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2017.01.23 21:36 Pictures of Dogs.
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2023.05.31 19:22 PrideOfAfrika Anyone who was angry at or didn't understand why this checkpoint on the Normandy was necessary, (outside of masking loading screens), has never been in the Army, heard the term OPSEC, or done 24 hour duty at battalion or brigade.
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2023.05.31 19:22 Funky_flounder Nobody ever believes me
I’m a 19f, and my whole life every body has said I’m being dramatic or that I’m lying. Thing is, I rarely lie.
I said I was having heart palpitations to the point it was hard to breathe properly, my mom and family would roll their eyes. Turns out, I had a heart block and needed surgery asap.
I told my family that I had a nose bleed for two hours, which I dealt with on my own, so nobody would call me dramatic. But after hour 3, I asked for help. everyone said it wasn’t that bad until I went to the hospital because it had been 2 days with a nose bleed and I fainted from blood loss. I vomited three cups of blood in the hospital too, but nobody wanted to go with me because their germaphobes. I even took photos of the vomit bag to prove I wasn’t lying.
I have really terrible eyesight, -8.00 in both eyes, and I tried telling my family in the past that I couldn’t see anything around me. They all told me I was being dramatic and that it wasn’t possible. I went in for an optometrist appointment and they gave me my prescription and said it was very high. Still, nobody believes me.
I was beat by my family and I had really bad stomach pain. Turns out, they’d punches my medical device that’s for my heart, causing internal bleeding and required surgery.
That is just a glimpse of scenarios where nobody believes me.
It pisses me off and I just want to give up and say that I am lying even when I know I’m not.
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2023.05.31 19:22 Psychological-Leg207 Job Opening - Section Engineer
I am a hiring manager and just posted a job opening for a Section Engineer (job ID 248921). The position would work for Baltimore Gas and Electric working in the Substation Engineering Unit. I had previously posted this job description to get everyone’s thoughts on compensation. In this industry (utilities) a section engineer has some more leadership responsibilities than a senior but no direct reports.
BGE is the largest electric and gas utility in the State of Maryland and the oldest gas utility in North America. The company is headquartered in Baltimore is a subsidiary of Exelon. The position focuses on structural engineering related to substation expansions, modifications, and new builds from 500kv to 13kV. Indoor and outdoor.
Looking for someone with solid steel and concrete design background. Welded and bolted connections. Drilled pier and mat foundation design. Experience with pre-engineered metal buildings. Utility experience is good but not a requirement since that can be taught on the job.
7-9 years engineering experience minimum and a PE
40 (5x8s) hours a week with Base Salary range 115k to 130k depending on exp. 15% yearly bonus target of base salary dependent on company and personal performance. Base salary does not include bonus. 401k with 3% matching and Utility medical, sick, and PTO. The position is hybrid remote and requires coming into the office on Tuesdays and Wednesday. Our core hours are 9am to 3pm.
Work location is 2900 Baltimore Drive 21244.
The position has some on call responsibilities. For 2 weeks out of a 9 week rotation you may be required to respond to storms (Storm Duty) which is paid at straight time. Otherwise no paid OT.
Link to the position here:
https://careers.bge.com/jobs/12831914-section-engineer The posting will be available for 3 weeks. Feel free to PM me if you have questions.
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2023.05.31 19:21 darthmidoriya I (27F) Feel Extra Energized After My BF (28M) Worked His First Night Shift
TL:DR: My bf had his first night shift as a nurse so I had a lot of time alone, and I feel amazing today, and more awake than I have in months.
I want to preface that this is not my bf’s issue. He would have absolutely no problem with me taking some alone time every day.
I am known as somewhat of a hermit. Growing up especially I was always tucked away in my room. I do enjoy being alone but I’m the oldest of six children. The house was always too chaotic for me with all of them running around and yelling, my dad coming home and screaming at everyone, my mom exhausted for obvious reasons. And on top of that the entire downstairs floor is painted bright yellow. And I mean bright yellow.
So if I could help it, I didn’t come out of my room. I came out to eat and do chores. I never really developed an intimacy with my family, though I do love them.
Fast forward to four years ago, I meet a guy at work who is my supervisor. Long story short, he doesn’t “drain my gas tank.” I could spend endless hours with him without having to recharge. I’ll admit that before we started dating, we locked down together during COVID, and I got a little codependent. So again, my issue. He had a habit of not staying in one place for too long so I felt like I needed to spend every second I could with him bc I felt like I’d wake up one day and he’d be gone.
Well fast forward again to today. We’ve been dating for a year and a half. Living together since 2020. His daughter (6) is like my own, I love and adore her so much. His daughter’s mom is intense but lovely and she’s bought me presents and welcomed me in as her daughter’s bonus mom. His family supports me and cheers me on even harder than my own. They really have become my little family in a very intimate way and I finally understand actually being scared to lose someone, because I’ve never been scared of that before.
Because I’ve never had this kind of relationship and it’s all so new to me, even though I’m no longer codependent, I still spend all my time with my bf and his daughter. Which is easy bc we live in a one bedroom apartment currently. I love it, I don’t want to miss time with them.
Yesterday, my bf had his first night shift as a nurse. I was supposed to do math homework and laundry but I decided to just chill and take advantage of the night. Played some Zelda, ate some food, cuddled with our puppy. I didn’t think too much of it but today I feel amazing. I struggle to wake up and I woke up immediately today and only hated the world about 62% instead of 110%. I’ve been doing really well at work today.
So I’m thinking that having regular time to myself is vital to me. But I don’t know how to make that time. I like being home alone, but I’m never home alone because I work 7-5 and on weekends, we have his daughter. What do I do? How do I do this? I want to be the best partner I can, especially now that I’m in school again.
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2023.05.31 19:21 Basthorille [tw : EDs] Nmother told me my fingers were fat
The title certainly made you laugh, and tbh I try to laugh about it.
I'm 25M (trans).
I've been suffering from anorexia nevrosa and other EDs for years (from my 19 to 24's) and I recovered during the past year.
I never told my parents about it, but they saw an insta story of mine where i was talking about it last year. They got angry bc I've been hiding this to them (they were calling me "skeletor" or "A*schw*tz" so I wasn't feeling comfortable to open up haha). Nmom made fun of me all the time when I was young bc of my weight (never been overweight also), forced me several times to go on a diet (my first one was when I was 7).
I've been living on my own for more than two years and now I gained a bit weight, I'm still low but healthy. I'm working out and I look fit.
My parents came visiting me today, and Nmom tried the cargo pants I was wearing and complained that it fitted me better and that she was fat. She isn't and I told her my pants suited her well (which was true). My father wasn't at my flat atm, but when he arrived, he told me I look healthier bc I gained weight.
(I'm recovering but it's still really hard for me to accept that gaining weight isn't a bad thing, even if it's healthy. Eds are forever. I know he didn't meant to hurt me but it's not a good thing to say).
My dad saw my arms and asked me what I was doing to got it so muscular in a short amount of time. He was pretty impressed. (creatin + full body workout every two days for two months, guess I'm lucky and have good genetics).
Nmom told me "your fingers are fat". Bitch. Go to hell.
I was feeling so bad but now I think she might be jealous. Also I don't understand why because I'm a man, now. She should'nt compare herself to me anymore. I mean, she should have never done this, but... It doesn't make any sense.
I'm afraid it's gonna trigger a relapse tbh. I hate how my parents don't even bother asking me how to treat someone with EDs and BPD. They don't give a shit. I'm pissed.
Thanks for reading
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2023.05.31 19:20 antonl99 [Store] Multiple Knives, Gloves & High tiers - BFK Emerald/BlackPearl, M9 Ruby 0.0013, M9 Black Pearl 0.00 2x, Howl FN/MW/FT , #1 Talon Crimson FN,0 AWP Dragon Lore MW , AK Wild Lotus MW, Stiletto Ruby/Pandora Gloves , Vice Gloves MW and MUCH more.
Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
My discord : ¡Antonbeast Buying/Trading Skins#9260
Links to my profile / trade offer
Steam Profile :
https://steamcommunity.com/id/antonbeast Trade offer :
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffenew/?partner=61414315&token=WGyxdHWU Every item is up for trade, don't be afraid to send an offer!
Prices on items may fluctuate, don't fully rely on the B/O price.
Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
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2023.05.31 19:20 antonl99 [Store] Multiple Knives, Gloves & High tiers - BFK Emerald/BlackPearl, M9 Ruby 0.0013, M9 Black Pearl 0.00 2x, Howl FN/MW/FT , #1 Talon Crimson FN,0 AWP Dragon Lore MW , AK Wild Lotus MW, Stiletto Ruby/Pandora Gloves , Vice Gloves MW and MUCH more.
Hi dear friends, everything in my inventory is up for trade and up for sale.
I also buy/sell skins via Crypto.
(This List only contain items above $100 I have a lot more items in my inventory, check that out on my profile)
This list is not always up to date there is more unlisted items in my inventory! feel free to add me to discuss offers. The fastest way to get a response is to send me a direct trade offer through my trade link.
Guidelines to communicate with me : be informative on what you're interested in and if you wish to buy with cash/crypto or trade.
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Name Float Specifics Tradability B/O
★ Butterfly Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0378 - Tradable $21000
★ Karambit Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0667 - Tradable $14500
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0071 - Tradable $13500
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0013 - Not tradeable $14500
AWP Dragon Lore MW 0.0785 - Tradable $10250
AK-47 Wild Lotus MW 0.1325 - Tradable $10500
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0568 - Tradable $7850
M4A4 Howl FN 0.0628 - Tradable $7850
AWP Dragon Lore FT 0.3701 - Tradable $6950
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0245 - Tradable $7850
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque MW 0.0947 - Tradable $6150
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0069 0.00 Tradable $6351.91
AK-47 Gold Arabesque FN 0.0687 - Tradable $5351.91
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0096 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ M9 Bayonet Doppler (Black Pearl) FN 0.0089 0.00 Tradable $8252.87
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1499 - Not tradeable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1258 - Tradable $5889.16
★ Sport Gloves Vice MW 0.1433 BTA Knuckles, very clean Tradable $7189.16
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0222 - Tradable $5966.35
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0535 - Tradable $5560.84
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0044 - Tradable $5960.84
M4A4 Howl MW 0.0795 - Tradable $5213.81
★ Sport Gloves Pandora's Box FT 0.3633 - Tradable $5271.48
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0330 - Tradable $4857.16
M4A4 Howl FT 0.3227 - Not tradeable $4256.47
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1465 - Not tradeable $3838.56
★ Butterfly Knife Lore MW 0.1042 0.10 Tradable $4238.56
★ Specialist Gloves Crimson Kimono MW 0.1264 BTA pattern Not tradeable $4622.7
★ Talon Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0603 #1 world Talon FN CW Not tradeable $6500
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Ruby) MW 0.0745 - Tradable $3794.53
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0026 - Tradable $3926.33
★ Butterfly Knife Fade FN 0.0195 80.0% lowest possible Tradable $5426.33
AWP Desert Hydra FN 0.0522 - Not tradeable $3641.45
AWP The Prince FT 0.3428 - Tradable $3627.29
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0140 - Tradable $3527.29
★ Butterfly Knife Fade MW 0.0703 - Tradable $3477.14
★ Karambit Lore FN 0.0631 - Tradable $3173.33
M4A1-S Knight FN 0.0076 - Tradable $3852.09
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $2874.21
★ Karambit Fade FN 0.0097 0.00 + 99.9% Fade, one of the best kara fades. Tradable $8000.21
ST ★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0331 - Tradable $2809.08
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0319 - Tradable $2732.63
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2967 - Tradable $3076.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2856 - Tradable $3276.81
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze FT 0.2243 - Tradable $4576.81
★ Butterfly Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0355 - Tradable $2435.29
★ Butterfly Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0599 - Tradable $2398.48
★ Huntsman Knife Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0277 - Tradable $2322.03
AWP Medusa FT 0.3088 - Tradable $2519.19
Souvenir AK-47 Gold Arabesque BS 0.5971 - Tradable $2237.07
AK-47 Hydroponic FN 0.0381 - Tradable $2229.85
★ Skeleton Knife Fade FN 0.0660 - Not tradeable $2202.38
★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0373 - Tradable $2109.64
★ Butterfly Knife Lore FT 0.3677 - Tradable $2050.04
★ Bowie Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0323 - Tradable $2045.93
★ Butterfly Knife 0.3833 - Tradable $2017.61
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0213 - Tradable $1966.36
★ Bowie Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0175 - Tradable $1966.36
ST ★ M9 Bayonet Fade FN 0.0101 - Tradable $1929.83
MP9 Wild Lily FN 0.0567 - Tradable $2197.26
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0007 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Falchion Knife Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FN 0.0112 - Tradable $1887.78
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1382 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Sport Gloves Omega MW 0.1311 - Tradable $1858.82
★ Butterfly Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0073 - Not tradeable $1951.96
M4A1-S Welcome to the Jungle MW 0.1412 - Tradable $1840.63
★ Driver Gloves King Snake MW 0.1444 - Tradable $2139.14
★ Karambit Lore MW 0.0736 - Tradable $2133.76
★ Flip Knife Doppler (Black Pearl) MW 0.0781 - Tradable $2169.84
★ Karambit Marble Fade FN 0.0334 BTA Corner Tradable $1955.61
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0344 - Tradable $1741.52
ST ★ Karambit Gamma Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0332 - Not tradeable $1727.36
★ M9 Bayonet Crimson Web MW 0.0880 - Tradable $3906.12
★ M9 Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0333 - Not tradeable $1697.63
Souvenir AWP Desert Hydra 0.4292 - Not tradeable $1670.73
AK-47 Hydroponic MW 0.0752 - Tradable $1592.85
★ Moto Gloves Spearmint FT 0.2960 - Tradable $1543.23
★ Karambit Crimson Web MW 0.1224 - Not tradeable $1451.27
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.0999 - Tradable $1343.52
AK-47 Fire Serpent MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1343.52
M4A1-S Imminent Danger MW 0.1346 - Tradable $1308.26
★ Karambit BS 0.5547 - Tradable $1295.45
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0064 - Not tradeable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0354 - Tradable $1258.42
★ Karambit Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0277 - Not tradeable $1245.96
★ Survival Knife Crimson Web FN 0.0670 - Not tradeable $1234.64
★ Gut Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0232 - Not tradeable $1230.11
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0335 - Not tradeable $1203.35
★ M9 Bayonet Slaughter FN 0.0699 - Tradable $1203.35
AWP Fade FN 0.0206 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Ultraviolet MW 0.1411 - Tradable $1189.33
AWP Fade FN 0.0333 - Tradable $1189.33
ST ★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0465 - Not tradeable $1118.39
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0402 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0355 - Tradable $1113.72
★ Talon Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0338 - Tradable $1113.72
ST ★ Butterfly Knife Damascus Steel MW 0.0811 - Tradable $1068.27
★ Karambit Slaughter MW 0.1166 - Tradable $1054.82
★ Navaja Knife Doppler (Sapphire) FN 0.0387 - Not tradeable $1040.52
★ Shadow Daggers Doppler (Ruby) FN 0.0081 - Tradable $996.63
★ Stiletto Knife Fade FN 0.0090 - Tradable $990.97
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent MW 0.1271 - Tradable $989.55
★ Butterfly Knife Blue Steel MW 0.0888 - Not tradeable $987.57
★ Talon Knife Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0346 - Not tradeable $984.03
★ Karambit Case Hardened MW 0.0883 - Not tradeable $955.71
ST ★ Bayonet Lore MW 0.0804 - Tradable $906.01
AK-47 Fire Serpent FT 0.2272 - Tradable $900.49
★ Bayonet Marble Fade FN 0.0320 - Tradable $890.51
★ Talon Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0556 - Tradable $822.62
ST ★ Bayonet Tiger Tooth MW 0.0716 - Tradable $821.2
ST AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.0981 4x Kato 15 Navi Holo Tradable $2816.96
★ Karambit Blue Steel MW 0.1493 - Tradable $799.97
★ Sport Gloves Vice BS 0.7893 - Tradable $792.88
ST ★ Classic Knife Fade FN 0.0592 - Tradable $786.44
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0085 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0260 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0044 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0078 - Tradable $780.43
Desert Eagle Blaze FN 0.0313 - Tradable $780.43
★ M9 Bayonet Bright Water FN 0.0322 - Tradable $745.46
★ Karambit Blue Steel FT 0.1713 - Tradable $736.25
ST ★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0464 - Tradable $734.84
★ Bayonet Autotronic MW 0.1111 - Tradable $729.31
★ Sport Gloves Omega FT 0.3725 - Not tradeable $714.87
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh MW 0.1074 - Tradable $707.86
★ Butterfly Knife Forest DDPAT MW 0.1363 - Tradable $700.78
★ Flip Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0299 - Not tradeable $687.48
★ Bayonet Doppler (Phase 1) FN 0.0165 - Tradable $683.58
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade FN 0.0072 - Tradable $676.64
★ Sport Gloves Hedge Maze BS 0.5675 - Not tradeable $672.11
★ Driver Gloves Snow Leopard FT 0.2092 - Tradable $658.24
★ Stiletto Knife Marble Fade MW 0.0789 - Tradable $651.16
★ Survival Knife Fade FN 0.0102 - Not tradeable $647.55
★ Stiletto Knife Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0091 - Tradable $622.98
★ Butterfly Knife Urban Masked 0.3844 - Tradable $608.82
★ Butterfly Knife Scorched FT 0.3489 - Tradable $603.16
★ Stiletto Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0116 - Not tradeable $591.69
★ Ursus Knife Doppler (Phase 2) FN 0.0328 - Tradable $590.35
★ Huntsman Knife Fade FN 0.0078 - Not tradeable $576.26
★ Flip Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0359 - Tradable $572.58
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out MW 0.1324 - Tradable $559.13
★ Specialist Gloves Emerald Web 0.4355 - Tradable $528.81
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web MW 0.1324 - Tradable $506.87
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox FN 0.0694 - Tradable $494.14
★ Hand Wraps Cobalt Skulls FT 0.3506 - Tradable $474.88
AK-47 Vulcan MW 0.1165 - Tradable $470.07
★ Huntsman Knife Gamma Doppler (Phase 3) FN 0.0244 - Not tradeable $464.7
ST ★ Falchion Knife Doppler (Phase 4) FN 0.0353 - Tradable $431.56
★ M9 Bayonet Urban Masked FT 0.2890 - Tradable $423.68
★ M9 Bayonet Forest DDPAT 0.3855 - Tradable $421.93
★ Paracord Knife Slaughter FN 0.0137 - Tradable $416.97
M4A4 Temukau FN 0.0140 - Tradable $399.28
★ Survival Knife Slaughter FN 0.0615 - Not tradeable $377.97
★ Bayonet Blue Steel MW 0.0877 - Tradable $372.23
★ Specialist Gloves Field Agent FT 0.2862 - Tradable $368.13
Desert Eagle Hand Cannon FN 0.0331 - Tradable $368.12
★ Skeleton Knife Night Stripe BS 0.5431 - Tradable $366.69
★ Flip Knife Autotronic FT 0.2108 - Not tradeable $356.94
Desert Eagle Fennec Fox MW 0.0884 - Tradable $356.8
★ Nomad Knife Case Hardened FT 0.1803 - Tradable $356.49
ST ★ Bowie Knife Lore MW 0.1062 - Tradable $353.75
★ Bayonet Ultraviolet MW 0.0939 - Tradable $352.53
★ Talon Knife Ultraviolet FT 0.1823 - Tradable $348.3
★ Sport Gloves Bronze Morph MW 0.1045 - Tradable $347.74
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2631 - Not tradeable $345.4
★ Driver Gloves Imperial Plaid FT 0.2584 - Tradable $345.4
M4A4 The Coalition FN 0.0681 - Tradable $344.05
ST ★ Flip Knife Crimson Web FT 0.3589 - Not tradeable $339.66
ST AK-47 The Empress FN 0.0689 - Tradable $328.2
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.2085 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Oni Taiji FT 0.1786 - Tradable $325.58
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0429 - Not tradeable $320.69
AWP Silk Tiger FN 0.0401 - Tradable $320.69
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.2615 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Scarlet Shamagh FT 0.3778 - Tradable $310
★ Sport Gloves Nocts FT 0.2275 - Tradable $308.45
★ Falchion Knife Tiger Tooth FN 0.0591 - Tradable $301.37
★ Paracord Knife Crimson Web FT 0.2136 - Tradable $286
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate FT 0.1931 - Not tradeable $282.47
Glock-18 Twilight Galaxy FN 0.0069 - Tradable $269.02
★ Flip Knife Black Laminate BS 0.8311 - Not tradeable $263.14
★ Hand Wraps CAUTION! FT 0.3525 - Not tradeable $261.78
AK-47 Fuel Injector MW 0.0954 - Tradable $261.16
★ Nomad Knife Stained 0.3913 - Tradable $254.86
M4A1-S Printstream MW 0.1048 - Not tradeable $246.99
AK-47 Vulcan FT 0.2007 - Tradable $237.72
★ Specialist Gloves Mogul FT 0.1817 - Tradable $235.95
★ Specialist Gloves Forest DDPAT MW 0.1365 - Tradable $230.57
Glock-18 Gamma Doppler (Emerald) FT 0.2246 - Tradable $226.54
AK-47 Case Hardened FT 0.2186 - Tradable $209.12
★ Moto Gloves Smoke Out FT 0.2946 - Tradable $207.35
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2023.05.31 19:20 data_ciens_ultra3000 What has changed at SIUE since the pandemic?
Hello. I am a student at SIUE who has been in attendance since 2018. My first two years there were the best of my life by far- however since 2020 my experience at SIUE has been totally miserable. Ever since they sent us home packing on March 17, 2020- things at SIUE have never been the same.
Right now, I am still deciding on whether I will return to finish my degree or accept a scholarship offer from another university. I need to know what others perception on this situation is so I can make the right decision for myself.
I have talked to some others already and heard that they have had a similar experience. It seems to me that much has changed since 2020. SIUE used to be a much more connected, active campus- with many buildings remaining open literally 24/7/365. There was a much different attitude and atmosphere on campus which seems mostly absent now. (... the police presence in cougar village/campus use to be much more prescient as well, as another unfortunate example.)
Virtually all of the upper level administration has been completely replaced since 2020. Literally everyone is new- the chancellor, vice chancellor, and so on.- there has been a complete overhaul of the agenda, policies, and even basic things like the logo or diploma visuals- but I have yet to see anyone who has benefitted from these changes.
I could go on and on about it forever. Another thing that has happened is mass integration of East Asian international students into the student body- without an appropriate allocation of resources to support these students in their success. Many of these international students are struggling with basic access to food and transportation- and often these students are literally using SIUE admissions as a way to get student visas and then transfer to other schools.
I am from a city not too far from SIUE. I am one of six black males I know who has gone to SIUE from my hometown. So far none of us has returned back with a degree. Are we the problem?
What is happening at SIUE right now? I don't understand? Is something wrong, or am I just dissaffected and detached? Should I even bother coming back?
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2023.05.31 19:20 M_Tootles "Cargos, Slatterns & Butchery" with Helya & Grisel. (Spoilers TWOW)
This post is part of a series looking at the
massive amount of 'rhyming' (and occasionally
rhyming) recursivity I believe exists between (a) the homecoming of Petyr Baelish to the Fingers and (b) the homecoming of Theon Greyjoy to Pyke.
While this series/post can be read simply as a study 'for its own sake' of the curious recursion between these storylines, it is my belief that the 'rhyming' explored here between the stories of Petyr and Theon exists (at least in part) to foreshadow that,
like Theon, Petyr Littlefinger, is (among other things) a scion of ironborn kings, because Petyr is Hoare-ish: I.e. because Petyr's blood is (in some part) the blood of the ironborn kings of House Hoare of Orkmont and, later, Harrenhal.
You can find an index of every post I've made on the topic of a Hoare-ish Littlefinger (including every post in this sub-series) [
HERE].
Even if I'm wrong about Littlefinger's lineage, the 'rhyming' recursivity between the homecomings of Theon and Petyr detailed in this series remains, and certainly merits attention. NOTE: In what follows, all uncited quotes are from ASOS Sansa VI, which describes Petyr's homecoming to his "Drearfort" tower of the 'Smallest Finger', or ACOK Theon I, which describes Theon's homecoming to "drear" Pyke.
As in past posts, I sometimes use "→" as shorthand for "'prefigures' and/or 'informs' and/or 'is reworked by' and/or 'finds a recursive rhyme in'.
As in: ACOK Theon I → ASOS Sansa VI.
This post picks up straight-away from where Part 8 left off. You can read Part 8 [HERE].
If you want to begin at the beginning, Part 1 is [HERE].
The Myraham's Prophetic Cargo
After Theon makes port, the captain of the Myraham announces his cargo to the people on the docks of Lordport and we read about the offloading of the Myraham:
"We're out of Oldtown," the captain called down, "bearing apples and oranges, wines from the Arbor, feathers from the Summer Isles. I have pepper, woven leathers, a bolt of Myrish lace, mirrors for milady, a pair of Oldtown woodharps sweet as any you ever heard." The gangplank descended with a creak and a thud. "And I've brought your heir back to you."
Most of what we read there seems to be reworked in and around Littlefinger's homecoming in ASOS Sansa VI, when the Merling King brings the Dreadfort its heir, Littlefinger, as well as the seeming heir to Winterfell, Sansa. This begins with the Arbor wine and fruit we see off-loaded from the Merling King:
Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions. Among the loads he brought ashore were several casks of wine. Petyr poured Sansa a cup, as promised. …
… The wine was very fine; an Arbor vintage, she thought. It tasted of oak and fruit and hot summer nights, the flavors blossoming in her mouth like flowers opening to the sun. She only prayed that she could keep it down. Lord Petyr was being so kind, she did not want to spoil it all by retching on him.
… "Grisel," he called to the old woman, "bring some food up. … Oswell's brought some oranges and pomegranates from the King." …
Grisel reappeared…, balancing a large platter. … There were apples and pears and pomegranates, some sad-looking grapes, a huge blood orange.
Besides the straight repetition of Arbor wine, oranges, apples, and heirs, the repeated Oldtown motif is baldly reworked by Sansa's description of the wine, which is patently Oldtown-summer-esque, per the only substantive pre-AFFC description of Oldtown, which associates it with hot, fruity summer nights:
"King Maekar's summer was hotter than this one, and near as long. … [T]he heat was fierce while it lasted. Oldtown… came alive only by night. … I remember the smells of those nights, my lord—perfume and sweat, melons ripe to bursting, peaches and pomegranates, nightshade and moonbloom." (AGOT Eddard V)
The Myraham's "mirrors for milady" prefigure Sansa being figuratively groomed by Petyr and literally grooming herself in Petyr's Eyrie after he takes over:
When Gretchel fetched her Lysa's silvered looking glass, the color seemed just perfect with Alayne's mass of dark brown hair. (AFFC Alayne I)
The Myraham's "woodharps sweet as any you ever heard" presage Sansa being attacked by Marillion, whose "voice was strong and sweet", (AFFC Sansa I) after he sings a song (about blowjobs?) called "Milady's Supper" (supper a la the Myraham-ish fruit Sansa eats for supper when she lands) during Petyr's wedding bedding:
Lady Lysa's singer launched into a bawdy version of "Milady's Supper"….
The Myraham's "woven leathers" and "Myrish lace" are reworked into the "laces unlaced" i.e. unwoven during said wedding:
By the time they had gotten him into the tower and out of his clothes, the other women were flushed, with laces unlaced, kirtles crooked, and skirts in disarray.
That it's a "bolt of Myrish lace" is interesting: After Sansa boards the Merling King, she sees a singular "bolt" from a crossbow strike Dontos, and then two more:
Lothor Brune dipped his torch. Three men stepped to the gunwale, raised crossbows, fired. One bolt took Dontos in the chest as he looked up…. The others ripped into throat and belly. (ASOS Sansa V)
Three crossbow bolts? What does that remind us if not… a Myrish crossbow:
"The king is playing with his new crossbow," Tyrion said. Ridding himself of Joffrey had required only an ungainly Myrish crossbow that threw three quarrels at a time…. (ACOK Tyrion VI)
What about the Myraham's "pepper"? I suspect this gets box-checked first by Sansa trying not to "retch" as she is off-loaded along with the wine with which Littlefinger tries to settle her tummy, as just two chapters later peppers are tightly linked to "retching" of the sort Sansa feels like doing:
[Tyrion] found himself on his knees retching… that double helping of fried eggs cooked up with onions and fiery Dornish peppers. (ASOS Tyrion X)
GRRM seems to play off the "pepper" motif in other ways, as well. Consider that the gathering to meet the Myraham and the shouted questions that prompt her captain to announce her cargo—
A handful of Lordsport merchants had gathered to meet the ship. They shouted questions as the Myraham was tying up.
—get reworked by Petyr's household all gathering "to meet" the Merling King and by their peppering one another with questions:
Servants emerged from the tower to meet them; a thin old woman and a fat middle-aged one, two ancient white-haired men, and a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye. When they recognized Lord Petyr they knelt on the rocks. "My household," he said. "I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
She's a "popper", then, in case we didn't catch that retching → peppers. (This also reworks Theon "popping one off" with the captain's daughter, who is in many ways reworked by Kella, as will be discussed below.)
… [Petyr]… gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one. "Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed. "I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. … "How long will you be in residence?"
"As short a time as possible, Bryen, have no fear. Is the place habitable just now, would you say?"
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung." Petyr turned to Sansa. "Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now. Umfred's my steward, and Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord.…"
… Petyr gestured toward the fat woman. "Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
A gathering, and questions, questions, questions, as when Theon docks.
Recall that Bryen and Umfred come from shore to offload Sansa (who's just been promised a cup of wine to help with her upset "tummy") from the Merling King's rowboat:
The two old men waded out up to their thighs to lift Sansa from the boat so she would not get her skirts wet.
This reworks the "shorehands… off-loading… casks of wine" from a Tyroshi trader docked with the Myraham—
[Theon] spied a Tyroshi trading galley off-loading…
Shorehands rolled casks of wine off the Tyroshi trader, fisherfolk cried the day's catch, children ran and played. A priest in the seawater robes of the Drowned God was leading a pair of horses along the pebbled shore, while above him a slattern leaned out a window in the inn, calling out to some passing Ibbenese sailors.
—which itself prefigures the above-quoted off-loading of the Merling King (when "Oswell made two more trips out to the Merling King to offload provisions" including "several casks of wine", from which Petyr immediately "poured Sansa a cup, as promised").
Kella & The Slattern
What about that "slattern lean[ing] out a window" to greet "some passing… sailors" while "children ran and played"? I submit that she is one of several motifs from Theon's homecoming prefiguring Petyr's servant Kella. I'll explain.
Consider that Petyr's servant Kella has many bastards i.e. children, popping one out every few years:
"I don't know the child. Another of Kella's bastards, I suppose. She pops one out every few years."
We only see one; presumably the others are off somewhere, running and playing, perhaps.
Kella happily greets Petyr as he comes ashore, much as Lordsport's slattern "call[s] out to some passing Ibbenese sailors". Note that the sailors on the Merling King are likewise 'passing' — passing through:
"From here the King turns east for Braavos. Without us."
Consider most of all that Kella's something of a slattern herself: She's "not one for telling them no".
"I can't rightly say, m'lord. I'm not one for telling them no."
"And all the local lads are grateful, I am quite sure."
Indeed, something Lysa says pretty clearly codes Kella as a verbatim "slattern", underlining the recursion:
"How would you like to spend your life on that bleak shore, surrounded by slatterns and sheep pellets?" (ASOS Sansa VII)
So I think the vignette with the slattern and the children in Lordsport pretty plainly prefigures Kella. But I think she's prefigured by two more pieces of Theon's homecoming.
Kella & The Captain's Daughter
Keeping in mind that Kella has a bunch of bastards ("she pops one out every few years) and that she's "not one for telling them no", consider also that she is (a) literally 'with child' — or rather, with a child—
a girl of two or three with a sty on one eye
—that she's (b) "fat"—
"Who fathered this one, Kella?"
The fat woman laughed.
—and that she's (c) coded as a bit stupid:
"Kella minds my vast herds. How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
She had to think a moment. "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
All like Theon's "captain's daughter".
The captain's daughter is "plump", as Kella is "fat":
The girl was a shade plump for his taste…
She is likely pregnant with Theon's bastard, a la Kella the bastard-popper.
She tells Theon…
"You can put it in me again, if it please you…"
…and accedes to his request for a blowjob, so she's "not one for telling them no."
She thereby helps Theon 'pop one off', a la Kella "pop[ping] one out".
Like Kella, she seems a bit stupid:
She looked rather stupid when she smiled, but he had never required a woman to be clever.
The stupid girl did not seem to be listening.
She… learned quickly for such a stupid girl….
She looked at him stupidly, so he left her there.
And finally, she offers to work in Theon's castle—
I'd work in your castle, milord.
—just as Kella works for Petyr.
Kella: The Spreading Patch of the Smallest Finger?
Besides the "slattern" and the captain's daughter, I suspect Kella may also riff on — of all things — the "spreading patches" of "lichen" on "wet" Pyke as Theon sails by:
[Pyke was] wet by the same salt waves, festooned with the same spreading patches of dark green lichen, speckled by the droppings of the same seabirds.
Get it? A spreading 'patch'? In combination with "lichen" a la "licking" and Pyke being "wet"? And not just wet, but "wet by… salt waves", when as we know from the captain's daughter, semen tastes "salty", "like the sea". It's like Pyke is being described as a turned-on "slattern" with her legs spread.
A Hoare, we might say.
This connects to Kella, specifically because of her name: Kella is a near anagram for "kale", a dark green plant, like the "dark green lichen".
Actually, the name Kella may have anothere precursor in Theon's story: "Qalen", the maester Theon asks Helya about upon his arrival at Pyke:
"And what of Maester Qalen, where is he?"
Qalen would be pronounced Kalen. Qalen → Kalen → Kale → Kela → Kella. Anyway…
Grisel & The Captain's Daughter
Something similar is going on with Petyr's servant Grisel, the "thin old woman" who was his wet nurse but who "keeps [his] castle now":
"Grisel was my wet nurse, but she keeps my castle now.
Grisel is similarly prefigured by two people from Theon's homecoming, including first the captain's daughter who wants to work in Theon's castle as Grisel works in Petyr's "castle".
Consider first that Grisel, like the captain's daughter, seems slightly stupid (but eager to please), as she fails to grasp Petyr's sarcasm and takes his derisive joke about gulls' eggs and seaweed soup as an order:
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home. When I break my fast on gulls' eggs and seaweed soup, I'll be certain of it."
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face.
Then there is the captain daughter's resume:
"I'd work in your castle, milord. I can clean fish and bake bread and churn butter. Father says my peppercrab stew is the best he's ever tasted. You could find me a place in your kitchens and I could make you peppercrab stew."
This surely prefigures what we're told about Grisel making a sea-based soup of her own (i.e. the just mentioned "seaweed soup"), baking bread, and churning butter for Petyr:
Grisel reappeared before he could say more, balancing a large platter. She set it down between them. … The old woman had brought a round of bread as well, and a crock of butter.
Grisel climbed up to the bedchamber to serve the lord and lady a tray of morning bread, with butter, honey, fruit, and cream.
Where Grisel used to be Petyr's wet nurse, Theon suckles the captain daughter's nipple as if she's a wet nurse:
Theon's finger circled one heavy teat, spiraling in toward the fat brown nipple. … He took her nipple in his mouth….
"You can put it in me again, if it please you," she whispered in his ear as he sucked.
And finally, where Theon kisses the captain's daughter on the ear—
[Theon] drew the captain's daughter close and kissed her on her ear.
—Littlefinger kisses Grisel on the cheek:
Oswell and Lothor splashed their way ashore, as did Littlefinger himself. He gave the old woman a kiss on the cheek and grinned at the younger one.
Helya & Grisel (& Gretchel)
Grisel also rhymes with and reworks Helya, who keeps Balon's castle:
A bentback old crone in a shapeless grey dress approached him warily. "M'lord, I am sent to show you to chambers."
"And who are you?"
"Helya, who keeps this castle for your lord father."
Get it? "Helya and Grisel", a la "Hansel and Gretel".
(Gretel is a variant of "Greta". "Grisel" sounds like gristle, whereas in Hansel and Gretel the witch is trying to fatten Hansel up — she don't want no stringy meat! Note the thematic symmetry as well: By treating Hansel kindly and feeding him delicious treats, the witch is essentially "grooming" him for her own benefit/consumption, as Theon and Petyr groom the captain's daughter and Sansa, respectively, for their own benefit. Finally, note that "pebbles" are a key motif in Hansel and Gretel, prefiguring the proliferation of "pebbles" on Pyke, the 'rhyming' "pellets" on Petyr's Finger, and the isle of "Pebble" that leads to Petyr's Finger.)
The two "old" castle keepers neatly invert one another. Consider Grisel's comments about the old rushes and fire in Petyr's tower:
"If we knew you was coming we would have laid down fresh rushes, m'lord," said the crone. "There's a dung fire burning."
"Nothing says home like the smell of burning dung."
That's a recursive reversal of Helya's (lack of) preparation for Theon's visit: Where Grisel has a fire going even though she didn't know Petyr was coming, and where she proactively apologizes for not changing the rushes, telling him "we would have laid down fresh rushes… if we knew you were coming", Helya neither lit a fire nor changed the heavily foregrounded "old and brittle" rushes in the rooms Theon is given—
"I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. "See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
—despite having ample forewarning of his coming:
It was not as though they had no word of his arrival. Robb had sent ravens from Riverrun, and… Jason Mallister had sent his own birds to Pyke….
The joke is underlined by the introduction of "Gretchel" — Gretel with a borrowed H from Helya/Hansel — who fetches washbasins of water (which, see below), "la[ys] a fire in the hearth" and "tend[s] to the fire", brings food and discusses food storage in Petyr's Eyrie in AFFC Sansa I & Alayne I. (In other words, she 'keeps his castle.')
'Rhyming' Interiors
That's just the beginning of the reversals in the many recursions between Theon's lodgings at Pyke and Sansa's in the Drearfort.
Where Helya leads Theon to his rooms on his orders—
"Show me to my chambers, woman," he commanded. Bowing stiffly, [Helya] led him across the headland to the bridge. …
Whenever he'd imagined his homecoming, he had always pictured himself returning to the snug bedchamber in the Sea Tower, where he'd slept as a child. Instead the old woman led him to the Bloody Keep.
—it's Petyr who leads the way into his tower, casually inviting Grisel (and everyone else) to follow him:
"If you like, m'lord," said the old woman Grisel.
Lord Petyr made a face. "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." He led them up the strand…
Petyr jokes about his hall being "dreary", and perhaps it is, but while it's "small" and "even smaller" within, his tower is also home to his servants, and hence very well lived-in.
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs. Above that was a modest hall, and higher still the bedchamber.
(Note that the "mastiff", which we see as Petyr leads Grisel in, recalls Helya bowing "stiffly" before leading Theon to his rooms.)
This sharply reverses the situation Theon finds at Pyke, when he's deposited not in a single room shared by a bunch of people who've lived in it forever and warmed by a hearth with a burning fire, a la Sansa, nor in the "snug bedchamber" in the Sea Tower he'd anticipated (which sounds like Littlefinger's little "tower" by the sea), but in the Bloody Keep, in a whole-ass "suite" of large but "chilly", even "cold" rooms with incredibly high ceilings — rooms which haven't even been opened, much less lived-in, for "years", and which are the very definition of "dreary":
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp. Theon was given a suite of chilly rooms with ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom. [Omitted but see below.]
[Omitted but see below.] It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste. The wall hangings were green with mildew, the mattress musty-smelling and sagging, the rushes old and brittle. Years had come and gone since these chambers had last been opened. The damp went bone deep. "I'll have a basin of hot water and a fire in this hearth," he told the crone. See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill. And gods be good, get someone in here at once to change these rushes."
A ton of the motifs here (including the omitted stuff, which I'll return to) get recycled and reworked in Petyr's tower.
Most obviously, Theon's request for hot water prefigures Sansa's request for a hot bath:
"Might I have a hot bath as well?" asked Sansa.
"I'll have Kella draw some water, m'lady."
Note that Kella fulfills the request, not Grisel. This 'fits', as it's not Helya who brings Theon's water, but "two thralls".
Note also that Sansa requests her bath after thinking…
She desperately needed a bath and a change of clothes.
…whereas Theon changes his clothes immediately after the quoted passages.
Slightly less obviously, the "wall hangings [that] were green with mildew" are reworked by Petyr's own green 'wall hanging': his grandfather's shield, which is painted with a "light green field" and which "hung… above the hearth". The "mildew" is reworked by the fact that the paint is "cracked and flaking" i.e. flawed. And maybe also by the "light green field", since a field grows crops which get milled and which get dewy.
Brittle Bryen's Brigantine, Brindled Mastiff, & Old Blind Dog
As mentioned, the motif of unchanged rushes from Theon's homecoming recurs when Petyr comes home. But Petyr's homecoming also lexically riffs on Theon's rushes being quote-unquote "old and brittle" by giving us Bryen in "brigantine" who is very "old" but not, seemingly, brittle, as he still walks watches, not with his "old blind dog", but with a "brindled mastiff":
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man. He looked to be at least eighty, but he wore a studded brigantine and a longsword at his side. …
"Bryen—didn't I name you captain of the guard the last time I was here?"
"You did, my lord. You said you'd be getting some more men too, but you never did. Me and the dogs stand all the watches."
Sansa found Bryen's old blind dog in her little alcove beneath the steps…
The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Is the brindled dog a "mastiff" 'only' a wink at Theon going mast-stiff for Asha? (See Part 4.) Maybe. But it's worth mentioning that when Theon is first being stirred by Pyke's banner and it's being battered about like the shield we see in the Drearfort three sentences after the mastiff, it's also (a) flying from a very stiff "mast" and (b) juxtaposed with a very large 'dog' of sorts:
The banner streamed from an iron mast, shivering and twisting as the wind gusted like a bird struggling to take flight. And here at least the direwolf of Stark did not fly above, casting its shadow down upon the Greyjoy kraken.
Musty Old Mattresses
The old, "musty-smelling and sagging" mattress (in the chamber that has just been re-opened after long periods of being closed and uninhabited) from Theon's homecoming is answered in Petyr's homecomiong by Lysa, who arrives a few pages later in the chapter, eager to finally have sex again with Petyr. "Mattress" is slang for a sexually available woman (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mattress) and Lysa sags—
Lady Lysa was two years younger than Mother, but this woman looked ten years older. Thick auburn tresses fell down past her waist, but beneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged.
—and smells stale. (Note that Lysa is on a mattress here.)
Her aunt was drenched in sweet scent, though under that was a sour milky smell. Her cheek tasted of paint and powder.
Lysa's "cheek tast[ing] of paint and powder" riffs on the line about Theon's "distaste" and "fear of ghosts":
It was not fear of ghosts that made him glance about with distaste.
The distaste wordplay is obvious: Lysa tastes bad. As for the "fear of ghosts", Lysa (whom Sansa fears) being covered in "powder" reminds us of Sansa being afraid of a "spirit" covered in powdery flour:
When the spirit stepped out of the open tomb, pale white and moaning for blood, Sansa ran shrieking for the stairs…. Arya stood her ground and gave the spirit a punch. It was only Jon, covered with flour. (AGOT Arya IV)
This line—
The halls here were larger and better furnished, if no less cold nor damp.
—is reworked by Lysa as well, who is big and well-dressed ("better furnished", so to speak)—
[B]eneath the costly velvet gown and jeweled bodice her body sagged and bulged. Her face was pink and painted, her breasts heavy, her limbs thick. She was taller than Littlefinger, and heavier; nor did she show any grace in the clumsy way she climbed down off her horse.
—but cold to Sansa and horny/wet/"damp" for Petyr.
Given that Theon's rooms are in several ways like Lysa (newly 'open for business' after a long period of being closed and untouched by men, etc.), and pronouncing aunt like antler, we also might say that where the Lysa-like rooms are "cold" and "damp", Lysa herself is Sansa's "cold" aunt. Rhyming 'rhyming'.
That "years had come and gone since" the room with the Lysa-like mattress "had last been opened" is reworked not just by Lysa getting laid, but textually when Sansa is told Lysa is coming to the Drearfort (where she is 're-opened', so to speak):
It had been years since Sansa last saw her mother's sister…"
I wonder whether Lysa crying and speaking to Sansa of being "bound by blood" to her—
Tears welled suddenly in Lady Lysa's eyes. "We are women alone now, you and I. Are you afraid, child? Be brave. I would never turn away Cat's daughter. We are bound by blood."
—might not be in part a play on the fact that "the damp went bone deep" in the Bloody Keep. By saying that, Sansa's damp (i.e. crying) aunt "went bone deep", so to speak. (If you're "bound by blood" to someone, you have a "bone deep" bond with them. Also, bone → bound wordplay?)
Braziers → Bracing?
Did Theon's attempt to drive away "the chill" and damp of the salty sea air of Pyke using "braziers"—
See that they light braziers in the other rooms to drive out some of the chill.
—inform (via wordplay: braziers → bracing) Petyr's line when the Merling King pulls up to the Drearfort?
Lord Petyr came up beside her, cheerful as ever. "Good morrow. The salt air is bracing, don't you think? It always sharpens my appetite."
And/or is that "sharpening" motif a recursion of Theon sharpening his dirk immediately after said braziers are lit?
After some time, they brought the hot water he had asked for. … While two thralls lit his braziers, Theon stripped off his travel-stained clothing and dressed to meet his father. … He hung a dirk at one hip and a longsword at the other…. Drawing the dirk, he … pulled a whetstone from his belt pouch, and gave it a few licks. He prided himself on keeping his weapons sharp.
Gods Be Good!
The motifs of Theon yelling "gods be good" at his servant and of "ceilings so high that they were lost in gloom" are recursively reworked when Lysa summons Sansa (like a servant) to speak with her the morning after she weds Petyr. Sansa responds to the summons by thinking, verbatim, "gods be good", and is then told they'll be heading to the Eyrie, which we know is "so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds", i.e. it has parapets 'so high that they were lost in the clouds':
Lady Lysa was still abed [like a good mattress!], but Lord Petyr was up and dressed. "Your aunt wishes to speak with you," he told Sansa, as he pulled on a boot. "I've told her who you are."
Gods be good. "I . . . I thank you, my lord."
Petyr yanked on the other boot. "I've had about as much home as I can stomach. We'll leave for the Eyrie this afternoon."
Seven towers, Ned had told her, like white daggers thrust into the belly of the sky, so high you can stand on the parapets and look down on the clouds. (AGOT Catelyn VI)
The notion of a "ceiling" so high it is lost in gloom is perhaps also reworked by the story Lysa tells Sansa about Petyr's "rise" to power: She says she "always knew how high [Petyr would] rise", and it's my belief that said rise has likely seen him 'lost', spiritually, in 'darkness'. (Note that ceilings are a frequently invoked metaphor when talking about climbing the corporate ladder.)
"Half his teeth were gone, and his breath smelled like bad cheese. I cannot abide a man with foul breath. Petyr's breath is always fresh . . . he was the first man I ever kissed, you know. My father said he was too lowborn, but I knew how high he'd rise. Jon gave him the customs for Gulltown to please me, but when he increased the incomes tenfold my lord husband saw how clever he was and gave him other appointments, even brought him to King's Landing to be master of coin. That was hard, to see him every day and still be wed to that old cold man.
(Recall that the motif of bad/fresh breath there reworks the "winey stench of the old man's [Sylas Sourmouth's] breath", which Theon thinks about roughly ¼ page prior to being shown his suite in the Bloody Keep.)
Butchered Sons & Brothers
Lysa continues to rant:
"Jon did his duty in the bedchamber, but he could no more give me pleasure than he could give me children. His seed was old and weak. All my babies died but Robert, three girls and two boys. All my sweet little babies dead, and that old man just went on and on with his stinking breath. So you see, I have suffered too." Lady Lysa sniffed. "You do know that your poor mother is dead?"
"Tyrion told me," said Sansa. "He said the Freys murdered her at The Twins, with Robb."
Those references to (a) a bunch of dead "babies", including two brothers, one of which was "murdered" when Lysa's father, Hoster Tully, who ruled the Riverlands, betrayed Lysa's trust; and to (b) foul smelling breath, a la Sylas, and finally to (c) the Red Wedding — a bloody betrayal of Sansa's brother, who was King of the Riverlands — particularly (per Sansa saying "Tyrion told me") as it's described by Tyrion—
Sansa did not need to hear how her brother's body had been hacked and mutilated, he decided; nor how her mother's corpse had been dumped naked into the Green Fork in a savage mockery of House Tully's funeral customs. (ASOS Tyrion VII)
—are one of the ways ASOS Sansa VI rejiggers the part of Theon's description of his Bloody Keep suite I "[omitted]" earlier, which entails betrayals, murdered brothers, a River King, slaughter, and bodies "hacked to bits".
[Theon] might have been more impressed if he had not known that these were the very chambers that had given the Bloody Keep its name. A thousand years before, the sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
But Greyjoys were not murdered in Pyke except once in a great while by their brothers, and his brothers were both dead.
Lysa's speech with its reference to her abortion and to the Red Wedding (and to stink-breath like Sylas's) isn't the only (or even the main) way Petyr's homecoming chapter refracts those images from Theon's homecoming, though.
Littlefinger is himself a kind of River King (as Lord Paramount of the Trident), right? And note that we read all about his "slaughtered" "sons" just before he enters the tower, wherein we then see the foul betrayers who murdered their 'brothers'. I'm talking, of course, about his sheep and his sheepdogs:
"How many sheep do I have at present, Kella?"
… "Three and twenty, m'lord. There was nine and twenty, but Bryen's dogs killed one and we butchered some others and salted down the meat."
"Ah, cold salt mutton. I must be home.…" … "Come, let's see if my hall is as dreary as I recall." … A handful of sheep were wandering about the base of the flint tower…. …
Within, the tower seemed even smaller. An open stone stair wound round the inside wall, from undercroft to roof. Each floor was but a single room. The servants lived and slept in the kitchen at ground level, sharing the space with a huge brindled mastiff and a half-dozen sheep-dogs.
Note the kitchen, recalling that the Bloody Keep is paired with the Kitchen Keep as Theon first gazes on Pyke:
Farther out were the Kitchen Keep and the Bloody Keep, each on its own island.
Note, too, that the sheep are coded as Petyr's "sons", in a way (a la the "slaughtered… sons of the River King" Theon remembers in his Bloody Tower rooms), and not just because he owns them. He says that Kella has lots of bastards and that she minds his sheep, right? And what else does he say of Kella, in jest? That she 'is' the "mother" of his "daughter," "Alayne Stone":
"Alayne . . . Stone, would it be?" When he nodded, she said, "But who is my mother?"
"Kella?"
"Please no," she said, mortified.
"I was teasing.
The joke foregrounds the notion of Petyr as the father of Kella's children. And while she supposedly has a bunch of bastards, we don't see them. We just see the one girl with the livestock-evoking eye with a sty. It's almost like the sheep she looks after are her children. And thus like Petyr is their father.
(Note the word "mortified". This points straight back to Theon in his Bloody Tower for two reasons: First, greyscale, which mortifies the flesh, killed Balon's brother Harlon, who died "in a windowless tower room" at Pyke. Second: Theon will, in his next chapter, be truly mortified by the realization that "Esgred" is his sister Asha, where that masquerade in turn prefigures Sansa masquerading as Alayne.)
So the "cold" Bloody Keep with its partner the Kitchen Keep and its story of a "slaughter", betrayal, brother killing brother, a River King's sons' bodies "hacked to bits in their beds" — all these motifs are reworked by Kella's account of one of Lord Paramount Petyr's sheep-'sons' being killed by its lexicial 'brothers', the very "sheep-dogs" who were supposed to guard it, and of other sheep-'sons' being verbatim "butchered", i.e. slaughtered on a killing bed and in the process surely hacked into pieces that were then preserved against spoilage for future consumption, such that the resulting "cold salt mutton" could be used as travel rations. Which jibes with Theon's language, creatively interpreted:
[T]he sons of the River King had been slaughtered here, hacked to bits in their beds so that pieces of their bodies might be sent back to their father on the mainland.
(They were slaughtered and hacked to bits only so as to properly preserve them against spoilage during their upcoming journey "back to their father on the mainland", you see!)
Theon's Honor Guard
The conditions in Theon's rooms are consistent with the cold welcome he receives, both from Aeron—
The priest's manner was chilly, most unlike the man Theon remembered.
—and Balon—
Theon pulled off his gloves. "… Why is my father not here to greet me?"
"He awaits you in the Sea Tower, m'lord. When you are rested from your trip."
And I thought Ned Stark cold.
—and they're thus part of a broad yin/yang 'rhyme' with Petyr's initial homecoming, which is warm and welcoming and full of familiar faces, whereas Theon knows no one, such that he thinks:
It is as if I were a stranger here….
The reversal is wryly underlined when Petyr is greeted at the shore by his "captain of the guards", Bryen:
"It is good to have you home, my lord," said one old man.
Thus Petyr ironically gets the "honor guard" welcome Theon hoped he'd get on his arrival 'home':
[Theon] saw… no honor guard waiting to escort him from Lordsport to Pyke, only smallfolk going about their small business.
Notice that where no one stops what they're doing for Theon, everyone stops when Petyr arrives. And of course, everyone in his household recognizes him, whereas no one recognizes Theon. Which is telling, because in a deep sense, that's all Theon really wants, deep down: a little recognition.
Littlefinger has it… but it's not enough.
(SUB)SERIES CONCLUDES IN PART 10: Oswell & Aeron; Lothar & Dagmer; The Closing Twist
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2023.05.31 19:20 throwaway11234566221 I got death threats and I think it traumatised me
I'm not entirely sure why I'm making this post, I'm just not sure what to do really.
As a background, I dated a girl for 6 months, fell in love with her immediately and we broke up because she ended up being incredibly emotionally abusive and controlling (Not allowing me to have female friends, going through my chats on my phone etc.). I'm not the type of person to allow myself to be treated like that, or so I thought, but I was clearly completely blinded by my love for her.
Anyway a couple of weeks ago she made a WhatsApp groupchat with me and all my friends and sent screenshots of a bunch of our conversations which were just normal conversations so no one was sure what she was trying to do. Then, obviously everyone left that groupchat, blocked her and everything was fine for a few hours. Then, I get a voice message from a random number. The voice message was a 2 minute speech from a man I've never heard or met in my life, detailing how he was going to kill my entire family and sk*n my dogs and feed them to me. I immediately called the police and told them that I had no way of proving it but I was 100% sure my ex had something to do with it (I was right).
The police looked into it and found out the voice message was from my exes friends teenage brother, which should've calmed my nerves and I don't know why it didn't. Everytime I hear my dogs barking my mind tells me they've been sk*need and cooked. Everytime my family go anywhere and don't tell me, I assume something terrible has happened.
I don't know what to do and I don't know what she could've have accused me of to warrant this, I just want her to leave me alone and I don't know how to take action to stop myself from thinking so negatively as a result of the voice message. If anyone has anything to say at all, it would be greatly appreciated.
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2023.05.31 19:20 katerberryy Need recommendations for indoor wheels!
Hey all!
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2023.05.31 19:20 DarkLuxio92 Severe epilepsy and being forced to work full time just to eat.
I have severe epilepsy. I have focal seizures multiple times daily and tonic clonic seizures at least 2 or 3 times a month. I'm really, really struggling to work because my memory is totally shot and I'm working through constant brain fog and never know when another seizure will come. Yet because I have a partner who works and don't have children (how very dare I be infertile?!) I'm entitled to absolutely nothing apart from possibly a lower award for PIP. So I'm faced with the choice of potentially falling into machinery at work and dying (which almost happened a week ago), or starving to death. Either way, I feel like I'm not going to see 35 with how sick I have become. Why is it that people on 60k a year can have UC and other help, but someone significantly disabled can't get any help at all? Is there anything else I can do? I can usually manage about 24 hours a week, any more than that and I collapse. So what on Earth can I do to survive?
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2023.05.31 19:20 babygirl_babyboy Eww TMI (sorry)
So about 10pm last night I started to feel sick, like worst than normal (9weeks) by 2am I was throwing up, violently wrenching trying to gasp some air, then it stopped I took a small sip of water and 5 mins later all hell broke lose as it was coming out of both ends, this went on till 4am I gave up trying to even sip water. About 7am I’m back on the way to the bathroom all over again! It stopped about 8am and my GP opens at 8:30, so called up and got an appointment, FTM and panicking about everything, I still couldn’t keep a sip down, I get seen at 12pm my belly is soft so it seems that baby is ok, I’m just very dehydrated and my heart rate is very high, she told me to take little sips of lucazade and if I get any worse to call 111, it’s just gone 6pm and I’ve just finished my lucazade it took me nearly 6 hours. I feel so bad, I’m in so much pain my stomach is killing and I still keep getting waves of nausea, but I have not been sick since 11:30am do I risk nibbling a biscuit? I’m by no means hungry just really worried about my little one xx
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2023.05.31 19:20 gayliberal21 TIFU by picking a fight with a fish
I went to the beach today with my family. We carried nets and a bucket for about a mile down to the seaside, hoping to catch some interesting aquatic life (last year we found a load of fish, a crab and two shrimps, we even named one of the fish). Fast forward around half an hour, and we have caught absolutely nothing. Until I came across a rockpool in which I found three fish, about an inch in length, nothing crazy. Then I saw him. I have no idea what kind of fish he was, but he was different to the rest, he was bigger and his colours looked more interesting. I thought "great, i will catch that one to show my sister". My sister is 9 and very interested by everything, I wanted to find something cool to show her.
So the chase began. The fish in these rockpools are normally easy to catch, but alas, this little shit was not like the others. On my first attempt, I placed my net over him, tried to scoop him up but he was already gone, swimming top speed through a tiny crack in the rocks and then, i kid you not, LEAPING into a separate rockpool. I quickly followed. This was not over yet. I spent the next hour or so hunting him down. He couldn't have gone far. A couple of times, I spotted him and I ALMOST had him but somehow this damn fish kept getting away. After a while, I couldn't see any sign of him, and I assumed he'd somehow done his little rockpool-jumping trick again. Then I saw his little head poke out from the side of the rocks. Somehow he'd gotten himself into a crack smaller than my little finger and was hiding there, poking his head out to taunt me.
He couldn't wait there forever, right? I positioned my net around the crack, waiting for him to make a move. I sat for what felt like an eternity, keeping as still as I could, watching him. I'd almost come to the conclusion that it wasn't the fish at all, just some other weird sea creature that lived in cracks in rockpools, and that my fish was long gone. That's when he made his move. He darted out, and I immediately flipped my net to catch him. I was sure I had him this time, he was just amongst some seaweed and coral within my net. But no. When I lifted my net to see, no fish. He had evaded capture once again.
I continued searching the rockpool, pushing stones aside, when I saw him again. His head poking out of a DIFFERENT CRACK. I stared the little shit in the eyes. He was NOT going to get away this time. I sat there, determined, net in place for as long as I could mentally cope with. But the little shit would not budge, and I had no choice but to retreat, defeated and empty-bucketed, back to my family. I thought that was it. Aside from the occasional comment from my family on my hours of war with this fish, all was good, right?
Wrong. Just as I was getting ready to leave, I dropped my sock into a rockpool, which meant I had no choice but to walk the mile back without one sock, while wearing doc martens. Ouch. And then it was pointed out to me that I had a nasty sunburn on my back from the hours of crouching over the stupid rockpool. I am convinced that that fish was some kind of psychopathic genius, mentally tormenting me for hours while the skin on my back was roasted by the sun.
I am home now, pissed off by my personal attack from a fucking fish the size of my little finger.
TL;DR: I tried to catch a fish for two hours, the little shit hid from me and poked his head out to taunt me, and now I have a painful sunburn from my time spent hunting him down.
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