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2013.07.26 05:44 nlansing Vegetarian Food That'll Convert The Carnivores
Who says vegetarians eat bad? Share your favorite pictures (with recipes in the comments) of your favorite vegetarian meals and snacks for not only hungry vegetarians, but anyone interested in trying something new and delicious.
2023.05.31 19:22 renegade7879 Which flavors are less sweet than Bombsicle?
I saw many people suggesting Bombsicle, so I ordered it for my first time trying Gorilla Mode. The effects are good, had a great workout on it, but I honestly gagged getting it down as it was overpoweringly sweet. I had tried two scoops with 14oz of water in my small blender bottle.
Are there any flavors you'd suggest that aren't as sweet? Or should I just try it with more water (~20oz)?
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2023.05.31 19:22 BasicAirport2402 Bicornuate uterus resolved itself?!
At 11w, 5 days…I’m considered high risk because of my bicornuate uterus and thyroid disorder, but I had another ultrasound yesterday, where the tech basically said my uterus looks normal, and she only sees a small divot at the top, so it must have just grown normally with the baby. Which is also what my high risk doctor said could happen…but I didn’t think it would happen this quickly?! I have another ultrasound with my high risk doctor next week so I’m hoping she’ll confirm that but it’s good news! Baby was moving all around and kicking it’s leggies too!
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2023.05.31 19:21 Adorable-Duck-7048 Camping trip Europe next week: rain predicted everywhere?
We will go car camping from Saturday to Saturday, going South from Bavaria. We love outdoorsy activities (hiking, kayaking, surfing). But there is rain predicted everywhere we want to go. We are super flexible in our destination(s), as long as it is within reason timewise. But the outdoorsy part is very important to us.
Initially we wanted to do the Dolomites, but there is crazy amounts of rain predicted. We are now thinking of maybe going to Croatia, still rainy but less and warmer. Even Split will get rain for at least a few days.
How reasonable is it that this forecast will hold true? I'm super bummed out by the fact that the rain will literally stretch all over the South of Europe from the Atlantic to the East basically and goes south as far as the Meditteranean Sea. Are there other alternatives within our range to explore for our purpose which are more likely to be dry? Or should we just hope that the predicted rain will not come true?
Going North is not an option for us, we are roughly from that area and have travelled a lot there already.
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2023.05.31 19:21 Basthorille [tw : EDs] Nmother told me my fingers were fat
The title certainly made you laugh, and tbh I try to laugh about it.
I'm 25M (trans).
I've been suffering from anorexia nevrosa and other EDs for years (from my 19 to 24's) and I recovered during the past year.
I never told my parents about it, but they saw an insta story of mine where i was talking about it last year. They got angry bc I've been hiding this to them (they were calling me "skeletor" or "A*schw*tz" so I wasn't feeling comfortable to open up haha). Nmom made fun of me all the time when I was young bc of my weight (never been overweight also), forced me several times to go on a diet (my first one was when I was 7).
I've been living on my own for more than two years and now I gained a bit weight, I'm still low but healthy. I'm working out and I look fit.
My parents came visiting me today, and Nmom tried the cargo pants I was wearing and complained that it fitted me better and that she was fat. She isn't and I told her my pants suited her well (which was true). My father wasn't at my flat atm, but when he arrived, he told me I look healthier bc I gained weight.
(I'm recovering but it's still really hard for me to accept that gaining weight isn't a bad thing, even if it's healthy. Eds are forever. I know he didn't meant to hurt me but it's not a good thing to say).
My dad saw my arms and asked me what I was doing to got it so muscular in a short amount of time. He was pretty impressed. (creatin + full body workout every two days for two months, guess I'm lucky and have good genetics).
Nmom told me "your fingers are fat". Bitch. Go to hell.
I was feeling so bad but now I think she might be jealous. Also I don't understand why because I'm a man, now. She should'nt compare herself to me anymore. I mean, she should have never done this, but... It doesn't make any sense.
I'm afraid it's gonna trigger a relapse tbh. I hate how my parents don't even bother asking me how to treat someone with EDs and BPD. They don't give a shit. I'm pissed.
Thanks for reading
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2023.05.31 19:21 colorful_collective What's up with chicken fabric
Hi! Addicted to thrifting scrap fabrics for sewing here! About three times I have thrifted tons of chicken/rooster patterned fabrics. Twice from my local savers on different days, and once at a goodwill outlet. A lot of the chicken fabrics are cut into small strips and some of them are a yard at most. It's so funny that I keep coming across chicken fabrics but why?! Was there a chicken sewing club or something back in the day? I'm so curious if anyone has any inkling on why I've found so much at different places at different times !
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2023.05.31 19:20 Roo6800 Not Left, Not Right, Forward🙏
I write to you with a deep concern for the current state of dialogue between the left and the right in our nation. It appears that healthy discussions have been overshadowed by a whirlwind of whataboutery, labelling, and stereotyping. This unfortunate trend has led to nasty and insensitive exchanges in many online posts and comments.
My purpose here is not to criticise or condemn anyone's viewpoint. Instead, I implore you to reflect on the value of engaging in meaningful discourse that transcends party lines. Merely attempting to please your own camp without being able to effectively communicate your perspective to those who hold opposing views seems futile to me.
It is most crucial to understand that valid criticism of a country's policies, whether on a national or international level, is not an affront or an insult. Even if it may initially feel like a personal attack, it is essential to approach such criticisms with logical and reasonable defences.
Remember, patriotism is supporting your country all the time, and your government when it deserves it. Let's address some pressing concerns that have been brought up but objected to by the Right.
India has indeed witnessed a decline in its quality of life index since 2014, press freedom appears to be constrained, poverty and income inequality are on the rise, and there are concerns regarding the current government exhibiting traits associated with fascism. Moreover, there are fears that hate speech left unchecked may lead to potential forms of genocide in our country.
Additionally, it is disheartening to witness the excessive amount of public funds that the current government, both at the Centre and in Delhi & Punjab, spends on advertising. While it is acceptable to highlight noteworthy accomplishments, the utilisation of taxpayers' money for handouts and freebies, followed by extensive self-promotion, is certainly questionable in my eyes.
Let us not forget that even the Congress party, with its notable achievements, had its flaws. It was involved in serious criminal activities, employed numerous dirty political strategies found in the standard playbook, failed to make significant improvements in the education system, and sometimes harboured questionable leaders for the sake of garnering votes.
Our collective decision to vote them out stemmed from the desire for a better India. But have we truly achieved that goal? Regardless of whether you believe reports from international observers with high global credibility, consider engaging in conversations with individuals from various walks of life—the minimum wage earners, small business owners, students, and others. Listen to their experiences and you will hear how their lives have become more difficult over the past decade.
As a fellow citizen and someone who was once a staunch supporter of the BJP, I urge you to see beyond image management and the "I-Me-myself" factor. Can we not acknowledge what is happening around us? Allow me to highlight a common fallacy that many people tend to make when presenting or countering an argument—whataboutery. Imagine two politicians engaging in a heated debate:
Politician 1: "You are a murderer." Politician 2: "And, you sir, are a rapist."
Assuming both allegations are true, should we not condemn both actions?
Or consider this scenario: someone close to you has been a victim of rape, and you approach the police to file a complaint. Instead of filing an FIR, the officer questions why you never spoke up during previous cases of rape. They ask where you were during the Nirbhaya case. Would you find such reasoning fair? Surprisingly, in many instances, we inadvertently engage in similar forms of reasoning. Please understand that my intention is not to insult or ridicule anyone's sentiments. I merely urge you to exercise caution and scepticism toward all political parties. Question your own beliefs—do you genuinely believe in them from the depths of your heart? Do not feel obligated to remain married to your opinions without considering alternative perspectives.
"Nationalism should never be an excuse for discrimination, intolerance, or the violation of human rights." As a child of the 90s, I invite you to explore YouTube, where you'll find an abundance of nostalgic content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYwN2KTYUhk&list=PL1exERyMVQbyjRI3Qc4bV_-XzIIfN5AjX&index=45 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjlmltN0pNk&list=PL1exERyMVQbyjRI3Qc4bV_-XzIIfN5AjX&index=49 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ1zZ8VaN7M https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZ56Ql9v5k Take a moment to immerse yourself in those videos and pay close attention to the sentiments expressed in the comments section. Almost without exception, you will encounter a pervasive feeling that the cherished days of past have slipped away. The comments are brimming with truth and emotion, serving as a testament to the collective yearning for a time that is perceived as more promising.
It is worth reflecting upon the remarkable period of growth and progress our nation experienced from 1991 until 2008, coinciding with the Congress party's regime. During those years, there was a palpable sense of advancement and optimism. However, one cannot help but question how the Bharatiya Janata Party (BJP) has managed to surpass or replicate those achievements. If we are indeed living in a "Golden Age" as depicted by the media, why do we find ourselves longing for the past?
These queries force us to delve deeper and seek a clearer understanding. Is it possible that the portrayal of a "Golden Age" by the media is not wholly accurate? Are there underlying factors and nuances that may have been overlooked or underrepresented? Exploring these questions with an open mind and a critical lens can lead us closer to the truth.
Let us foster an environment of open dialogue and examination, free from bias or predetermined notions. By engaging in thoughtful discussions, we can gain valuable insights and challenge prevailing narratives. Together, we can uncover the complexities of our present reality and forge a path toward a future that encompasses the best of our past and the aspirations of our generation.
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2023.05.31 19:20 777berry finally cleared all bts chapters!!
| i started playing rhythm hive 2 months ago and i finally was able to clear all bts chapters 😭😭 i really wanted to finish them all before the update on june 15th since they said the chapters would be reset! also, chapter 4 stage 76 was a nightmare i thought i’d never be able to clear this one… the amount of stress it put me through everytime i tried it was too much submitted by 777berry to RhythmHive [link] [comments] |
2023.05.31 19:20 atx-photos 45 M4F Looking for a Muse
As the title indicates, I'd like to collaborate with someone that would like to have some (hopefully) nice pictures taken of themself. I am not a professional, so I'm not looking to charge for the pictures. I will edit the good ones and share all of them. I have a fair amount of experience, but would like to brush up on my skills as it has been a while since I have taken portraits of anyone other than my kids.
I'm open to pretty much anything you may have in mind. Feel free to DM me with what you have in mind, your genera location (of the Austin area), and your general availability.
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2023.05.31 19:20 JustAnotherRuikku17 Can you edit the amount of times you have died in the files, and if, where?
So, I was playing undertale (pacifist) with the intention to not die a single time to get one dialogue change from Sans in the restaurant. (You know, the part where he says "haven't I done a great job protecting you? You haven't died a single time. ... what's that look supposed to mean? Am I wrong...?) And then, wohoo, I accidentally died at Mad Dummy. I really don't want to reset unless I need to, so just incase, how would I access the files on undertale to change the amount of times I died? Is it possible? I would try it myself, but I really don't want to mess with my game if I break or delete something accidentally. (My Laptop has Windows 10) Thanks a lot!
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2023.05.31 19:20 blahfuggenblah Small spray bottle sources?
Has anybody found a good place to put that last couple ounces of Windex? I have a humongous 26 oz bottle of Windex with maybe an ounce and a half left in the bottom. I know there are small spray bottles available in some places, maybe perfume spray bottles? I got no room to store all these full-size bottles. Tips? TIA!
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2023.05.31 19:20 GoodMoriningVeitnam Looking for headphones for anything under 370 dollars (anything above $370 is starting to push it but will still consider). Will be using for home use and running/working out but mainly home enjoyment.
Been using wired Apple earbuds since I remember and would like to upgrade. I will be connecting it to my phone and I L o v e bass. I'd like to prioritize bass while also having good quality in other aspects. Sorry if that isn't very descriptive I am not familiar with the correct terms. I mainly listen to rap music but also listen to a fair share of reggae and different rock subgenres. Some other things to add are I would like a decent amount of comfort and something fairly durable. Want them to look decent on me as well so nothing super bulky looking. Any ideas on what I should get? Thanks!
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2023.05.31 19:20 Just_Pomegranate_509 My fiance is a trip
Back ground: I'm a btk left leg amputee, my fiance is a btk right side amputee
The other day at Publix we was riding on the provided scooters to avoid fatigue, as we are going along some Karen strolled by talking about how my fiance was just some fat bitch who needed to walk and let a real handicapped person use the scooter.
My fiance unlocked her prosthetic and flung it like a spear at the lady missing her by a few inches, then proceeded to rip into this Karen about being a handicapped person and this Karen tried to run out the isle, but got blocked in by other customers who heard the whole thing go down.
Mob mantality has a way of making things right ya know, after chants of the word "apologize" and many people calling her names I dare not repeate, Karen swallowed her spoon full of humble pie and apologized to my fiance, as well as paid for half our groceries.
I love in a pretty small town, since then I've seen Karen a lot, and she avoids talking to us like we are feds and she's holding a pound of heroin. Lol
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2023.05.31 19:20 M_Tootles "Cargos, Slatterns & Butchery" with Helya & Grisel. (Spoilers TWOW)
This post is part of a series looking at the
massive amount of 'rhyming' (and occasionally
rhyming) recursivity I believe exists between (a) the homecoming of Petyr Baelish to the Fingers and (b) the homecoming of Theon Greyjoy to Pyke.
While this series/post can be read simply as a study 'for its own sake' of the curious recursion between these storylines, it is my belief that the 'rhyming' explored here between the stories of Petyr and Theon exists (at least in part) to foreshadow that,
like Theon, Petyr Littlefinger, is (among other things) a scion of ironborn kings, because Petyr is Hoare-ish: I.e. because Petyr's blood is (in some part) the blood of the ironborn kings of House Hoare of Orkmont and, later, Harrenhal.
You can find an index of every post I've made on the topic of a Hoare-ish Littlefinger (including every post in this sub-series) [
HERE].
Even if I'm wrong about Littlefinger's lineage, the 'rhyming' recursivity between the homecomings of Theon and Petyr detailed in this series remains, and certainly merits attention. NOTE: In what follows, all uncited quotes are from ASOS Sansa VI, which describes Petyr's homecoming to his "Drearfort" tower of the 'Smallest Finger', or ACOK Theon I, which describes Theon's homecoming to "drear" Pyke.
As in past posts, I sometimes use "→" as shorthand for "'prefigures' and/or 'informs' and/or 'is reworked by' and/or 'finds a recursive rhyme in'.
As in: ACOK Theon I → ASOS Sansa VI.
This post picks up straight-away from where Part 8 left off. You can read Part 8 [HERE].
If you want to begin at the beginning, Part 1 is [HERE].
The Myraham's Prophetic Cargo
After Theon makes port, the captain of the Myraham announces his cargo to the people on the docks of Lordport and we read about the offloading of the Myraham:
"We're out of Oldtown," the captain called down, "bearing apples and oranges, wines from the Arbor, feathers from the Summer Isles. I have pepper, woven leathers, a bolt of Myrish lace, mirrors for milady, a pair of Oldtown woodharps sweet as any you ever heard." The gangplank descended with a creak and a thud. "And I've brought your heir back to you."
Most of what we read there seems to be reworked in and around Littlefinger's homecoming in ASOS Sansa VI, when the Merling King brings the Dreadfort its heir, Littlefinger, as well as the seeming heir to Winterfell, Sansa. This begins with the Arbor wine and fruit we see off-loaded from the Merling King:
Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions. Among the loads he brought ashore were several casks of wine. Petyr poured Sansa a cup, as promised. …
… The wine was very fine; an Arbor vintage, she thought. It tasted of oak and fruit and hot summer nights, the flavors blossoming in her mouth like flowers opening to the sun. She only prayed that she could keep it down. Lord Petyr was being so kind, she did not want to spoil it all by retching on him.
… "Grisel," he called to the old woman, "bring some food up. … Oswell's brought some oranges and pomegranates from the King." …
Grisel reappeared…, balancing a large platter. … There were apples and pears and pomegranates, some sad-looking grapes, a huge blood orange.
Besides the straight repetition of Arbor wine, oranges, apples, and heirs, the repeated Oldtown motif is baldly reworked by Sansa's description of the wine, which is patently Oldtown-summer-esque, per the only substantive pre-AFFC description of Oldtown, which associates it with hot, fruity summer nights:
"King Maekar's summer was hotter than this one, and near as long. … [T]he heat was fierce while it lasted. Oldtown… came alive only by night. … I remember the smells of those nights, my lord—perfume and sweat, melons ripe to bursting, peaches and pomegranates, nightshade and moonbloom." (AGOT Eddard V)
The Myraham's "mirrors for milady" prefigure Sansa being figuratively groomed by Petyr and literally grooming herself in Petyr's Eyrie after he takes over:
When Gretchel fetched her Lysa's silvered looking glass, the color seemed just perfect with Alayne's mass of dark brown hair. (AFFC Alayne I)
The Myraham's "woodharps sweet as any you ever heard" presage Sansa being attacked by Marillion, whose "voice was strong and sweet", (AFFC Sansa I) after he sings a song (about blowjobs?) called "Milady's Supper" (supper a la the Myraham-ish fruit Sansa eats for supper when she lands) during Petyr's wedding bedding:
Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper"….
The Myraham's "woven leathers" and "Myrish lace" are reworked into the "laces unlaced" i.e. unwoven during said wedding:
By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray.
That it's a "bolt of Myrish lace" is interesting: After Sansa boards the Merling King, she sees a singular "bolt" from a crossbow strike Dontos, and then two more:
Lothor Brune dipped his torch. Three men stepped to the gunwale, raised crossbows, fired. One bolt took Dontos in the chest as he looked up…. The others ripped into throat and belly. (ASOS Sansa V)
Three crossbow bolts? What does that remind us if not… a Myrish crossbow:
"The king is playing with his new crossbow," Tyrion said. Ridding himself of Joffrey had required only an ungainly Myrish crossbow that threw three quarrels at a time…. (ACOK Tyrion VI)
What about the Myraham's "pepper"? I suspect this gets box-checked first by Sansa trying not to "retch" as she is off-loaded along with the wine with which Littlefinger tries to settle her tummy, as just two chapters later peppers are tightly linked to "retching" of the sort Sansa feels like doing:
[Tyrion] found himself on his knees retching… that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers. (ASOS Tyrion X)
GRRM seems to play off the "pepper" motif in other ways, as well. Consider that the gathering to meet the Myraham and the shouted questions that prompt her captain to announce her cargo—
A handful of Lordsport merchants had gathered to meet the ship. They shouted questions as the Myraham was tying up.
—get reworked by Petyr's household all gathering "to meet" the Merling King and by their peppering one another with questions:
Servants emerged from the tower to meet them; a thin old woman and a fat middle-aged one, two ancient white-haired men, and a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye. When they recognized Lord Petyr they knelt on the rocks. "My household," he said. "I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
She's a "popper", then, in case we didn't catch that retching → peppers. (This also reworks Theon "popping one off" with the captain's daughter, who is in many ways reworked by Kella, as will be discussed below.)
… [Petyr]… gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one. "Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed. "I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. … "How long will you be in residence?"
"As short a time as possible, Bryen, have no fear. Is the place habitable just now, would you say?"
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung." Petyr turned to Sansa. "Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now. Umfred's my steward, and Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord.…"
… Petyr gestured toward the fat woman. "Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
A gathering, and questions, questions, questions, as when Theon docks.
Recall that Bryen and Umfred come from shore to offload Sansa (who's just been promised a cup of wine to help with her upset "tummy") from the Merling King's rowboat:
The two old men waded out up to their thighs to lift Sansa from the boat so she would not get her skirts wet.
This reworks the "shorehands… off-loading… casks of wine" from a Tyroshi trader docked with the Myraham—
[Theon] spied a Tyroshi trading galley off-loading…
Shorehands rolled casks of wine off the Tyroshi trader, fisherfolk cried the day's catch, children ran and played. A priest in the seawater robes of the Drowned God was leading a pair of horses along the pebbled shore, while above him a slattern leaned out a window in the inn, calling out to some passing Ibbenese sailors.
—which itself prefigures the above-quoted off-loading of the Merling King (when "Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions" including "several casks of wine", from which Petyr immediately "poured Sansa a cup, as promised").
Kella & The Slattern
What about that "slattern lean[ing] out a window" to greet "some passing… sailors" while "children ran and played"? I submit that she is one of several motifs from Theon's homecoming prefiguring Petyr's servant Kella. I'll explain.
Consider that Petyr's servant Kella has many bastards i.e. children, popping one out every few years:
"I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
We only see one; presumably the others are off somewhere, running and playing, perhaps.
Kella happily greets Petyr as he comes ashore, much as Lordsport's slattern "call[s] out to some passing Ibbenese sailors". Note that the sailors on the Merling King are likewise 'passing' — passing through:
"From here the King turns east for Braavos. Without us."
Consider most of all that Kella's something of a slattern herself: She's "not one for telling them no".
"I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
Indeed, something Lysa says pretty clearly codes Kella as a verbatim "slattern", underlining the recursion:
"How would you like to spend your life on that bleak shore, surrounded by slatterns and sheep pellets?" (ASOS Sansa VII)
So I think the vignette with the slattern and the children in Lordsport pretty plainly prefigures Kella. But I think she's prefigured by two more pieces of Theon's homecoming.
Kella & The Captain's Daughter
Keeping in mind that Kella has a bunch of bastards ("she pops one out every few years) and that she's "not one for telling them no", consider also that she is (a) literally 'with child' — or rather, with a child—
a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye
—that she's (b) "fat"—
"Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed.
—and that she's (c) coded as a bit stupid:
"Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
She had to think a moment. "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
All like Theon's "captain's daughter".
The captain's daughter is "plump", as Kella is "fat":
The girl was a shade plump for his taste…
She is likely pregnant with Theon's bastard, a la Kella the bastard-popper.
She tells Theon…
"You can put it in me again, if it please you…"
…and accedes to his request for a blowjob, so she's "not one for telling them no."
She thereby helps Theon 'pop one off', a la Kella "pop[ping] one out".
Like Kella, she seems a bit stupid:
She looked rather stupid when she smiled, but he had never required a woman to be clever.
The stupid girl did not seem to be listening.
She… learned quickly for such a stupid girl….
She looked at him stupidly, so he left her there.
And finally, she offers to work in Theon's castle—
I'd work in your castle, milord.
—just as Kella works for Petyr.
Kella: The Spreading Patch of the Smallest Finger?
Besides the "slattern" and the captain's daughter, I suspect Kella may also riff on — of all things — the "spreading patches" of "lichen" on "wet" Pyke as Theon sails by:
[Pyke was] wet by the same salt waves, festooned with the same spreading patches of dark green lichen, speckled by the droppings of the same seabirds.
Get it? A spreading 'patch'? In combination with "lichen" a la "licking" and Pyke being "wet"? And not just wet, but "wet by… salt waves", when as we know from the captain's daughter, semen tastes "salty", "like the sea". It's like Pyke is being described as a turned-on "slattern" with her legs spread.
A Hoare, we might say.
This connects to Kella, specifically because of her name: Kella is a near anagram for "kale", a dark green plant, like the "dark green lichen".
Actually, the name Kella may have anothere precursor in Theon's story: "Qalen", the maester Theon asks Helya about upon his arrival at Pyke:
"And what of Maester Qalen, where is he?"
Qalen would be pronounced Kalen. Qalen → Kalen → Kale → Kela → Kella. Anyway…
Grisel & The Captain's Daughter
Something similar is going on with Petyr's servant Grisel, the "thin old woman" who was his wet nurse but who "keeps [his] castle now":
"Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now.
Grisel is similarly prefigured by two people from Theon's homecoming, including first the captain's daughter who wants to work in Theon's castle as Grisel works in Petyr's "castle".
Consider first that Grisel, like the captain's daughter, seems slightly stupid (but eager to please), as she fails to grasp Petyr's sarcasm and takes his derisive joke about gulls' eggs and seaweed soup as an order:
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home. When I break my fast on gulls' eggs and seaweed soup, I'll be certain of it."
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face.
Then there is the captain daughter's resume:
"I'd work in your castle, milord. I can clean fish and bake bread and churn butter. Father says my peppercrab stew is the best he's ever tasted. You could find me a place in your kitchens and I could make you peppercrab stew."
This surely prefigures what we're told about Grisel making a sea-based soup of her own (i.e. the just mentioned "seaweed soup"), baking bread, and churning butter for Petyr:
Grisel reappeared before he could say more, balancing a large platter. She set it down between them. … The old woman had brought a round of bread as well, and a crock of butter.
Grisel climbed up to the bedchamber to serve the lord and lady a tray of morning bread, with butter, honey, fruit, and cream.
Where Grisel used to be Petyr's wet nurse, Theon suckles the captain daughter's nipple as if she's a wet nurse:
Theon's finger circled one heavy teat, spiraling in toward the fat brown nipple. … He took her nipple in his mouth….
"You can put it in me again, if it please you," she whispered in his ear as he sucked.
And finally, where Theon kisses the captain's daughter on the ear—
[Theon] drew the captain's daughter close and kissed her on her ear.
—Littlefinger kisses Grisel on the cheek:
Oswell and Lothor splashed their way ashore, as did Littlefinger himself. He gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one.
Helya & Grisel (& Gretchel)
Grisel also rhymes with and reworks Helya, who keeps Balon's castle:
A bentback old crone in a shapeless grey dress approached him warily. "M'lord, I am sent to show you to chambers."
"And who are you?"
"Helya, who keeps this castle for your lord father."
Get it? "Helya and Grisel", a la "Hansel and Gretel".
(Gretel is a variant of "Greta". "Grisel" sounds like gristle, whereas in Hansel and Gretel the witch is trying to fatten Hansel up — she don't want no stringy meat! Note the thematic symmetry as well: By treating Hansel kindly and feeding him delicious treats, the witch is essentially "grooming" him for her own benefit/consumption, as Theon and Petyr groom the captain's daughter and Sansa, respectively, for their own benefit. Finally, note that "pebbles" are a key motif in Hansel and Gretel, prefiguring the proliferation of "pebbles" on Pyke, the 'rhyming' "pellets" on Petyr's Finger, and the isle of "Pebble" that leads to Petyr's Finger.)
The two "old" castle keepers neatly invert one another. Consider Grisel's comments about the old rushes and fire in Petyr's tower:
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung."
That's a recursive reversal of Helya's (lack of) preparation for Theon's visit: Where Grisel has a fire going even though she didn't know Petyr was coming, and where she proactively apologizes for not changing the rushes, telling him "we would have laid down fresh rushes… if we knew you were coming", Helya neither lit a fire nor changed the heavily foregrounded "old and brittle" rushes in the rooms Theon is given—
"I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. "See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
—despite having ample forewarning of his coming:
It was not as though they had no word of his arrival. Robb had sent ravens from Riverrun, and… Jason Mallister had sent his own birds to Pyke….
The joke is underlined by the introduction of "Gretchel" — Gretel with a borrowed H from Helya/Hansel — who fetches washbasins of water (which, see below), "la[ys] a fire in the hearth" and "tend[s] to the fire", brings food and discusses food storage in Petyr's Eyrie in AFFC Sansa I & Alayne I. (In other words, she 'keeps his castle.')
'Rhyming' Interiors
That's just the beginning of the reversals in the many recursions between Theon's lodgings at Pyke and Sansa's in the Drearfort.
Where Helya leads Theon to his rooms on his orders—
"Show me to my chambers, woman," he commanded. Bowing stiffly, [Helya] led him across the headland to the bridge. …
Whenever he'd imagined his homecoming, he had always pictured himself returning to the snug bedchamber in the Sea Tower, where he'd slept as a child. Instead the old woman led him to the Bloody Keep.
—it's Petyr who leads the way into his tower, casually inviting Grisel (and everyone else) to follow him:
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face. "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." He led them up the strand…
Petyr jokes about his hall being "dreary", and perhaps it is, but while it's "small" and "even smaller" within, his tower is also home to his servants, and hence very well lived-in.
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs. Above that was a modest hall, and higher still the bedchamber.
(Note that the "mastiff", which we see as Petyr leads Grisel in, recalls Helya bowing "stiffly" before leading Theon to his rooms.)
This sharply reverses the situation Theon finds at Pyke, when he's deposited not in a single room shared by a bunch of people who've lived in it forever and warmed by a hearth with a burning fire, a la Sansa, nor in the "snug bedchamber" in the Sea Tower he'd anticipated (which sounds like Littlefinger's little "tower" by the sea), but in the Bloody Keep, in a whole-ass "suite" of large but "chilly", even "cold" rooms with incredibly high ceilings — rooms which haven't even been opened, much less lived-in, for "years", and which are the very definition of "dreary":
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp. Theon was given a suite of chilly rooms with ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom. [Omitted but see below.]
[Omitted but see below.] It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste. The wall hangings were green with mildew, the mattress musty-smelling and sagging, the rushes old and brittle. Years had come and gone since these chambers had last been opened. The damp went bone deep. "I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
A ton of the motifs here (including the omitted stuff, which I'll return to) get recycled and reworked in Petyr's tower.
Most obviously, Theon's request for hot water prefigures Sansa's request for a hot bath:
"Might I have a hot bath as well?" asked Sansa.
"I'll have Kella draw some water, m'lady."
Note that Kella fulfills the request, not Grisel. This 'fits', as it's not Helya who brings Theon's water, but "two thralls".
Note also that Sansa requests her bath after thinking…
She desperately needed a bath and a change of clothes.
…whereas Theon changes his clothes immediately after the quoted passages.
Slightly less obviously, the "wall hangings [that] were green with mildew" are reworked by Petyr's own green 'wall hanging': his grandfather's shield, which is painted with a "light green field" and which "hung… above the hearth". The "mildew" is reworked by the fact that the paint is "cracked and flaking" i.e. flawed. And maybe also by the "light green field", since a field grows crops which get milled and which get dewy.
Brittle Bryen's Brigantine, Brindled Mastiff, & Old Blind Dog
As mentioned, the motif of unchanged rushes from Theon's homecoming recurs when Petyr comes home. But Petyr's homecoming also lexically riffs on Theon's rushes being quote-unquote "old and brittle" by giving us Bryen in "brigantine" who is very "old" but not, seemingly, brittle, as he still walks watches, not with his "old blind dog", but with a "brindled mastiff":
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. He looked to be at least eighty, but he wore a studded brigantine and a longsword at his side. …
"Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord. You said you'd be getting some more men too, but you never did. Me and the dogs stand all the watches."
Sansa found Bryen's old blind dog in her little alcove beneath the steps…
The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Is the brindled dog a "mastiff" 'only' a wink at Theon going mast-stiff for Asha? (See Part 4.) Maybe. But it's worth mentioning that when Theon is first being stirred by Pyke's banner and it's being battered about like the shield we see in the Drearfort three sentences after the mastiff, it's also (a) flying from a very stiff "mast" and (b) juxtaposed with a very large 'dog' of sorts:
The banner streamed from an iron mast, shivering and twisting as the wind gusted like a bird struggling to take flight. And here at least the direwolf of Stark did not fly above, casting its shadow down upon the Greyjoy kraken.
Musty Old Mattresses
The old, "musty-smelling and sagging" mattress (in the chamber that has just been re-opened after long periods of being closed and uninhabited) from Theon's homecoming is answered in Petyr's homecomiong by Lysa, who arrives a few pages later in the chapter, eager to finally have sex again with Petyr. "Mattress" is slang for a sexually available woman (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mattress) and Lysa sags—
Lady Lysa was two years younger than Mother, but this woman looked ten years older. Thick auburn tresses fell down past her waist, but beneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged.
—and smells stale. (Note that Lysa is on a mattress here.)
Her aunt was drenched in sweet scent, though under that was a sour milky smell. Her cheek tasted of paint and powder.
Lysa's "cheek tast[ing] of paint and powder" riffs on the line about Theon's "distaste" and "fear of ghosts":
It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste.
The distaste wordplay is obvious: Lysa tastes bad. As for the "fear of ghosts", Lysa (whom Sansa fears) being covered in "powder" reminds us of Sansa being afraid of a "spirit" covered in powdery flour:
When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs…. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. (AGOT Arya IV)
This line—
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp.
—is reworked by Lysa as well, who is big and well-dressed ("better furnished", so to speak)—
[B]eneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged. Her face was pink and painted, her breasts heavy, her limbs thick. She was taller than Littlefinger, and heavier; nor did she show any grace in the clumsy way she climbed down off her horse.
—but cold to Sansa and horny/wet/"damp" for Petyr.
Given that Theon's rooms are in several ways like Lysa (newly 'open for business' after a long period of being closed and untouched by men, etc.), and pronouncing aunt like antler, we also might say that where the Lysa-like rooms are "cold" and "damp", Lysa herself is Sansa's "cold" aunt. Rhyming 'rhyming'.
That "years had come and gone since" the room with the Lysa-like mattress "had last been opened" is reworked not just by Lysa getting laid, but textually when Sansa is told Lysa is coming to the Drearfort (where she is 're-opened', so to speak):
It had been years since Sansa last saw her mother's sister…"
I wonder whether Lysa crying and speaking to Sansa of being "bound by blood" to her—
Tears welled suddenly in Lady Lysa's eyes. "We are women alone now, you and I. Are you afraid, child? Be brave. I would never turn away Cat's daughter. We are bound by blood."
—might not be in part a play on the fact that "the damp went bone deep" in the Bloody Keep. By saying that, Sansa's damp (i.e. crying) aunt "went bone deep", so to speak. (If you're "bound by blood" to someone, you have a "bone deep" bond with them. Also, bone → bound wordplay?)
Braziers → Bracing?
Did Theon's attempt to drive away "the chill" and damp of the salty sea air of Pyke using "braziers"—
See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill.
—inform (via wordplay: braziers → bracing) Petyr's line when the Merling King pulls up to the Drearfort?
Lord Petyr came up beside her, cheerful as ever. "Good morrow. The salt air is bracing, don't you think? It always sharpens my appetite."
And/or is that "sharpening" motif a recursion of Theon sharpening his dirk immediately after said braziers are lit?
After some time, they brought the hot water he had asked for. … While two thralls lit his braziers, Theon stripped off his travel-stained clothing and dressed to meet his father. … He hung a dirk at one hip and a longsword at the other…. Drawing the dirk, he … pulled a whetstone from his belt pouch, and gave it a few licks. He prided himself on keeping his weapons sharp.
Gods Be Good!
The motifs of Theon yelling "gods be good" at his servant and of "ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom" are recursively reworked when Lysa summons Sansa (like a servant) to speak with her the morning after she weds Petyr. Sansa responds to the summons by thinking, verbatim, "gods be good", and is then told they'll be heading to the Eyrie, which we know is "so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds", i.e. it has parapets 'so high that they were lost in the clouds':
Lady Lysa was still abed [like a good mattress!], but Lord Petyr was up and dressed. "Your aunt wishes to speak with you," he told Sansa, as he pulled on a boot. "I've told her who you are."
Gods be good. "I . . . I thank you, my lord."
Petyr yanked on the other boot. "I've had about as much home as I can stomach. We'll leave for the Eyrie this afternoon."
Seven towers, Ned had told her, like white daggers thrust into the belly of the sky, so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds. (AGOT Catelyn VI)
The notion of a "ceiling" so high it is lost in gloom is perhaps also reworked by the story Lysa tells Sansa about Petyr's "rise" to power: She says she "always knew how high [Petyr would] rise", and it's my belief that said rise has likely seen him 'lost', spiritually, in 'darkness'. (Note that ceilings are a frequently invoked metaphor when talking about climbing the corporate ladder.)
"Half his teeth were gone, and his breath smelled like bad cheese. I cannot abide a man with foul breath. Petyr's breath is always fresh . . . he was the first man I ever kissed, you know. My father said he was too lowborn, but I knew how high he'd rise. Jon gave him the customs for Gulltown to please me, but when he increased the incomes tenfold my lord husband saw how clever he was and gave him other appointments, even brought him to King's Landing to be master of coin. That was hard, to see him every day and still be wed to that old cold man.
(Recall that the motif of bad/fresh breath there reworks the "winey stench of the old man's [Sylas Sourmouth's] breath", which Theon thinks about roughly ¼ page prior to being shown his suite in the Bloody Keep.)
Butchered Sons & Brothers
Lysa continues to rant:
"Jon did his duty in the bedchamber, but he could no more give me pleasure than he could give me children. His seed was old and weak. All my babies died but Robert, three girls and two boys. All my sweet little babies dead, and that old man just went on and on with his stinking breath. So you see, I have suffered too." Lady Lysa sniffed. "You do know that your poor mother is dead?"
"Tyrion told me," said Sansa. "He said the Freys murdered her at The Twins, with Robb."
Those references to (a) a bunch of dead "babies", including two brothers, one of which was "murdered" when Lysa's father, Hoster Tully, who ruled the Riverlands, betrayed Lysa's trust; and to (b) foul smelling breath, a la Sylas, and finally to (c) the Red Wedding — a bloody betrayal of Sansa's brother, who was King of the Riverlands — particularly (per Sansa saying "Tyrion told me") as it's described by Tyrion—
Sansa did not need to hear how her brother's body had been hacked and mutilated, he decided; nor how her mother's corpse had been dumped naked into the Green Fork in a savage mockery of House Tully's funeral customs. (ASOS Tyrion VII)
—are one of the ways ASOS Sansa VI rejiggers the part of Theon's description of his Bloody Keep suite I "[omitted]" earlier, which entails betrayals, murdered brothers, a River King, slaughter, and bodies "hacked to bits".
[Theon] might have been more impressed if he had not known that these were the very chambers that had given the Bloody Keep its name. A thousand years before, the sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
But Greyjoys were not murdered in Pyke except once in a great while by their brothers, and his brothers were both dead.
Lysa's speech with its reference to her abortion and to the Red Wedding (and to stink-breath like Sylas's) isn't the only (or even the main) way Petyr's homecoming chapter refracts those images from Theon's homecoming, though.
Littlefinger is himself a kind of River King (as Lord Paramount of the Trident), right? And note that we read all about his "slaughtered" "sons" just before he enters the tower, wherein we then see the foul betrayers who murdered their 'brothers'. I'm talking, of course, about his sheep and his sheepdogs:
"How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
… "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home.…" … "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." … A handful of sheep were wandering about the base of the flint tower…. …
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Note the kitchen, recalling that the Bloody Keep is paired with the Kitchen Keep as Theon first gazes on Pyke:
Farther out were the Kitchen Keep and the Bloody Keep, each on its own island.
Note, too, that the sheep are coded as Petyr's "sons", in a way (a la the "slaughtered… sons of the River King" Theon remembers in his Bloody Tower rooms), and not just because he owns them. He says that Kella has lots of bastards and that she minds his sheep, right? And what else does he say of Kella, in jest? That she 'is' the "mother" of his "daughter," "Alayne Stone":
"Alayne . . . Stone, would it be?" When he nodded, she said, "But who is my mother?"
"Kella?"
"Please no," she said, mortified.
"I was teasing.
The joke foregrounds the notion of Petyr as the father of Kella's children. And while she supposedly has a bunch of bastards, we don't see them. We just see the one girl with the livestock-evoking eye with a sty. It's almost like the sheep she looks after are her children. And thus like Petyr is their father.
(Note the word "mortified". This points straight back to Theon in his Bloody Tower for two reasons: First, greyscale, which mortifies the flesh, killed Balon's brother Harlon, who died "in a windowless tower room" at Pyke. Second: Theon will, in his next chapter, be truly mortified by the realization that "Esgred" is his sister Asha, where that masquerade in turn prefigures Sansa masquerading as Alayne.)
So the "cold" Bloody Keep with its partner the Kitchen Keep and its story of a "slaughter", betrayal, brother killing brother, a River King's sons' bodies "hacked to bits in their beds" — all these motifs are reworked by Kella's account of one of Lord Paramount Petyr's sheep-'sons' being killed by its lexicial 'brothers', the very "sheep-dogs" who were supposed to guard it, and of other sheep-'sons' being verbatim "butchered", i.e. slaughtered on a killing bed and in the process surely hacked into pieces that were then preserved against spoilage for future consumption, such that the resulting "cold salt mutton" could be used as travel rations. Which jibes with Theon's language, creatively interpreted:
[T]he sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
(They were slaughtered and hacked to bits only so as to properly preserve them against spoilage during their upcoming journey "back to their father on the mainland", you see!)
Theon's Honor Guard
The conditions in Theon's rooms are consistent with the cold welcome he receives, both from Aeron—
The priest's manner was chilly, most unlike the man Theon remembered.
—and Balon—
Theon pulled off his gloves. "… Why is my father not here to greet me?"
"He awaits you in the Sea Tower, m'lord. When you are rested from your trip."
And I thought Ned Stark cold.
—and they're thus part of a broad yin/yang 'rhyme' with Petyr's initial homecoming, which is warm and welcoming and full of familiar faces, whereas Theon knows no one, such that he thinks:
It is as if I were a stranger here….
The reversal is wryly underlined when Petyr is greeted at the shore by his "captain of the guards", Bryen:
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man.
Thus Petyr ironically gets the "honor guard" welcome Theon hoped he'd get on his arrival 'home':
[Theon] saw… no honor guard waiting to escort him from Lordsport to Pyke, only smallfolk going about their small business.
Notice that where no one stops what they're doing for Theon, everyone stops when Petyr arrives. And of course, everyone in his household recognizes him, whereas no one recognizes Theon. Which is telling, because in a deep sense, that's all Theon really wants, deep down: a little recognition.
Littlefinger has it… but it's not enough.
(SUB)SERIES CONCLUDES IN PART 10: Oswell & Aeron; Lothar & Dagmer; The Closing Twist
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2023.05.31 19:20 babygirl_babyboy Eww TMI (sorry)
So about 10pm last night I started to feel sick, like worst than normal (9weeks) by 2am I was throwing up, violently wrenching trying to gasp some air, then it stopped I took a small sip of water and 5 mins later all hell broke lose as it was coming out of both ends, this went on till 4am I gave up trying to even sip water. About 7am I’m back on the way to the bathroom all over again! It stopped about 8am and my GP opens at 8:30, so called up and got an appointment, FTM and panicking about everything, I still couldn’t keep a sip down, I get seen at 12pm my belly is soft so it seems that baby is ok, I’m just very dehydrated and my heart rate is very high, she told me to take little sips of lucazade and if I get any worse to call 111, it’s just gone 6pm and I’ve just finished my lucazade it took me nearly 6 hours. I feel so bad, I’m in so much pain my stomach is killing and I still keep getting waves of nausea, but I have not been sick since 11:30am do I risk nibbling a biscuit? I’m by no means hungry just really worried about my little one xx
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2023.05.31 19:20 SideshowMarty Something that bothers me about Shift
Shift spoilers galore:
tl;dr I find the origin story of the silos unsatisfying, particularly the way they're populated on the first day.
It's implied (but not stated outright, unless I missed something) that on Day 1 the people gathered for the convention and herded inside after the blast are the entire seed population for the silos.
If the silos are fully populated from the start, that's around 500K people. Seems unlikely they'd be able to herd that many people inside safely amidst the chaos of a nuke/extremely large future-tech bomb going off nearby. (I speculate that it might not have been a nuke because Donald saw the flash but didn't go blind even temporarily, and apparently nobody was affected by the shockwave.)
I see two possibilities:
- the starting population was not the full 10K per silo capacity, probably much smaller but not so small as to risk eventual problems with inbreeding. That's still quite a few people, say around 250K
- the silos were already partially populated with people who were told they were part of an experiment in living underground, and the conventioneers were just random people to top up (except Silo 1, peopled with handpicked project insiders and soldiers)
The second one would have the problem of secrecy, as the convention was supposed to be the big unveiling of the silos where even Donald, who was so deeply involved in the project, first realized there were 50 of them. Doesn't seem likely it would stay secret if people were already living there.
Then again, thorough secrecy is kind of hard to imagine for the construction of 50 underground structures that are a mile deep and have enough "land" to feed 10k people including highly resource-intensive livestock farming... the depth is often mentioned, but the diameter must be very large too.
I also don't think it was a wise choice to tie the silo project to a real-life political party but that's a minor gripe.
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2023.05.31 19:20 Icy_Cap_1508 coinbase holding my Funds hostage
Coinbase closed my account and they gave me no explanation ! the only reason i received was that I violated terms, I DID Not violate any of their terms. I transferred money from my hard earning personal account to Coinbase and they are holding my funds hostage. when I sign on I am asked to either transfer funds or donate, when i try to transfer i get the error message" unable to transfer funds at this time". I have a large amount of money in bitcoin and i can not sell it meaning if bitcoin goes down so does my money!. I am already down hundreds of dollars because I DO NOT HAVE ACCES TO MY FUNDS! this is a legal matter BE WARE people do not trust your money to this company. Costumer service states they accelerated my case but it has been at least a week and i have not heard anything. JUST BE CAREFUL anyone reading this please be careful! i searched a lot before i trusted coinbase and now i realize i made a big mistake and its time to take legal action.
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