape & your perfect, pretty handwriting made me so happy too - you made my birthday insanely special, kind friend! Thank you for the super elegant “Gather Ye Rosebuds While Ye May” postcard - what a stunning illustration!!! I also like how the artist incorporated a mirror behind the subject - it adds such depth to the card. I loved hearing about how you laugh daily & your funny mom - of course she is so very proud of you!!! I also love the pretty pastel nature scene (I’m obsessed with this series) & desk scene postcards you included. I wish you endless laughter - here are some jokes for you. What has more lives than a cat? A frog, because it croaks every day. Why was the fish’s grades bad? They were below sea level. What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1 (hahaha I LOVE this one!!)
u/maiiiu Thank you so much for the jazzy homemade card - as always, your positivity & beautiful nature come blasting through this sweetie!! The beachy vibes are so soothing. =) Thanks also for the adorable stickers you sent - I really love the creative tip of pasting them into the card with washi tape! That’s a great way to ensure they’re not flying around everywhere!
u/lifesucks_F Thank you for the sweet homemade constellation card - I really love the color combo of purple & pink! And the joke is hilarious too!!! Here’s one for you. Why was Cinderella so bad at playing soccer? She kept running away from the ball. ;)
u/snerdboff x 2 Thanks for the adorable handmade ice cream “You are quite the beauty” card! What a pretty chandelier on that scrapbooking paper. :) This fun card is a great example for me to use the next time I use scrapbooking paper as a card base. So elegant & I love the way you made it a flip from the top card. =) Thanks also for the handmade food truck themed card - it’s so fun!! Mmmmm, hot dogs & soda are always fun no matter the season. You did a great job using up all your leftover scrapbooking bits. :) Wishing you a sweet spring!
u/morenoodles Thank you for the Burbank postcard with the delicious carb conversation LOL! You have amazing taste in carbs, fine friend. If you’re into buttery flaky crusts, I highly suggest the Portuguese flaky-crusted treat “Pastel De Nata” - ever tried them? TO DIE FOR!!!! I became hooked on them in Portugal & although the ones at Trader Joe’s (marketed as “Portuguese Custard Tarts”) don’t compare, they are definitely delicious & I recommend them! Wishing you the creamiest of carbs!!
u/draftyelectrolyte Thanks for the neat-o Maine postcard with the lovely illustrations which REALLY makes me wanna come check out Maine asap! I also love the Jamie Wyeth quote you included. I’ve always been intrigued by Maine from everything I’ve heard & especially when authors write about it. So I appreciate the inspiration & your kindness! Wishing you beautiful balmy breezes this spring!
u/56Thorns x 2 Thank you for the “awwwww” inducing illustrated kitty cards!!! Sooooooo mindblowingly cuuuuute! The kitty wedding card is just…so cute it hurts!!! I love the whimsical style & fun colors for the card. The surprise bonus postcard of the kitty lounging in the potted plant is hilarious & super sweet! I love your taste in art. =) Thanks also for the big beautiful kitty sticker & the kitty-themed party napkin - so festive!!! Wishing you lots of joy & peace this spring, kind soul!
u/fancykiddens x 2 My fancy fine fabulous friend!!!! Thank you for the ***literally sweet*** Candy Heaven postcard - love the stickers you used to decorate!!! And I love your sweet handwriting! How sweet you are is apparent from this card! Thank you for the cuuuute doggie card with all the cute stickers!!! I LOVE your handwriting!!! Most of all, I love your constant positivity - I actually feel those rays of sunshine you’re bouncing to me all the way from your sunny state!!! Sending lots of love (and a promise to catch up asap).
u/on1omaniac Thank you for the adorable “Star meets little prince” postcard with your gorgeous handwriting! Your penmanship is soooo nice & even - how do you do it?!??!? It’s art!!! I also love the “Bear Mail” stamp you used. Adorable. And what a huge heart you have, sacrificing your alien love for all your loved ones! Wishing you a spring full of limitless (human haha) love!!
u/RitaAlbertson Thank you for the adorable handmade zebra-themed birthday card & your kind wishes!! Soooo cute! I appreciate you thinking of me on my big day. :) Wishing you a fabulous spring!
u/championvilla Thank you so much for the cool Carlsbad Caverns National Park postcard in honor of my birthday! Love the Alice in Wonderland rabbit sticker you used for the birthday proclamation - so clever & cute! I really appreciate you thinking of me on my birthday - thanks again!!! =) Wishing you a super spring!
u/RideThatBridge Thank you for the adorable vintage Easter postcard! And OMG this joke is AWESOME!!! “What do you call a Zen egg? An OMMMMMMM LET.” Hahahaha!!! Thank you for the sweet card & the awesome laugh!!! I also love the bunny-themed washi in fun colors & the bunny sticker you used. Hope you’re having a syrupy sweet spring, sweet friend (so many more thank-yous due, sweetcakes - posted about my drama in meta).
u/melhen16 Thank you for the pretty pastel Earth Day postcard with your kind wishes & the fun stickers!
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