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⚾ Dodgers vs. Nationals ⚾

First Pitch: Wednesday, May 31, 2023 1:10 PM Dodger Stadium in Los Angeles, California

Starters

Team	Starting Pitcher	IP	K/9	BB/9	H9	ERA
WSH	LHP Patrick Corbin	62.2	5.74	2.01	1.29	4.88
LAD	RHP Noah Syndergaard	47.1	6.27	1.33	1.33	6.27

Team Offense

Team	G	AVG	OBP	SLG	OPS	AB/HR	G
WSH	55	.263	.328	.383	.711	48.15	4.18
LAD	56	.241	.329	.457	.786	20.19	5.59

Top Performers

Nationals	Pos	OPS	Rank	OPS	Pos	Dodgers
Lane Thomas	RF	.815	1	1.005	1B	Freddie Freeman
Jeimer Candelario	3B	.769	2	.873	3B	Max Muncy
Joey Meneses	DH	.714	3	.845	RF	Mookie Betts

On this day in 2021...

Cardinals @ Dodgers, STL 3 LAD 2, bot 6, 1 out, Will Smith facing Genesis Cabrera... Will Smith walks. Max Muncy scores. Justin Turner to 3rd. Cody Bellinger to 2nd. VIDEO
Win Probability Added: 15.2

MLB Upcoming Dates

• End of the 1st Half - Sun 09 July 2023
  
• All Star Game - Tue 11 July 2023
  
• Start of the 2nd Half - Fri 14 July 2023
  

Questions of the Day

1. What’s something commonly done that gets progressively weirder the more you think about it?
   
2. What do you think of homeschooling?
   
3. The world has become infested with rabid dogs with the intelligence of a 5-year-old, where do you hole up to survive the “a-pup-calypse”?
   

Have a great day, Dodgers.

Hola, yo tengo un entrenador personal y les comparto una rutina que el me hizo alguna vez que me ayudó mucho en crecimiento muscular pero como todo hay que recordar que cada cuerpo es diferente y también es muy importante el descanso y la alimentación, yo no trabajo push, pull legs, yo trabajo como dia 1, espalda pecho, dia 2, brazo hombro, día 3 pierna, pero se las pongo así para que por si la quieren hacer, la distribuyan como gusten.
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PECHO
(repeticiones subiendo peso en cada serie y bajando repeticiones, 15-12-10-8)
(triserie) Press inclinado /press horizontal con mancuerna / Lagartijas
(biserie) Press inclinado / cristo inclinado
(biserie) Press horizontal barra / Crossover
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HOMBRO
Press de hombro 20-18-15-12-10
Press de mancuerna 4 series de 10 reps
(Triserie) Fly de hombro / Laterales Parado / Elevaciones Frontales con mancuerna (todas 4 de 10 reps)
(Triserie) Frontal disco / encogimiento al pecho con mancuerna / remo al mentón con barra (4 de 10)
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TRICEPS
Press frances EZ bar / press california EZ bar
Jalón polea alta / press francés con barra en polea
jalón cuerda en polea alta / jalón polea alta supino
Fondos (Opcional)
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ESPALDA
Remo prono
hacer 20 repeticiones con un peso menor con el que se trabaja normalmente y descansar 1 minuto
hacer una serie hasta llegar al fallo muscular y descansar 20 segundos
hacer 4 series de 10 repeticiones descansando 10 segundos entre serie, en total 6 series
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(Triserie) Remo mancuerna / Jalon frontal / remo sentado (4 de 10)
(triserie) Remo sentado con agarre amplio / jalon con polea con agarre cerrado ( 4 de 10)
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BICEPS
Curl EZ Barra (4 de 10) / Curl isométrico 7 repeticiones de un brazo, 7 del otro brazo y 7 los dos brazos, mas o menos como este video.
curl alternado prono / Curl alternado / martillo (4 de 10)
Curl banco scott / curl polea baja ( 4 de 10)
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PIERNA
Sentadilla Hack / Desplantes con barra hacia atrás (4 de 10)
Sentadilla Smith / sentadilla con mancuerna / extensión de cuadriceps
Press de pierna / curl isquiotibiales
Pantorrilla

A while ago I created an ultimate chronological list of everything that Mark, Tom and Travis created, it is a lot of stuff but with some help from you guys, I was able to extend it so this is almost 100% complete now therefore I am posting this one more time.
The new fans are still discovering this great band and every once a while I see them asking about this here and I am also sure there will be more people coming when the new album/single drops.
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Music/Audio

blink-182 Demos

1. Flyswatter (demo)
2. 21 Days (demo)
3. Buddha (demo)
4. Enema Of The State DEMO (demo)

blink-182 EPs

1. Short Bus (EP)
2. They Came To Conquer Uranus (EP)
3. Dogs Eating Dogs (EP)

blink-182 Albums

1. Cheshire Cat (Album)
2. Dude Ranch (Album)
3. Buddha (Album)
4. Enema Of The State (Album)
5. Take Off Your Pants and Jacket + Bonus songs that aren't on Spotify (Album)
6. Untitled (Album)
7. Neighborhoods Deluxe (Album)
8. California (Album with Matt Skiba)
9. NINE (Album with Matt Skiba)
10. 2023 Album (October 2023)

blink-182 Live Albums

1. The Mark, Tom & Travis Show (Live Album)

blink-182 Singles and Covers

1. Dancing With Myself (cover)
2. I Won't Be Home For Christmas
3. Good Times (cover)
4. Dead Man's Curve (TV song)
5. Life's So Boring (see Demos - Enema of The State demo)
6. A Letters To Elise & Boys Don't Cry (The Cure Covers)
7. Hope (Descendents cover)
8. Not Now & Another Girl Another Planet (Bonus songs from the Greatest Hits)
9. Out Of My Head (NINE Bonus Song)
10. Not Another Christmas Song
11. Quarantine
12. Falling (unreleased song)
13. Edging (New Era Single)
14. More Than You'll Ever Know (June 2. 2023?)

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Box Car Racer - Tom's project with Travis

1. Box Car Racer - Box Car Racer (Album)
2. BCR Non Released -Dance With Me, Mandy (Cover)

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(+44) - Mark's and Travis' project

1. +44 - When Your Heart Stops Beating (Album)
2. +44 Covers - I Am One, Christmas Vacation and Guten Tag

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Transplants - Travis' project

1. Transplants - Transplants (Album)
2. Transplants - Haunted Cities (Album)
3. Transplants - In A War Zone (Album)
4. Transplants - Take Cover (EP)

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Angel & Airwaves - Tom's Project

1. Angels & Airwaves - We Don't Need to Whisper (Album)
2. Angels & Airwaves - I-Empire (Album)
3. Angels & Airwaves - LOVE I & II (Double Album)
4. Angels & Airwaves - LOVE Movie OST
5. Angels & Airwaves - Stomping The Phantom's Brake Pedal (EP)
6. Angels & Airwaves - Dream Walker (Album)
7. Angels & Airwaves - Dream Walker Demos (Demo Album)
8. Angels & Airwaves - Of Nightmares (EP)
9. Angels & Airwaves - Chasing Shadows (EP)
10. Angels & Airwaves - We Don't Need To Whisper Acoustic (EP)
11. Angels & Airwaves - Lifeforms (Album)

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Simple Creatures - Mark's Project

1. Simple Creatures - Strange Love (EP)
2. Simple Creatures - Everything Opposite (EP)

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Tom DeLonge

1. Say Anything - Nibble Nibble (Song)
2. Tom DeLonge - Odds & Ends (Album)
3. Ilenium - Paper Thin (Song)
4. Tom DeLonge - All That's Left Is Love (Song)

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Travis Barker

1. Travis Barker - Give The Drummer Some
2. Aquabats - The Fury Of The Aquabats
3. TRV$DJAM - Fix Your Face & Fix Your Face Vol. 2
4. 6 Feet Underground
5. Saturday Night
6. Just Chill
7. Let's Go
8. Misfits
9. Mod Sun - Down
10. Mod Sun - Never Quit
11. Machine Gun Kelly featurings
12. Avril Lavigne - Alone
13. Avril Lavigne - Bite Me
14. Avril Lavigne - Bois Lie
15. Run The Jewels - Forever
16. All Other Travis Barker's Collabs & Featurings

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Mark Hoppus

1. Ataris - That Special Girl
2. Simple Plan - I'd Do Anything
3. Box Car Racer - Elevator
4. New Found Glory - Something I Call Personality
5. MxPx - Empire
6. MxPx - Wrecking Hotel Rooms
7. Fenix TX - Saved by the Bell Cover
8. Motion City Soundtrack - Hangman
9. Renee Renee - Paper Doll
10. Vanilla Sky - Nightmare
11. Mark Hoppus & Pete Wentz - In Transit (Alice In Wonderland OST)
12. Mark Hoppus & Richard Gibbs - Until The Stars Fall
13. Angels & Airwaves - Hallucinations Remix
14. Forget The Pacific - Sweet 16
15. City Coma Sate - You Crush My Heart
16. Tonight Alive - Thank you and Goodnight
17. McBusted - I Hate Your Guts
18. New Found Glory - Ready And Willing II
19. Mark Hoppus & Travis Barker - Ameoba
20. Mark Hoppus & Owl City - Dementia
21. Neck Deep - December
22. Goldfinder - See Your Around
23. Mark Hoppus - Not Every Dog Goes To Heaven
24. Amy Shark - Psycho
25. State Champs - Time Machine
26. McFly - Growing Up
27. The Used - The Lighthouse
28. Super Whatevr - Carhartts & Converse
29. Arrested Youth - Find My Own Way
30. Ricky Himself - Parasocial
31. A Day To Remember - Re-Entry
32. Avril Lavigne - All I Wanted
33. Beauty School Dropout - Almost Famous
34. Smrtdeath - Adding Up
35. Mark Hoppus Other Collabs & Featurings

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All other stuff - remixes, features, covers, tributes

1. Unwritten Law - Lonesome (cameo)
2. AvA - What A Wonderful World (L.Armstrong cover)
3. Steve Aoki - Why Are We So Broken
4. Goody Grace - Scumbag
5. The Chainsmokers - P.S. I Hope You're Happy
6. Blink182 and Mumford & Sons - Brohemian Rhapsody
7. Oliver Tree - Let Me Down
8. XXXTentacion - It's All Fading to Black
9. Lil Peep – ​the song they played
10. Powfu and Beabadoobee - Death Bed (Bonus Remix)

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Video - DVDs & Documentaries

blink-182

1. Good Times
2. Josie B Roll Footage
3. Urethra Chronicles I
4. Enema Of The State Bonus Video
5. Urethra Chronicles II
6. Road Home
7. Riding in Vans With Boys
8. MTV Diaries Pop Disaster Tour
9. Cheetah TOYPAJ Era
10. Untitled MTV Launch + Cheetah Videos
11. On The Road With Blink-182
12. 2004 Unreleased Documentary
13. Blinkumentary)
14. New Cheetah Videos

Box Car Racer

1. Box Car Racer Doc

Tom DeLonge

1. Buzzworthy Interview
2. Pursuit of Tone - Tom DeLonge
3. Ernie Ball - String Theory

Travis Barker

1. Meet The Barkers
2. Til Death Do Us Part

Angels & Airwaves

1. Start The Machine (making of We Don't Need to Whisper)
2. Love The Movie
3. Poet Anderson Short Animated
4. Making Of Dream Walker

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Music Videos

blink-182

1. M&M's
2. M&M's Alternative Version
3. Dammit
4. Josie
5. Josie Alternative Version
6. What's My Age Again?
7. All The Small Things
8. Adam's Song
9. Man Overboard
10. The Rock Show
11. Anthem Part Two Live
12. First Date
13. Stay Together For The Kids
14. Stay Together For The Kids Alternative Version
15. Feeling This
16. I Miss You
17. Down
18. Always
19. Stockholm Syndrome
20. Violence
21. Not Now
22. Up All Night
23. Heart's All Gone
24. Wishing Well
25. After Midnight
26. Bored To Death
27. She's Out Of Her Mind
28. Home Is Such A Lonely Place
29. Generational Divide
30. Darkside
31. Not Another Christmas Song
32. Happy Days
33. Quarantine
34. Edging

Box Car Racer

1. I Feel So
2. There Is

(+44)

1. When Your Heart Stops Beating
2. Chapter 13
3. 155

Angels & Airwaves

1. The Adventure
2. The Adventure Short Film
3. It Hurts Short Film
4. Do It For Me Now
5. The War Short Film
6. The Gift Short Film
7. Everything's Magic
8. Everything's Magic Alternative
9. Secret Crowds
10. Breathe
11. Hallucinations
12. Anxiety
13. Surrender
14. Surrender Remix
15. Soul Survivor from LOVE
16. Clever Love from LOVE
17. Epic Holiday from LOVE
18. Hallucinations from LOVE
19. Diary
20. The Wolfpack
21. Tunnels
22. Rebel Girl
23. Kiss & Tell
24. All That's Left Is Love
25. Paper Thin
26. Euphoria
27. Losing My Mind
28. Spellbound

Simple Creatures

1. One Little Lie
2. Thanks, I Hate It
3. Special
4. Adrenaline
5. Strange Love
6. Drug

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Promotional Videos and Other stuff

1. 1998 Commercial
2. Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Promotional Video
3. Reunion 2009 Promo
4. 2011 Tour Promotion
5. HTC Status Commercial
6. Dogs Eating Dogs Promo
7. blink-182 are coming!
8. LOTS of other videos and audios can be find here Blink182Media3 and MLG182 and Blink182Italia!

Solo quiero contar esto por que no se si lo soñe o fue real.
Eran las 3:00pm,mi madre me aviso que saldria con mi padre a una reunion familiar y mi hermano no estaria en casa,yo estaria junto con mi abuelita en casa.
Me dijo que regresarian a las 9 de la noche pero no llegaron,supuse que talves la reunion no termino, mi abuelita estaba molesta porque no llegaron y se fue a dormir.
Yo estaba en la sala viendo television hasta que dieron las 1 de la mañana y me fue a mi cuarto,maneje un rato más mi celular y me quede dormido.
Me desperte porque oi ruidos en el cuarto de mis padres,pense que ya habian llegado, me fije la hora y eran las 3:00am,apague el cel y cerre mis ojos,en eso escucho que alguien abria la puerta de mi cuarto,crei que era mi madre o mi padre,yo solo permaneci con mis ojos cerrados,escuche pasos que se acercaban a mi y empeze a sentir miedo, no se porque.
Senti la mirada fija pero no me atrevi a abrir mis ojos,senti como una mano me tocaba la cara y ps la mano se sentia fría y algo aspera,lo que me dio más miedo fue cuando me dijo:que descanses bien cariño,no distingui la voz de cual de mis padres era, supuse que era por que recien desperte. Luego de eso levanto la mano y salio de mi cuarto,no abri mis ojos para nada.
A la mañana siguiente me desperte y todo estaba normal,fue al cuarto de mis padres y no estaban,su cama seguia tendida y la de mi hermano igual,pense que salieron temprano, mi abuelita aun seguia enojada porque no llegaro supuse que no los escuho llegar.
Eran las 10:00 am,mi cel sono y era mi hermano,senti escalosfrios cuando me dijo: nos quedamos en la casa de mis tios, porque tomaron le dices la abuelita que llegamos a medio dia,y colgo en ese monento en ese momento supe que no era ninguno de mis padres quien entro al cuarto y que no habian estado en casa.
Asi que me pregunto si lo que paso en esa madrugada fue un sueño o fue real.
(Disculpen mis faltas de ortografia)

hola charruas,
Saben de alguien que busque laburo, sepa inglés y tenga buen uso de herramientas IT?
Les dejo detalles de la posicion abajo:
Representante de soporte de ventas.

• Horario de la tarde, 14 a 22, Lunes a viernes.
• Trabajo hibrido, 3 dias presenciales a la semana, oficinas en WTC Freezone
• Sueldo : $39980 nominal + $4789 en tickets de alimentacion (aumenta hasta un 10% luego de los 3 meses)

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Requisitos excluyentes:

• Buen nivel de ingles - minimo FCE
• Manejo de paquete office
• Disponibilidad de ingreso inmediato

Valorable: Experiencia en el rubro, soporte, atencion al cliente, etc
Al que le interese que me mande su CV al privado
Gracias!

Hey Sportsfans — it's time for Week 9 of baseball Power Rankings: It may be Tuesday, but still thought about how much we dislike your favorite team 8 Days a Week. Also pool side blackjack is now my favorite part of Las Vegas. John Fisher, please ignore.
Every voter has their own style / system and the only voting instructions are these:

"To an extent determined individually, you must take into account how strong a team is right now and likely to be going forward. You must, to some degree, give weight to the events and games of the previous week."

TRANSPARENCY: This link will show you who voted each team where and has added neat statistics!
New Voter Chance: Are you a fan of the Dodgers? Why? We have a new voter oppening. Please check this comment for details.
If something is a little messed up, feel free to pester me let me know.
Total Votes: 28 of 29. So close.

#		Team	Δ	Comment	Record
1		Rays	0	Everyone's favorite myliobatiformes played another good week of baseball with the return of Tyler Glasnow. The Rays took an exciting series against the Dodgers after recharging during a weird mid-series rest day against the Blue Jays. Wander Franco is making his case to be starting SS in the All-Star Game, just make sure you don't accidentally vote for one of his brothers. It's still super weird to watch the offense carry while the bullpen struggles, but with guys coming back it should be f--, wait, Fairbanks is hurt again.	39-17
2		Rangers	+1	Series wins against both the Pirates and Orioles the last week has the club holding the 3rd best overall record in the majors. Go Stars. We're still having fun.	34-19
3		Braves	-1	3-4 last week and we started this week off with a loss against the Oakland "Triple A's" which is not good Bob. On the VERY brightside, we saw Soroka pitch from an MLB mound for the first time in almost 3 years. He pitched well and we need him to perform as we are absolutely depleted by injuries. Riley is starting to come to life. We hold a 4 game lead on the scond place MARLINS. Our division doesn't want to take advantage of our recent struggles, that's fine by me.	32-22
4		Dodgers	+1		33-22
5		Orioles	-1	A few weeks ago, I said if the Orioles can go at least .500 in May then they are for real. They wrapped up a winning month yesterday and have three games to go. They continue to play well, even though they lost the series against the Rangers, and seem to play better away from Camden Yards. They did, however, send Grayson Rodriguez down this week to AAA. He just has some stuff to figure out. He was getting crushed in his past few starts, and it was the right move to make. This solidifies the fact they need a frontline starter if they are going to make a serious push to get to and make noise in the post-season.	34-20
6		Astros	0	Jose Abreu finally hit a home run. All is right with the world. Unless the world's name is Lance McCullers Jr., who had another discomforting setback and we have no idea when we will see him this year. I still blame his hair. Anyway, our other Jose hit a grand slam at MMP this weekend. Where have we heard that before?	31-22
7		Yankees	0	It certainly would’ve been nice to take 2/3 from Baltimore, but it’s very hard to be mad at the Yankees’ month of May. Since May 1, the Yankees are 18-9, a huge turnaround from a .500 April. As we enter the dog days of summer, the top of the AL East is tightening up, but the Yankees don’t face either of the teams ahead of them again until July. The Yankees have to keep playing at this pace, and a Stanton (and maybe Rodon??) return could seriously help that.	33-23
8		D-Backs	+1	The Diamondbacks had a decent week, barely missing out on a sweep of the Phillies before dropping a series to the Red Sox. The offense gets on base but has been allergic to driving in RISP, and the starting rotation continues to be a merry-go-round, as none of the rookie pitchers on the team seem to be able to string together several good starts in a row without getting blown up once or twice.	31-23
9		Blue Jays	+1	The Jays' first series win since May 14th pulled us out of a bad-vibes tailspin the likes of which this fanbase hasn't seen since, well, the last time everybody freaked out over a losing streak. The usual suspects' continued confounding slow starts (Manoah, Kirk, Varsho, etc) have dropped us 10 games back from TB, last place in the best division in baseball. And YET, hope springs. Berrios (3 or fewer ER in 8 of his last 9 starts) finally appears to be pitching to the level expected of him when he was signed, and is pumping out quality starts along with Gausman and Bassitt. Kikuchi has slipped as Kikuchi does but has been very solid for a #5. We don't have the depth to send Manoah down for some needed alone time, but he's pushing it. Vladdy has been scuffling, Springer is heating up, and Bichette is an MVP candidate. With a little bit of lucky regression to the mean with abysmal RISP numbers, this team is just a few turns away from being very good. As long as we don't have to play too many games vs AL East teams. That should be fine.	28-26
10		Twins	-2		28-26
11		Mariners	+4	Just what the doctor ordered - 6-1 in the homestand so far. Some momentum is just what this team needs before two big series with teams they're chasing for playoff spots. If the M's can handle business over the next week, they'll be right back in the thick of it. Bryce Miller, do your thing. Up next: 3 vs. Damn Yankees, 3 @ Globe Life ParkFieldStadiumGardensArenaDomewhatever they're calling it these days	28-26
12		Red Sox	-1	Scoring four runs total while getting swept by the Angels isn't a great look. This team is in many ways aggresively mediocre, always making sure that every win streak is followed up by an equally painful gut-punch. This is mainly due to the reliance on the offense to carry us to victory (2-17 when scoring <=3 runs), when the bats get cold, you're safe to turn off the game. Whitlock returning from injury and Bello/Sale both stepping up their game in May (2.74/2.42 ERA respectively) are good steps towards this team becoming Actually Good™ though. We'll see what June brings us...	28-25
13		Brewers	-1	Taking two of three from the Astros was nice. Barely avoiding a sweep from the Giants was not so sweet. Milwaukee has some issues with hitting in "close" situations. The Brewers either lose after having multiple opportunities to tie it up, or get absolutely blown out.	28-25
14		Angels	0	Did I travel out of state and all the way to Anaheim just to watch the team get swept by the Marlins? Perhaps. Was that objectively worse than what the Reds voter is going through? It's impossible to say.	29-26
15		Mets	-2	The Mets, who I proclaimed to be "good at baseball" last week, ended up dropping 2 of 3 against the Cubs and doing the same against the Rockies. I just don't know what to believe anymore. The only thing I know for sure is that Francisco Alvarez has got that fucking dawg in him, he's GOATed, he's him, he's on fleek, he's poggers, he's a proper legend, he's got an .885 OPS, he's a top bloke, he's got swag, he's fresh, he's Gen Z Mike Piazza, he's lit, he's making me feel old because he was born after 9/11, he's Francisco Alvarez.	27-27
16		Gigantes	+4	The Giants won yesterday, but strictly talking about last week, they went 5- 2 on an extremely acceptable road trip without any off days. Defeating two competent teams like the Twins and Brewers should feel good. On both losses, they gave up 7 runs, on every win they gave up 3, 1, or 0 runs. So, they threw two games out of 7 – that’s allowed. In the bad news department, Joc, Joey, and Thairo all not expected back until June 6th. I think we’re okay with more Bailey Patrick and this also means another look at unpredictable slugger David Villar. Slater continues covering for Joc. Let’s look a the numbers: 13th in MLB in Run Diff (+6 spots), 12th in RS / G (+6), 15th in RA / G (+2), 23rd in Bullpen ERA (+5). All of that is good and especially the bullpen is promising recently. The Giants continue at home vs the Pirates and wrap the homestand with 3 against our orange and black brothers in Baltimore.	28-26
17		Pirates	-1	Would I have been happy to learn on Opening Day that the Pirates would be around .500 at the end of May? Yes. But if you told me they got there after starting 20-8 I would be pretty disappointed. Here's hoping the pendulum swings the other way in June.	26-27
18		Marlins	+3	Yet another appearance of sweepy, the meme that was promised. After a rough series against the rox, we sweep the angels to settle into the third NL wild card spot. Our starting pitching is coming along after a bumpy start to several of our starters. Eury perez is gonna be a stud, just wanna remind yall. Also, shout out to Jorge Soler, who has been crushing baseballs the last week and change. In other miami sports related news, boston is the first city ever to lose two game 7s at home in both the NHL and NBA playoffs in the same year. Go Heat and go Panthers!	28-26
19		Phillies	-2	After losing 2 to the Diamondbacks and going down 5-0 in the 3rd game, the Phillies season looked as bleak as it could in late May while only being 4 games under .500. However, the team rallied and Trea Turner tied it in the 9th before going onto win it in 10. Then, they went down to Atlanta and split a 4 game series. It could've gone far worse. The Phillies most pressing need is now seemingly a 5th starter who isn't a guaranteed loss, as this week they trotted out Dylan Covey, who hadn't started a game since 2019. He got 2 outs and gave up 7 runs. He took the spot of Bailey Falter who, after a surprisingly productive 2022, started the season 0-7. Falter is the far better option, but Dave Dombrowski will likely be looking to upgrade until Andrew Painter can finally return. This week, the NL East road trip continues with their first 3 games against the Mets and 3 in Washington. Here's hoping June Schwarber shows up again this year.	25-28
20		Padres	-1	My Dad tells me it’s ok that the Dad’s lost 2 / 3 to NY; the Dodgers lost 2 / 3 to the Rays! The Pads aren’t in the same stratosphere as the Dodgers right now, though. 5 games under .500, 10th in the NL standings, 3 games out of the last wildcard slot. Of course there’s quite a bit of time to change it, there’s plenty of time to go on a run, or a slow and steady good month to gain ground. With every day that passes however, that goal becomes a bit harder to reach; I don’t think Pads fans were hoping for a wildcard spot by the end of this season, but that’s the position the team has to get to before even thinking of catching LA. The Padres are 4th in the NL West, and only a half game out of last.	24-29
21		Cardinals	-3	2-2 @ CIN; 1-2 @ CLE; 0-1 v KCR; another struggle week for the Cards. The fandom's been a bit kneejerk because of two good weeks before this. Their mistake. I'll say it a third time, the Cards playing at or beyond their expected level doesn't change the rotten FO. Yeah Marmol's pretty close to being fired, that's not a fix when the problem is John Mozeliak.	24-32
22		Tigers	+2	The most fun part of this past week has been watching the resurgence of Akil Baddoo. His energy is infectious and adds an exciting dimension to the lineup. As we head into the last few days of May, Baddoo has sported a .302/.405/.508 slash and a 155 wRC+ this month. Although he's still been hitting mostly in the 6 hole, if this keeps up he might find himself much higher in the order real soon. This week: 2 more vs. TEX and 3 at CWS.	25-27
23		Guardians	0	The Guardians won a series this week. I would like to see them win some games by more than one run, but it's clear this season, we have to take what we get.	24-29
24		Cubs	-2	Another terrible week for the Cubs, as a promising series win against the Mets was followed up by an embarrassing sweep against the Reds. The starting rotation was terrible, and the bullpen was somehow worse. Fans have had enough of David Ross, and Jed Hoyer is starting to come under pressure. Barring a dramatic turnaround, the Cubs will be sellers for the 3rd trade deadline in a row	23-30
25		Reds	+1	Okay guys, I’m here to be calm this week. I have been told by my wife’s attorney, Tom, that they are “aware” of my online activity regarding our impending divorce, so today let’s have a nice, calm, relaxing, perfectly fine, good old fashioned talk about Reds baseball. The Reds are just sorta middling. They’re not great but they’re not horrible. Unlike my marriage. Our starting pitching has resgressed, just like my marriage, and it’s very unfortunate to see, because our bullpen has been quite reliable unlike my wife. We still can’t hit home runs for some reason, but overall unlike my marriage the Reds on the upturn. There, are you happy Tom? I didn’t mention all the crap that’s been going on lately. I didn’t mention how I had to leave the Motel 6 I was at because I found a used needle in the bathroom, and by the way Tom, I know that you’re trying to use that as evidence that I can’t take care of my kids. I don’t even know who’s needle it was, it was like wedged behind the toilet. Believe me, I only found it because I dropped my phone while using the toilet. It wasn’t even visible, I had to like get on my hands and knees and crawl behind the toilet to grab my phone. So it puts the image in my head of some heroin addict or whatever sitting behind a toilet at a Motel 6 trying to get high, which honestly that just seems like an even worse situation than the one i’m in. Do I think it’s a coincidence that the day after I left the Motel 6 because of this, you’re requesting a drug test from me before I can see my kids? Huh Tom? How did you know about this incident Tom? The only people that know are the Motel 6 staff I notified, I don’t think any police showed up, so either you questioned them like i’m some criminal, or you’re following me. I know you’re reading this Tom, you’ve made several references to my posts on the baseball power rankings insinuating it’s me writing them, and yeah Tom you’re right it is me, can everybody in the comments give praise to Tom for being a regular Sherlock Holmes? Yeah everybody come on, Congratulations Tom! You’re the man! I’m gonna let you go home and fuck my sister, oh wait Tom I forgot, YOU ALREADY ARE. When you get home tonight tell Caitlin her brother says hi. Alright, I think I got that out of my system. Anyway, I think once more of our prospects are called up, probably around June or July, we may get hot and finish more closely to .500 than initially thought, and if this division stays like it is, and those prospects can deliver on their promise, it's entirely possible we could be in contention for the division. But a lot of this is gonna depend on if our Starting Rotation can get things back under control. Also we swept the Cubs so lol.	24-29
26		Nationals	-1	Week after week, I expect this Nats team to take a nose dive. I expect them to crumble and slip into a double-digit losing streak but it just isn't happening. They lead the NL in batting average (.267), are third in OBP (.330) and have the lowest strikeout rate in MLB. They still have their own troubles, but this team is alive (4 games out of a WC spot)	23-31
27		Rockies	+1	I don't have time to write a real blurb this week so you don't have to print this. Actually, you probably don't read these, I'm not sure anyone really reads them anyways besides the Reds guy's life breaking down, and this will probably get printed regardless.	24-31
28		White Sox	-1	Liam is back. I can't overstate how great that is to hear. He is one of the best people in the game and it's nothing short of amazing for him to be pitching in May. If you missed it, it was recently revealed that he had stage 4 lymphoma, not an early stage. He started treatment just over 3 months ago! Nothing on the field matters for this team, but at least there's that silver lining.	22-34
29		Royals	0	As of the time that this blurb is being written (Monday at 11:39 AM), only two teams in the majors have a record below .400. Yup, the Royals are there with the A's. I suppose the positive is that the team figured out that they can get rid of useless players in Hunter Dozier, but they still have a lot more work to do.	17-38
30		Atléticos	0	The A's have given up 10+ runs in a game 7 more times than they've won. It's a mix of bad roster building (the bullpen), under-preforming vets (Ramon Laureano 74 wRC+, Tony Kemp 38 wRC+), injuries (Seth Brown and Paul Blackburn are just now returning), and no fans in the stands since 2019. It's soul crushing to watch and the national media's constant condecention toward this particular poor team and it is even more annoying this year.	11-45

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So I had a trip planned to Miami to celebrate one of my college friend's bachelor party that my boyfriend knew about this past weekend. He asked when was I leaving and I told him last Wednesday. He ended up booking a trip to "California" on the same day and we were to get back on the same day, which was this past Sunday. He has a residence in California and Texas, so he has clothes, shoes, everything he needs already there. So red flag #1 for me was when I saw him pack a huge suitcase. I looked and wondered why would he do that, but didn't think anything of it. He was also talking to himself as he was packing saying that he was going to take some shorts to Cali (probably doing this to cover himself on why he's packing heavy; he NEVER packs heavy for trips to Cali). He landed about 10 hours before I did. I video called him once he landed and I could see he was at the airport. So I ask him was he going to have a friend pick him up or a Lyft. He said he was going to have his homeboy pick him up. I was like alright. After I landed in Miami that night, I let him know I made it. I tried to video call him on Google Meet (I'm an iPhone user and he's an Android user) he did not answer and it was about 12...1am in the morning, meaning it would've been 9...10pm Cali time. I receive a notification about 30 mins after I called him from Google Meet stating if I wanted to call him back again. Now in the past, he has told me that when you receive that notification, that means that you looked at the missed call. So at this point, I'm like he saw me call. Moving along, he calls me back around 3...4am, which is about 3 hours behind for Cali. He says I'm lucky he had to get up to pee while he was sleep (he did not video call me back, he called regular) and we talked for a few. I knew something was off that first night. So over the next few days, things didn't seem or feel right. I would call. He wouldn't answer, he'd call me back a few hours later or act like he never got my call. He would text, instead of calling me back. Every time he would video call, it was either in a bathroom, which didn't look like his bathroom in Cali or outside. Which outside didn't even seem right because he has a townhome. If he was sitting in the front of the townhome like he said he was, I would've been able to see it from the back, but I could see nothing. It was pitch black...and it was 9pm EST my time and 6PM his time, meaning it was still sunny in Cali! And earlier this day, he sent me screenshots of his phone screen trying to show me that he was having issues calling me. I looked at his time and it was only an hour behind me, meaning he had to have been somewhere in CST. I asked him about it and he had nerve to say that his phone was acting up and it didn't update when he landed in Cali. (LIE) I mentioned about it being pitch black at 6pm in Cali and he had nerve to say that it gets dark around that time. I knew that was a lie because I've been to Cali several times and it was always still light out and I also texted my friend that lives in Cali and he also confirmed it was still sunny. So I mentioned all of this to him and he had nerve to try and get mad at me for accusing him of lying, knowing darn well he was lying. He lied about him riding his bike (he has a motorcycle, car, and truck out in Cali) to some lounge he went to in Hollywood. He stayed out late, called me the next morning and was like let me get a little bit more sleep and I'll call you back when I wake up. He called back an hour later and said he was at a restaurant in Hollywood. He gave me the name of it, I googled it. Now he lives in Anaheim...that's an hour drive. So you mean to tell me he went back to sleep and was able to get up, get ready to drive back out to Hollywood to go to a restaurant? I knew that was a lie. He called me while he was at the restaurant and was sounding so happy and cheery. He said he'd call me back. I knew something was up so I called him back like 10 minutes later just to see if he would answer because why wouldn't you if you're at a restaurant by yourself. Do ya'll know he didn't answer the first time, so I called back a second time he answered and his tone was so different and he was talking so slow and short. That let me know that he was with someone because why were you so happy a second ago before you got to your table? Some other stuff happened, but fast forward to Sunday. I asked him what airport he was flying out of and he said LAX and he was flying with Frontier (LAX doesn't even have Frontier). He also gave me the time he was leaving which was 3:42pm. Now we both were supposed to land at 6...7pm in Texas. If he's leaving LA at 3:42pm, that's a 3 hour flight, then you have to add 2 more hours because of the time change. I looked up all flights that would be landing in Texas and none from Cali, but San Diego was on there. And one from Cancun. I found all of his flight information. So we both land in Texas. He ended up still being on the plane and he had nerve to say that he had to go through customs. I asked why, he said he didn't know, they're doing some weird inspection. I could not believe my eyes at all of the lies I was reading. So I confront him about it once he comes out of the International Arrival section at the airport and he has nothing to say. He proceeds to give me some bs story about how no one was supposed to know he was there and he was there on business for his family...blah blah. We don't follow each other on social media, but I could see that he posted all weekend long on Snapchat. So if people weren't supposed to know you were there, why are there posts at all? He sent me 2 videos of him at a lounge and I was able to figure out in 5 minutes what bar it was! I also found his resort receipt and it had that 2 guests were staying there. He also did a boat tour and took a picture. I asked about the 2 guests and he was like it always say 2 guests when you book somewhere, man please. I have always changed mine to 1 when I book online. And most times we were on the phone during the trip, it seemed as if he would always have to go outside or be in the bathroom. I also asked him to see his snaps, but he wouldn't show me anything, which shows that clearly there will be incriminating evidence on there.
TL; DR I've never been lied to like this before. I won't say this is his first time where his story doesn't add up, but he went out of his way to lie to me for almost a week. And then get mad at me for calling him out. I'm extremely hurt and believe its time I move on. I can't trust him at all. If he lied about this, what else has he done and what else will he lie about in the future.

Buen dia, soy un viajero chino, ando cruzando Mexico por aventon al norte, mi destino es California. En unos dias viajare por SLP y quisiera tener experiencias con gente local. Pido un sillon o el piso para dormir. Podriamos intercambiar culturas, gastronomia, historias... Alguien me podria ayudar? Te puedo preparar comida china (bueno, si los ingredientes permiten :P) Bonito dia!
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Hope you enjoyed your long weekend and were able to catch up with friends and family.
Back to the grindstone today, thankfully we have some baseball to enjoy this evening after a hard day's work. Today we have 15 games on the schedule.
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Here is a breakdown of each game, including the start time and the television channel broadcasting the game:
6.40pm ET - Texas Rangers v Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park, Detroit, Michigan. This game is being broadcast on BSSW and BSDET.
6.40pm ET - San Diego Padres v Miami Marlins at LoanDepot Park, Miami, Florida. This game is being broadcast on BSSD and BSFL.
7.05pm ET - Cleveland Guardians v Baltimore Orioles at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland. This game is being broadcast on BSGL and MASN.
7.07pm ET - Milwaukee Brewers v Toronto Blue Jays at Rogers Centre, Toronto, Ontario. This game is being broadcast on BSWI and SNET.
7.10pm ET - Cincinatti Reds v Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park, Boston, Massachusetts. This game is being broadcast on BSOH and NESN.
7.10pm ET - Philadelphia Phillies v New York Mets at Citi Field, Flushing, New York. This game is being broadcast on NBCSP, SNY and TBS.
7.45pm ET - Kansas City Royals v St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium, St. Louis, Missouri. This game is being broadcast on BSKC and BSMW.
8.05pm ET - Tampa Bay Rays v Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSSUN and MARQ.
8.10pm ET - Minnesota Twins v Houston Astros at Minute Maid Park, Houston, Texas. This game is being broadcast on BSNO and ATTH.
8.10pm ET - Los Angeles Angels v Chicago White Sox at Guaranteed Rate Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSW and NBCSCH.
9.40pm ET - Colorado Rockies v Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona. This game is being broadcast on ATTR and BSAZ.
9.40pm ET - Atlanta Braves v Oakland Athletics at Oakland Coliseum, Oakland, California. This game is being broadcast on BSSO and NBCSCA.
9.40pm ET - New York Yankees v Seattle Mariners at T-Mobile Park, Seattle, Washington. This game is being broadcast on YES, RSNW and MLBN.
9.45pm ET - Pittsburgh Pirates v San Francisco Giants at Oracle Park, San Francisco, California. This game is being broadcast on ATTP, NBCSBA and MLBN.
10.10pm ET - Washington Nationals v Los Angeles Angels at Angel Stadium, Anaheim, California. This game is being broadcast on MSN2.

Hope you enjoyed your long weekend and were able to catch up with friends and family.
Back to the grindstone today, thankfully we have some baseball to enjoy this evening after a hard day's work. Today we have 15 games on the schedule.
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Here is a breakdown of each game, including the start time and the television channel broadcasting the game:
6.40pm ET - Texas Rangers v Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park, Detroit, Michigan. This game is being broadcast on BSSW and BSDET.
6.40pm ET - San Diego Padres v Miami Marlins at LoanDepot Park, Miami, Florida. This game is being broadcast on BSSD and BSFL.
7.05pm ET - Cleveland Guardians v Baltimore Orioles at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland. This game is being broadcast on BSGL and MASN.
7.07pm ET - Milwaukee Brewers v Toronto Blue Jays at Rogers Centre, Toronto, Ontario. This game is being broadcast on BSWI and SNET.
7.10pm ET - Cincinatti Reds v Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park, Boston, Massachusetts. This game is being broadcast on BSOH and NESN.
7.10pm ET - Philadelphia Phillies v New York Mets at Citi Field, Flushing, New York. This game is being broadcast on NBCSP, SNY and TBS.
7.45pm ET - Kansas City Royals v St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium, St. Louis, Missouri. This game is being broadcast on BSKC and BSMW.
8.05pm ET - Tampa Bay Rays v Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSSUN and MARQ.
8.10pm ET - Minnesota Twins v Houston Astros at Minute Maid Park, Houston, Texas. This game is being broadcast on BSNO and ATTH.
8.10pm ET - Los Angeles Angels v Chicago White Sox at Guaranteed Rate Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSW and NBCSCH.
9.40pm ET - Colorado Rockies v Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona. This game is being broadcast on ATTR and BSAZ.
9.40pm ET - Atlanta Braves v Oakland Athletics at Oakland Coliseum, Oakland, California. This game is being broadcast on BSSO and NBCSCA.
9.40pm ET - New York Yankees v Seattle Mariners at T-Mobile Park, Seattle, Washington. This game is being broadcast on YES, RSNW and MLBN.
9.45pm ET - Pittsburgh Pirates v San Francisco Giants at Oracle Park, San Francisco, California. This game is being broadcast on ATTP, NBCSBA and MLBN.
10.10pm ET - Washington Nationals v Los Angeles Angels at Angel Stadium, Anaheim, California. This game is being broadcast on MSN2.

Hope you enjoyed your long weekend and were able to catch up with friends and family.
Back to the grindstone today, thankfully we have some baseball to enjoy this evening after a hard day's work. Today we have 15 games on the schedule.
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Here is a breakdown of each game, including the start time and the television channel broadcasting the game:
6.40pm ET - Texas Rangers v Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park, Detroit, Michigan. This game is being broadcast on BSSW and BSDET.
6.40pm ET - San Diego Padres v Miami Marlins at LoanDepot Park, Miami, Florida. This game is being broadcast on BSSD and BSFL.
7.05pm ET - Cleveland Guardians v Baltimore Orioles at Oriole Park at Camden Yards, Baltimore, Maryland. This game is being broadcast on BSGL and MASN.
7.07pm ET - Milwaukee Brewers v Toronto Blue Jays at Rogers Centre, Toronto, Ontario. This game is being broadcast on BSWI and SNET.
7.10pm ET - Cincinatti Reds v Boston Red Sox at Fenway Park, Boston, Massachusetts. This game is being broadcast on BSOH and NESN.
7.10pm ET - Philadelphia Phillies v New York Mets at Citi Field, Flushing, New York. This game is being broadcast on NBCSP, SNY and TBS.
7.45pm ET - Kansas City Royals v St. Louis Cardinals at Busch Stadium, St. Louis, Missouri. This game is being broadcast on BSKC and BSMW.
8.05pm ET - Tampa Bay Rays v Chicago Cubs at Wrigley Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSSUN and MARQ.
8.10pm ET - Minnesota Twins v Houston Astros at Minute Maid Park, Houston, Texas. This game is being broadcast on BSNO and ATTH.
8.10pm ET - Los Angeles Angels v Chicago White Sox at Guaranteed Rate Field, Chicago, Illinois. This game is being broadcast on BSW and NBCSCH.
9.40pm ET - Colorado Rockies v Arizona Diamondbacks at Chase Field, Phoenix, Arizona. This game is being broadcast on ATTR and BSAZ.
9.40pm ET - Atlanta Braves v Oakland Athletics at Oakland Coliseum, Oakland, California. This game is being broadcast on BSSO and NBCSCA.
9.40pm ET - New York Yankees v Seattle Mariners at T-Mobile Park, Seattle, Washington. This game is being broadcast on YES, RSNW and MLBN.
9.45pm ET - Pittsburgh Pirates v San Francisco Giants at Oracle Park, San Francisco, California. This game is being broadcast on ATTP, NBCSBA and MLBN.
10.10pm ET - Washington Nationals v Los Angeles Angels at Angel Stadium, Anaheim, California. This game is being broadcast on MSN2.

Apparently this is considered an "opinion" on reddit, but it's the opinion of nearly all major scientific organizations, nearly all governments, and most of the world's powerful companies (including ones that know they're at fault and have been propagating misinformation).
On the mechanisms of human-driven climate change: https://climate.nasa.gov/evidence/
On trends in warming: https://public.wmo.int/en/media/press-release/past-eight-years-confirmed-be-eight-warmest-record https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2022/sep/08/world-on-brink-five-climate-tipping-points-study-finds https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-heat-india/
On extreme weather events (just some examples): https://www.cnn.com/2022/05/25/middleeast/climate-change-sand-storms-mime-intl/index.html https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/ap04/us-tornadoes-global-heating-climate-science
On the loss of coastlines: https://www.latimes.com/environment/story/2022-08-18/california-coast-cliffs-erosion-collapsing-fastest-sea https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/ghost-forests-chesapeake-bay-us-coasts-climate-change/ https://www.wired.com/story/as-sea-levels-rise-the-east-coast-is-also-sinking/
On increased wildfires: https://www.wri.org/insights/global-trends-forest-fires https://news.wsu.edu/press-release/2022/01/06/air-pollution-from-wildfires-rising-heat-affected-68-of-u-s-west-in-one-day/ https://www.npr.org/2023/05/28/1178648989/state-farm-home-insurance-california-wildfires-inflation
On drought and crops: https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2021-07-16/drought-water-use-strategies https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.1088/1748-9326/acac41 https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/c-change/subtopics/climate-change-nutrition/
On pollution/waste generally: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-05-29/the-rich-world-s-electronic-waste-dumped-in-ghana https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.abc.net.au/article/100358702 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.aljazeera.com/amp/gallery/2021/11/8/chiles-desert-dumping-ground-for-fast-fashion-leftovers https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-05-17/pollution-in-air-water-kills-9-million-people-a-year
On population displacement: https://www.pbs.org/newshouworld/climate-change-is-already-fueling-global-migration-the-world-isnt-ready-to-meet-peoples-needs-experts-say
This is just stuff I found on my lunch break. Some of the worst predictions made in the 80s-90s have been staved off by mitigation efforts that were previously made (such as the famous banning of many CFC-containing products). But we are not currently mitigating fast enough to avoid the new predictions that are being made. It doesn't even take a global view or scientific studies to notice that it's unpleasant to be outside for more and more of each year in most regions of the world. It's blatantly obvious if you think about your childhood versus today.

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Hola, veo que hay inmobiliarias normalmente piden 10% de enganche pero otras piden el 20%, mi duda está en que si sacas un crédito el banco les va a liquidar la deuda completa, entonces por qué subir el enganche de 10% a 20% si ellos el dia de firma de escrituras tendrán el 100% del costo del inmueble.

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The Price list is in USD and updated on 05.30.2023
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO Eau de Parfum 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO ABSOLU 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo Lights 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profumo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger with You 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Intensely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Absolutely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI City Glam 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Si Fiori 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Si Passione 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Code Feme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO Wanted By Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $13.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted PARFUM 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Ambre Nue 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier Cologne Oud Saphir 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Clementine California 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Rose Anonyme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Bois Blonds 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Amouage Interlude Black Iris 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Interlude Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Meander 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Enclave 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Lyric Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Boundless 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Memoir Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Dia Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Jubilation XXV 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beach Hut Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Epic Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Reflection Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beloved Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Aedes De Venustas Grenadille d’Afrique 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier des Ors Rose Omeyyade 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Intenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Bergamotto Di Calabria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Chinotto Di Liguria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA OUD EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Leather 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia MIRRA 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
ACQUA Di PARMA FICO di AMALFI 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua di Parma Arancia di Capri 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Colonia Club 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Quercia 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Acqua Di Parma Mandorlo Di Sicilia 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Mirto Di Panarea 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Essenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ARIANA GRANDE Cloud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $20
Anna Sui Flight of Fancy 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16
Al Haramain L’Aventure 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Al Harmain L’Aventure Blanche 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM Parfum Version 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF CDNIM Milestone 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF Tres Nuit 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF Derby Club House 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Bond 9 New York Nights 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
Bond 9 Chinatown 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML- $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
BVLGARI Goldea The Roman Night 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $17.50
BENTLEY INTENSE Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
BERDOUES Collection Perfumes GRAND CRU Eau de parfum made in FRANCE:
MILLÉSIME OUD WA VANILLIA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
MAASAÏ MARA - 2 ML - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
SOMEI YOSHINO - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
PÉNG LÁI - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
AZUR RIVERA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Banana Republic ICON COLLECTION Eau de Parfum:
Tobacco & Tonka Bean - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Gardenia & Cardamom - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
83 Leather Reserve - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Dark Cherry & Amber - 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML- $17.50
Neroli Woods - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
17 Oud Mosaic - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
78 Vintage Green - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Peony & Peppercorn - - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Linen Vetiver - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
90 Pure White - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
06 Black Platinum - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Cypress Cedar - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
CARNER BARCELONA Botafumeiro - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CARNER BARCELONA Ambar Del Sur - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CHANEL Gabrielle Essence 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
CHANEL Allure 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Cologne 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Egoiste Platinum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Pour Monsieur EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Creed Aventus 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Creed Aventus 10th Anniversary 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus Cologne 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus For Her 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Viking 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Viking Cologne 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed EROLFA 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Neroli Sauvage 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Millesime Imperial 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Vetiver 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Santal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Green Irish Tweed 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Oud 2 ML - $14.50, 5 ML - $33.50
Creed Himalaya 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Tabarome 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Bois du Portugal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Virgin Island Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Silver Mountain Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Maifair 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Princess Oud 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Pure White Cologne 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Jardin d’Amalfi 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed White Amber 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Carolina Herrera Saffron Lazuli 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50, 10 ML - $45.50
Carolina Herrera Bad Boy 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
CARTIER Pasha Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
CHOPARD Amber Malaki 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $10.50
COACH New York Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
COSTUME NATIONAL Soul 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Calvin Klein ETERNITY 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth for Her 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
COTY ASPEN 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit EDT 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit Le Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme 2020 EDT 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme Le Parfum 2020 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50 (RARE)
DIOR Homme ORIGINAL 2021 EDT - 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50 (NEW & RARE)
DIOR Homme Cologne 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
DIOR SAUVAGE EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR SAUVAGE Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE PARFUM 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE EXTREME 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR Jadore EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
DIOR Addict Shine 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana The One EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G The One INTENSE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
D & G Velvet Amber Sun EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana INTENSO EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Eau Intense 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Intense For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIESEL Spirit of The Brave 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Demeter Pineapple 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14
Elizabeth & James White Nirvana 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Etat Libre d’Orange You or Someone Else 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
English Laundry Windsor 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
English Laundry Notting Hill 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Frederic Malle Portrait of a Lady 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.25, 10 ML - $48
Francis Kurkdjian L’Homme A la Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Francis Kurkdjian Grand Soir 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 - 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Satin Mood EDP 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Silk Mood Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Guerlain Oud Essentiel 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50, 10 ML - $20.50
Guerlain Shalimar Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
Guerlain Mon Guerlain EDP 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
GUCCI Guilty EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
GUCCI Guilty Pour Homme EDP 2020 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Guilty OUD 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $14.50
GUCCI Guilty Love Edition 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Made To Measure 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Bloom Profumo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4.50, 10 ML - $8.50
Giorgio Beverly Hills Wings 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9
HERMES Terre EDT 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES Terre Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
HERMES H24 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES TWILLY Eau De Parfum - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Rhubarbe Ecarlate - 2 ML - $5
HERMES D'Orange Verte - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Un Jardin Sur Le Toit 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Intense 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Infinite 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Hugo Reversed 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS FEME 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
INITIO Oud For Greatness 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Side Effect 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Atomic Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Musk Therapy 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Rehab 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
ISSEY MIYAKE Pulse Of The Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey Noir Ambre 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey For Man 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML -$10.50
ISSEY MIYAKE FUSION D'ISSEY 2020 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Oud & Bergamot 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Myrrh & Tonka 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male SnowGlobe 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
JOHN VARVATOS OUD EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Let's Settle in the Bedroom like Adults 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Angel's Share 2 ML - $12.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LACOSTE Inspiration 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
LACOSTE Touch of Pink 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Lattafa Oud For Glory Bade Al Oud (Initio Oud for Greatness Clone) 2 ML -$3, 5 ML -$7,10 ML $14
Lattafa Velvet Oud EDP (Tom Ford Ombre Leather Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Woody Oud (Tom Ford Oud Wood Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Alhambra Rose Petals EDP (Tom Ford Rose Prick Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML -$14
Lattafa Khamrah (Killian's Angels Share Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
L'Aventure Blanche Al Haramain EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Lalique Encre Noire 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Lalique Encre Noire A L'extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LANCOME Hypnose 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LANCOME La Vie Est Belle 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Mancera Aoud Lemon Mint 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Cedrat Boise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Black Intensitive Aoud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Instant Crush 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Martin Margiela By the fireplace 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela Sailing Day 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela By the Lemon Trees 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
MONTBLANC Explorer 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
MONTBLANC Legend EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Legend Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Individuel 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MOSCHINO Toy Boy EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MUGLER A*Men Pure Havane 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11
MUGLER Cologne 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 10ML - $17.50
Mercedes Benz Club Black 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Mercedes Benz SELECT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Marc Jacobs DECADENCE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Miu Miu Miu Miu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
NAUTICA Voyage 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $13.50
Narcisco Rodrigues For Her EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11.25
Nasomatto Black Afgano 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Baraonda 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Pardon 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Duro 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Ormonde Jayne Tolu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
PACO RABANNE XS 2018 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Penhaligon - The Favourite Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Greenley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kuhuyan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Akaster 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Percival 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kalan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Darley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Nisean 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Habdan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Layton 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Layton Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Oajan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Sedley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Shagya 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Godolphin 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Galloway 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Carlisle 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Herod 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Marienbad 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Day for Night 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada L’Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada L’Homme INTENSE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa Carbon 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa OCEAN 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
PINO Selvestre Original 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
ROCHAS Moustache EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Pure Extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $11.50
Ralph Lauren POLO BLUE EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML-$15.50
Ralph Lauren POLO RED 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Ralph Lauren Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ralph Lauren Pure Turquoise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Revlon Charlie Red 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Revlon Charlie Gold 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Serge Lutens Chergui 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Serge Lutens Clair de Musc 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Serge Lutens La Couche du Diable 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
SHISEIDO Relaxing Fragrance 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50 (Discntd/hard to find)
Swiss Arabian Royal Mystery EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
SEAN JOHN Unforgivable 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16.50
Sarah Jessica Parker Lovely 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Teo Cabanel Barkhane 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Tiziana Terenzi Ursa 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Tiziana Terenzi Chimaera Extrait De Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
TOM FORD Ombre Leather EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Grey Vetiver EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Beau De Jour EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Black Orchid Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME PARFUM 2022 EDP 2 ML - $11.50, 5 ML - $23.50 NEW
TOM FORD OUD WOOD EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
TOM FORD Tuscan Leather EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
TOM FORD Venetian Bergamot Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDT 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA 2021 EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDP Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $21.50
STERLING JUST JACK COLLECTION by ARMAF Eau De Parfum (Clones of Tom Ford fragrances):
TOBACCO LEAF (TOBACCO VANILLE Clone) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NEROLI (NEROLI PORTOFINO Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
HOMME NOIR (NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NOIR ENDURANCE (NOIR EXTREME Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
BLACK IS BLACK (NOIR DE NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
OMBRE SUEDE (OMBRE LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
FANTA FAB (THE Fuckxxing FABULOUS Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
ITALIAN LEATHER (TUSCAN LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
Tommy Bahama Set Sail St. Barts 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Torry Burch Torry Burch 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Usher UR 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Extreme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Infrared 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf FlowerBomb 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
VERSACE Man Eau Fraiche 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML - $15.50
VERSACE DYLAN Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9
VERSACE EROS EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS FLAME 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme OUD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Bright Crystal 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ambre Impérial Van Cleef & Arpels 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Erba Pura 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Naxos 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Lira 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Y EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL LIBRE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL Tuxedo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Caban 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Trench 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL 37 rue de Bellechasse 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
ZARA Denim Couture 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4, 10 ML - $8
4711 Original Eau de Cologne 4711 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9

For sale fragrance decants/samples, prices are listed below in US dollars. All atomizers come in black plastic spray bottles with a lid & individually marked with labels. Shipping Canada $10 USD, USA $13 USD: first class airmail with tracking. I accept PayPal G&S (please pay any associated fees to PayPal) or Interac (Canada Only no fees), Local Pickup in Vancouver, BC, Canada is also possible, please pm/chat me if you are interested.
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The Price list is in USD and updated on 05.30.2023
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO Eau de Parfum 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - 10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
ARMANI Acqua Di GIO ABSOLU 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profondo Lights 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Profumo 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger with You 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Intensely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Stronger Absolutely 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI City Glam 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
ARMANI Si Fiori 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Si Passione 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
ARMANI Code Feme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO Wanted By Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $13.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
AZZARO The Most Wanted PARFUM 2022 - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Ambre Nue 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier Cologne Oud Saphir 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Atelier Cologne Clementine California 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Rose Anonyme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Atelier Cologne Bois Blonds 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Amouage Interlude Black Iris 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Interlude Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Amouage Meander 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Enclave 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Lyric Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Boundless 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Memoir Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Dia Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Jubilation XXV 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beach Hut Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Epic Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Reflection Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Amouage Beloved Man 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Aedes De Venustas Grenadille d’Afrique 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Atelier des Ors Rose Omeyyade 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Intenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Bergamotto Di Calabria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Chinotto Di Liguria 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA OUD EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Leather 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $16
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia MIRRA 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
ACQUA Di PARMA FICO di AMALFI 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua di Parma Arancia di Capri 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Colonia Club 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Quercia 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Acqua Di Parma Mandorlo Di Sicilia 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
Acqua Di Parma Mirto Di Panarea 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
ACQUA Di PARMA Colonia Essenza 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50
ARIANA GRANDE Cloud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $20
Anna Sui Flight of Fancy 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16
Al Haramain L’Aventure 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Al Harmain L’Aventure Blanche 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF CDNIM Parfum Version 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF CDNIM Milestone 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
ARMAF Tres Nuit 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
ARMAF Derby Club House 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
BURBERRY Mr. Burberry EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $15.50
Bond 9 New York Nights 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
Bond 9 Chinatown 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML- $15.50, 10 ML - $25.50
BVLGARI Goldea The Roman Night 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $17.50
BENTLEY INTENSE Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $18
BERDOUES Collection Perfumes GRAND CRU Eau de parfum made in FRANCE:
MILLÉSIME OUD WA VANILLIA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
MAASAÏ MARA - 2 ML - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
SOMEI YOSHINO - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
PÉNG LÁI - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
AZUR RIVERA - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Banana Republic ICON COLLECTION Eau de Parfum:
Tobacco & Tonka Bean - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Gardenia & Cardamom - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
83 Leather Reserve - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Dark Cherry & Amber - 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML- $17.50
Neroli Woods - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
17 Oud Mosaic - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
78 Vintage Green - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Peony & Peppercorn - - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Linen Vetiver - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
90 Pure White - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
06 Black Platinum - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
Cypress Cedar - 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML- $13.50
CARNER BARCELONA Botafumeiro - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CARNER BARCELONA Ambar Del Sur - 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $9, 10ML - $17.50
CHANEL Gabrielle Essence 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Bleu Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
CHANEL Allure 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Cologne 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Allure Homme Sport Eau Extreme 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Egoiste Platinum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
CHANEL Pour Monsieur EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $16.50
Creed Aventus 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Creed Aventus 10th Anniversary 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus Cologne 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Aventus For Her 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Creed Viking 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Viking Cologne 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed EROLFA 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Neroli Sauvage 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Millesime Imperial 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Vetiver 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Original Santal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Green Irish Tweed 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Oud 2 ML - $14.50, 5 ML - $33.50
Creed Himalaya 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Tabarome 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Bois du Portugal 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Virgin Island Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Silver Mountain Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Maifair 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Water 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Creed Royal Princess Oud 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Pure White Cologne 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed Jardin d’Amalfi 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Creed White Amber 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Carolina Herrera Saffron Lazuli 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50, 10 ML - $45.50
Carolina Herrera Bad Boy 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
CARTIER Pasha Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
CHOPARD Amber Malaki 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $10.50
COACH New York Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
COSTUME NATIONAL Soul 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Calvin Klein ETERNITY 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Calvin Klein Truth for Her 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
COTY ASPEN 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit EDT 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIOR Fahrenheit Le Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme 2020 EDT 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
DIOR Homme Le Parfum 2020 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50 (RARE)
DIOR Homme ORIGINAL 2021 EDT - 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50 (NEW & RARE)
DIOR Homme Cologne 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
DIOR SAUVAGE EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR SAUVAGE Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE PARFUM 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR EAU SAUVAGE EXTREME 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
DIOR Jadore EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
DIOR Addict Shine 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana The One EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G The One INTENSE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50, 10 ML - $18.50
D & G Velvet Amber Sun EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Dolce & Gabbana K (KING) EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana INTENSO EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Dolce & Gabbana Light Blue For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Eau Intense 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
D & G Light Blue Intense For Her 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
DIESEL Spirit of The Brave 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Demeter Pineapple 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14
Elizabeth & James White Nirvana 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
Etat Libre d’Orange You or Someone Else 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9.50, 10 ML - $17.50
English Laundry Windsor 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
English Laundry Notting Hill 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Frederic Malle Portrait of a Lady 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.25, 10 ML - $48
Francis Kurkdjian L’Homme A la Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
Francis Kurkdjian Grand Soir 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 - 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Baccarat Rouge 540 Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Satin Mood EDP 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
Francis Kurkdjian Oud Silk Mood Extrait 2 ML - $12.50, 5 ML - $30.50
Francis Kurkdjian Petit Matin EDP 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Universalis 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Francis Kurkdjian Aqua Vitae 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $18.50
Guerlain Oud Essentiel 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50, 10 ML - $20.50
Guerlain Shalimar Eau de Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
Guerlain Mon Guerlain EDP 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $11.50, 10 ML - $19.50
GUCCI Guilty EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
GUCCI Guilty Pour Homme EDP 2020 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Guilty OUD 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $14.50
GUCCI Guilty Love Edition 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Made To Measure 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
GUCCI Bloom Profumo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Geoffrey Beene Grey Flannel 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4.50, 10 ML - $8.50
Giorgio Beverly Hills Wings 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9
HERMES Terre EDT 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES Terre Parfum 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
HERMES H24 2 ML - $5, 5 ML - $10.50
HERMES TWILLY Eau De Parfum - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Rhubarbe Ecarlate - 2 ML - $5
HERMES D'Orange Verte - 2 ML - $5
HERMES Un Jardin Sur Le Toit 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Intense 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $17.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Infinite 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Bottled Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS Hugo Reversed 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
HUGO BOSS FEME 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
INITIO Oud For Greatness 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Side Effect 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Atomic Rose 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Musk Therapy 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
INITIO Rehab 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
ISSEY MIYAKE Pulse Of The Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey Noir Ambre 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
ISSEY MIYAKE L'Eau d'Issey For Man 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML -$10.50
ISSEY MIYAKE FUSION D'ISSEY 2020 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jo Malone Wood Sage & Sea Salt 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Oud & Bergamot 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jo Malone Myrrh & Tonka 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Ultra Male 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Jean Paul Gaultier Le Male SnowGlobe 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
JOHN VARVATOS OUD EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Let's Settle in the Bedroom like Adults 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $10.50
KILIAN Angel's Share 2 ML - $12.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LACOSTE L.12.12 EDP 2020 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LACOSTE Inspiration 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
LACOSTE Touch of Pink 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
Lattafa Oud For Glory Bade Al Oud (Initio Oud for Greatness Clone) 2 ML -$3, 5 ML -$7,10 ML $14
Lattafa Velvet Oud EDP (Tom Ford Ombre Leather Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Woody Oud (Tom Ford Oud Wood Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
Lattafa Alhambra Rose Petals EDP (Tom Ford Rose Prick Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML -$14
Lattafa Khamrah (Killian's Angels Share Clone) 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $14
L'Aventure Blanche Al Haramain EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
Lalique Encre Noire 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Lalique Encre Noire A L'extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
LANCOME Hypnose 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
LANCOME La Vie Est Belle 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Mancera Aoud Lemon Mint 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Cedrat Boise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Black Intensitive Aoud 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Mancera Instant Crush 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 5ML - $17.50
Martin Margiela By the fireplace 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela Sailing Day 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Martin Margiela By the Lemon Trees 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
MONTBLANC Explorer 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
MONTBLANC Legend EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Legend Night 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MONTBLANC Individuel 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MOSCHINO Toy Boy EDP 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50
MUGLER A*Men Pure Havane 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11
MUGLER Cologne 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10.50, 10ML - $17.50
Mercedes Benz Club Black 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Mercedes Benz SELECT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
Marc Jacobs DECADENCE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Miu Miu Miu Miu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
NAUTICA Voyage 2 ML - $3, 5 ML - $7, 10 ML - $13.50
Narcisco Rodrigues For Her EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $11.25
Nasomatto Black Afgano 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Baraonda 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Pardon 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Nasomatto Duro 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $23
Ormonde Jayne Tolu 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML - $15.50
PACO RABANNE XS 2018 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $12.50
Penhaligon - The Favourite Eau De Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Greenley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kuhuyan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Akaster 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Percival 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Kalan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Darley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Nisean 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Habdan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Pegasus Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Layton 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Layton Exclusif 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
Parfums de Marly Oajan 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Sedley 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Shagya 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Godolphin 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Galloway 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Carlisle 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Parfums de Marly Herod 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Marienbad 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada Day for Night 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Prada L’Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada L’Homme INTENSE 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa Carbon 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Prada Luna Rossa OCEAN 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
PINO Selvestre Original 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $13.50
ROCHAS Moustache EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Reyane Tradition Insurrection II Pure Extreme 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML - $11.50
Ralph Lauren POLO BLUE EDP 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10, 10 ML-$15.50
Ralph Lauren POLO RED 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $7.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Ralph Lauren Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ralph Lauren Pure Turquoise 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Revlon Charlie Red 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Revlon Charlie Gold 5 ML - $2.50, 10 ML - $5.50
Serge Lutens Chergui 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Serge Lutens Ambre Sultan 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $13.50
Serge Lutens Clair de Musc 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Serge Lutens La Couche du Diable 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
SHISEIDO Relaxing Fragrance 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $22.50 (Discntd/hard to find)
Swiss Arabian Royal Mystery EDP 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5.50, 10 ML - $10.50
SEAN JOHN Unforgivable 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $16.50
Sarah Jessica Parker Lovely 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $10
Teo Cabanel Barkhane 2 ML - $5.50, 5 ML - $12.50
Tiziana Terenzi Ursa 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Tiziana Terenzi Chimaera Extrait De Parfum 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
TOM FORD Ombre Leather EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Grey Vetiver EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Beau De Jour EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD Black Orchid Parfum 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME EDP 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $19.50 NEW
TOM FORD NOIR EXTREME PARFUM 2022 EDP 2 ML - $11.50, 5 ML - $23.50 NEW
TOM FORD OUD WOOD EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $10.50, 5 ML - $25.50
TOM FORD Tuscan Leather EDP Private Blend 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $20.50
TOM FORD Venetian Bergamot Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $8.50, 5 ML - $18.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDT 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA 2021 EDP 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
TOM FORD COSTA AZZURRA EDP Private Blend Discntd. 2 ML - $9.50, 5 ML - $21.50
STERLING JUST JACK COLLECTION by ARMAF Eau De Parfum (Clones of Tom Ford fragrances):
TOBACCO LEAF (TOBACCO VANILLE Clone) 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NEROLI (NEROLI PORTOFINO Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
HOMME NOIR (NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
NOIR ENDURANCE (NOIR EXTREME Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
BLACK IS BLACK (NOIR DE NOIR Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
OMBRE SUEDE (OMBRE LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
FANTA FAB (THE Fuckxxing FABULOUS Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
ITALIAN LEATHER (TUSCAN LEATHER Clone) - 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $6.50, 10 ML- $12.50
Tommy Bahama Set Sail St. Barts 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Torry Burch Torry Burch 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50
Usher UR 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $8.50, 10 ML - $14.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Extreme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf SpiceBomb Infrared 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Viktor & Rolf FlowerBomb 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
VERSACE Man Eau Fraiche 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9, 10 ML - $15.50
VERSACE DYLAN Blue 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS EDT 2 ML - $4, 5 ML - $9
VERSACE EROS EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE EROS FLAME 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Pour Homme OUD NOIR EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
VERSACE Bright Crystal 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
Ambre Impérial Van Cleef & Arpels 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Erba Pura 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Naxos 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
Xerjoff Lira 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Y EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme EDT 2 ML - $3.50, 5 ML - $9.50
YSL L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL La Nuit de L’Homme Le Parfum 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL LIBRE EDP 2 ML - $4.50, 5 ML - $10.50
YSL Tuxedo 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Caban 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL Trench 2 ML - $6.50, 5 ML - $15.50
YSL 37 rue de Bellechasse 2 ML - $7.50, 5 ML - $17.50
ZARA Denim Couture 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $4, 10 ML - $8
4711 Original Eau de Cologne 4711 2 ML - $2.50, 5 ML - $5, 10 ML - $9

0:20: Joe describes a serial killer in Ohio, a postal employee, who killed 43. (I can't identify this person. It sounds like John Wayne Gacy, but his details were different.)
1:20: Peruvian conjoined twins separated in Washington, DC. (I can't find this story. In recent accounts Peruvian physicians separate their conjoined twins.)
2:00: Joe tells of the woman who killed her 2 boys to have a relationship with a man. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Susan_Smith)
2:30: Joe tells of Roman Catholic priests who have molested children protected by the church. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_priests%27_sex_abuse_scandal)
3:20: Joe tells of the 'DC Sniper' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee_Boyd_Malvo).
3:50: Joe tells of the California congressman who had an affair with an intern; she was discovered murdered; he was suspected. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chandra_Levy) (but wasn't guilty.)
4:20: Joe tells of 23 illegal immigrants, bound to work in a Houston factory, are found dead of heat stroke in a cargo container. (I can't find this story; I know of Chinese immigrants in a container in NY harbor who suffocated and immigrants in box cars in Texas who cooked to death.)
4:40: Young Russian women lured to the US with promises of good jobs are forced into prostitution.
5:00: Larry and Joe talk about their favorite lines from Frost poems.
8:50: Joe tells of the nightclub fire that killed 100. (The Station night club fire, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Station_nightclub_fire) says that there were others' in Japan and Argentina and elsewhere around the world'. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nightclub_fires) He talks about the callousness of the reporters who cover the stories.
10:10: Joe tells of the toddler entered in beauty contests, her murder. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JonBenet_Ramsey)
10:40: Joe tells of the young woman kidnapped by a cult leader. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Smart)
11:00: Joe tells of the murder of a pregnant woman by her husband. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Laci_Peterson)
12:10: Joe tells of the woman in a coma, fought over by her husband and parents. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terri_Schiavo)
12:50: Larry tells the story of his daughter accompanying her friend, whose mother in Chicago just had a massive stroke, to visit the mother. Larry and Joe compare their ills.
14:30: Joe says his mother told him, when he was being treated for bladder cancer in 1991, that it's worse for her than him.
14:50: Joe tells of the teacher who had an affair with a 12-year-old student (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Debra_Lafave) wishes he had had an older lover when he was a boy.
16:00: Joe tells of the fellow who parked his car on the train tracks to impress a lover who jilted him. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Manuel_Alvarez)
16:40: Joe tells of the trial of a pop star tried for child molesting. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Jackson:_2005_trial)
18:20: Joe tells of the earthquake in 2004 that caused a tsunami that killed hundreds of thousands. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2004_Indian_Ocean_earthquake)
18:50: Joe tells of dealing with the aftermath of the Rwanda genocide. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rwanda_genocide)
19:10: Joe tells of the Darfur conflict. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darfur_conflict)
19:40: Joe tells of the westerner beheaded by Arab insurgents. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daniel_Pearl)
20:00: Joe tells of suicide bombers in mosques.
20:10: Joe tells of injured veterans at Walter Reed.
20:40: Joe contrasts the $15K bonuses offered for enlistment to the luxury of the wealthy.
22:40: Joe mentions the dangers of avian flu, holes in the ozone layer, global warming, destruction of the Brazilian rainforest, nuclear waste, al Qaeda terrorists.
25:00: Lester Nafzger tells Joe about a game he played in school, 'Smear the queer' (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smear_the_queer) . Lester says he's against self-deprecating jokes.
26:30: Joe tells Lester about his 'date' with Ariana Huffington. They go walking. Joe took 2 valium, couldn't keep up. She never called him again.
34:40: 'Each one of us in his or her life has taken small imperceptible steps that added together in the aggregate have changed us profoundly - millions of steps...' Joe talks about the steps we take in life, their significance.
38:30: 'The first chief rabbi of Palestine in the 1920s, before the Holocaust, said that in the face of the suffering in this world, to not contemplate atheism is itself almost sinful.' Joe says we want the transcendent, tells of a rabbi who spoke of 'theological pointillism', that one has to look at the larger picture, not details.
39:40: 'I've had a few experiences which I would consider genuinely religious where I felt the presence of something beyond myself...' Joe talks about why he doesn't participate in organized religion, questions practices of Evangelic Christianity and Islam.
41:40: Joe suggests that if Jerry Falwell had been raised in Qum, Iran, instead, he would have been as passionately Muslim; that Khomeini, raised in an Evangelic Christian family, would have been as passionately Christian.
47:30: Joe tells of having Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs for the first time since he was 16. An old friend from high school calls him, mocks him for his age, says he's probably eating Chef Boyardee spaghetti and meatballs.
50:20: Joe tells of seeing the store 'Tuesday Morning' while driving on Santa Monica Boulevard (901) to St John's hospital (2121 Santa Monica Boulevard) (so Joe's going away from the ocean) to visit his mother just as the DJ on KCRW announces that it's Tuesday morning. He finds the coincidence significant. He stops in on his way back from the hospital, finds it full of kitschy junk.
52:30: Joe wonders if the 2 coincidences are significant, that something is going on, imagines it's his late father, asks Lester what he thinks.
54:00: Lester says he thinks it's because Joe is concerned about death, that, if he looked carefully at other events in his life, he'd find similar coincidences, worries that saying so may harm the comfort Joe gets from feeling that someone is looking after him.
http://jfwiki.org/index.php?title=Bad_Faith

Hi! everyone, I hope I can post here since this subreddit is about plants and herbs.
I just want your anecdotes or your experiences from you guys about if any of these three side effects happened to you guys/other people or not. I plan to take any of these for two months and then cycle them off.
That way, I can gauge the safety before I order any of these supplements. Thanks!
Have any of you guys got liver damage, pancreatic damage, or kidney damage from taking any of these supplements or have you heard of anybody who did?:

1. Lemon Balm (Melissa Officinalis. Compound Rosmarinic Acid)
2. Rhodiola Rosea (Rosenroot. Compounds Salidroside & Rosavins)
3. Schisandra Chinensis (Compound Schisandrin B)
4. Eleuthero (Siberian Eleutherococcus Senticosus. Compound Eleutherosides)
5. Astragalus (Milk Vetch. Compound Astragalus Polysaccharide (APS))
6. Passionflower (Passiflora. Compounds Chrysin & Vitexin)
7. Lavender (Brand Name: CalmAid (Silexan). Lavandula. Compound Linalool)
8. Magnolia Bark (Brand Name: Relora. Magnolia Officinalis. Compounds Honokiol & Magnolol)
9. Cistanche (Tubulosa. Compound phenylethanoid glycoside (PhG))
10. Black Seed Oil (Nigella Sativa, Compound Thymoquinone (TQ))
11. Holy Basil (Ocimum Tenuiflorum. Compound Eugenol)
12. Blue Vervain (Verbena Hastata. Compound Verbenalin)
13. California Poppy (Eschscholzia Californica. Compounds Californidine, Eschscholtzine & Sanguinarine)
14. Mulungu (Erythrina mulungu. Compounds Hydroxyerythravine & Erythravine)